Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Roys FFC v Baghdad Bombers at Brunswick Junction Oval

[DERRINALPHIL]

India 3 for 40 but my 3 year old says cricket is boring so we are watching Mickey Mouse.

 

[_Mike_]

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ROYS FFC OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
S38R18 : vs BAGHDAD BOMBERS

B: Chezzalenko Reborn / Aristotle Pickett / Pure Grunt
HB: Roylion / windyhill / Ed_Gein
C: 3KZ is Football / SpecialBruce / Phar Ace
HF: HinkleysHeroes / _Mike_ / JackNah_8
F: Elmer_Hauser / TheGoatBaron / Mooch
FOLL: DERRINALPHIL / fitzroybowiedog / royboy2
INT: Dicky Fitzwell / judge judy

Supps: Eat Fresh , Reardo , Mobbs

Changes:
judge judy HBF > INT
Roylion INT > HBF



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[_Mike_]

Roys are ..

 

[_Mike_]

India 3 for 40 but my 3 year old says cricket is boring so we are watching Mickey Mouse.

 

[VainGlorious]

I think Mother Nature has her **** in a tangle bc the weather is all arse about face lol

It’s been raining for over 24 hours… enough already

Climate change is happening whether we like it or not. Like, I just walked from outside into the chemist to get a whooping cough vax and the climate changed.
Much cooler in here.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Well! I’m finished work for the day… now it’s time to go get merry at the school Xmas concert…

Alas there is a fully stocked bar and educators to round up our kids while the parents all get merrrrrrryyyyyyy!!!

 

[Bovo]

It’s like a happy ending for your feet

My feet don’t need a happy ending. They are grateful to be attached to my legs. They know all the other feet in this world are jealous

 

[Bovo]

Climate change is happening whether we like it or not. Like, I just walked from outside into the chemist to get a whooping cough vax and the climate changed.
Much cooler in here.

Did you fart before going in? Methane is a huge contributor of climate change. I can’t believe you doomed the entire planet with one wind movement you selfish bastard

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

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Life has already past me but in the words of Jonny Rotten, "And we don't care."



Sorry but the amount of youtube modern links in this thread has been poor.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Do you mind running a hose over our backline?

They smell as if they haven’t showered in minutes.

I ran the hose over the son's rubbish bin after the truck collected the contents.

Both actions are big events in the grand kids day especially when I can be washed thoroughly as well.

One guess who doesn't hold the hose.

 

[Kilroy]

Sorry but the amount of youtube modern links in this thread has been poor.

Will you be around from 9pm Phil?

 

[Mobbs]

Will you be around from 9pm Phil?

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I'm ready!

 

[DemurePrincess]

God! Now I remember why I hate these school events…

I just don’t fit in
I’m not a snob, I don’t drive a bmw and I don’t have Botox in every inch of my face…. Lucky I have my besties so we just sit in the corner and drink wine and take the piss out of the ‘clique’ which I definitely don’t fit in

 

[DemurePrincess]

Maybe bc they said dress up in Xmas theme… except no other adult got in the spirit so I look like a right ****ing tit

Yep! I have elves on my shirt and I am coooooool as ****!

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Will you be around from 9pm Phil?

I am on duty with swimming at 8,00 am tomorrow. 45 minutes away.

9.00 pm is bed time
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[DERRINALPHIL]

God! Now I remember why I hate these school events…

I just don’t fit in
I’m not a snob, I don’t drive a bmw and I don’t have Botox in every inch of my face…. Lucky I have my besties so we just sit in the corner and drink wine and take the piss out of the ‘clique’ which I definitely don’t fit in

There is a comedian that does some hilarious takes on this

God! Now I remember why I hate these school events…

I just don’t fit in
I’m not a snob, I don’t drive a bmw and I don’t have Botox in every inch of my face…. Lucky I have my besties so we just sit in the corner and drink wine and take the piss out of the ‘clique’ which I definitely don’t fit in

There is a fellow, a funny fellow who has a wonderful skit on child events. I do not have the ability to find it but here is another skit from the same bloke. The magic basket

the majic basket youtube - Google Search

 

[VainGlorious]

God! Now I remember why I hate these school events…

I just don’t fit in
I’m not a snob, I don’t drive a bmw and I don’t have Botox in every inch of my face…. Lucky I have my besties so we just sit in the corner and drink wine and take the piss out of the ‘clique’ which I definitely don’t fit in

It’s not you that doesn’t fit in, it’s the deadbrains that try so hard to be apart of the clique and to follow the path of least resistance that are unsure of their place in society - hence the need to be in a group of likeminded sycophants desperately seeking validation from people who really don’t give a shit.

Being unique and grabbing the smooth handle, doing the more difficult thing, is far more satisfying than following the herd.

You wear that elf t-shirt and wear it proud!

 

[VainGlorious]

Did you fart before going in? Methane is a huge contributor of climate change. I can’t believe you doomed the entire planet with one wind movement you selfish bastard

Guilty as charged, your honour

 

[VainGlorious]

I'm ready!

Me too!

 

[VainGlorious]

It’s not you that doesn’t fit in, it’s the deadbrains that try so hard to be apart of the clique and to follow the path of least resistance that are unsure of their place in society - hence the need to be in a group of likeminded sycophants desperately seeking validation from people who really don’t give a shit.

Being unique and grabbing the smooth handle, doing the more difficult thing, is far more satisfying than following the herd.

You wear that elf t-shirt and wear it proud!

Nice melt campaigner.

 

[Mobbs]

Nice melt campaigner.

Agree tho.

God! Now I remember why I hate these school events…

I just don’t fit in
I’m not a snob, I don’t drive a bmw and I don’t have Botox in every inch of my face…. Lucky I have my besties so we just sit in the corner and drink wine and take the piss out of the ‘clique’ which I definitely don’t fit in

Also make sure you're the loudest there so the snobs get annoyed with you!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Agree tho.


Also make sure you're the loudest there so the snobs get annoyed with you!

Oh! I got loud! I need to show you my kids performance tonight though and then you will see me lol in her

She’s a star dead set lol

 

[Mobbs]

Oh! I got loud! I need to show you my kids performance tonight though and then you will see me lol in her

She’s a star dead set lol

You did what now?

 

[Mobbs]

9pm! (down "there")

 

[Kilroy]