Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Las Vegas Bears v West Coast Wonders at The Stadium in the Sky

[tony]

I know there were once big, tall, terrible, awesome, scary, wonderful Giants in the Sky. (Into the Woods: Sondheim 1986).

So what can we expect to see when we look up in the sky on Sunday afternoon at the Las Vegas Bears home ground?

No Giants in our skies, just lovely views of all the debauchery going on below us.

 

[Chipmunk]

Our form speaks for itself. We don’t have a train to speak of let alone a train wreck.

It all went wrong when you changed the music in the team bus to curb our feral tendancies.

 

[BFew]

No Giants in our skies, just lovely views of all the debauchery going on below us.

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Are 5c pieces accepted?

Just asking for a friend.

 

[Millky95]

So the rumour is true about the illegal performing dis-enhancing drugs that I hear that
Millky95 and Test Tickle are allegedly in deep for.

Tell me bout it, stud

 

[tony]

Are 5c pieces accepted?

Just asking for a friend.

All currency accepted, even good forgeries.

 

[BFew]

All currency accepted, even good forgeries.

Excellent.

Some of the Wonders team will likely be digging up some of their stash of bones from the West Coast Cemetery where they keep the historical remnants of teams we have buried/slaughtered.

 

[tony]

Excellent.

Some of the Wonders team will likely be digging up some of their stash of bones from the West Coast Cemetery where they keep the historical remnants of teams we have buried/slaughtered.

If you come across any good body parts, feel free to hand them over to MWPP. She is always looking for new stock for her thriving body part black market business.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

No Giants in our skies, just lovely views of all the debauchery going on below us.

And more of the same when you look past you ankles, I'm told!

 

[BFew]

Tell me bout it, stud

Ursidae loving had me a blast
Ursidae loving happened too fast
Met a Bear, Millky and free
Met a Dog, cute as BB @BallaratBulldog

Ursidaes, fading away
To uh, oh those Ursidae nights
...... etc etc

 

[BFew]

If you come across any good body parts, feel free to hand them over to MWPP. She is always looking for new stock for her thriving body part black market business.

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Seeing as how the Wonders are so Back in Black today, (see team thread post here)
where exactly do we go to trade in MWPP black market?

And does MWPP have my favourite kind of sausage. The black pudding ones?

 

[Cap]

The Bears in danger of mirroring the fate of the Sydney's Monorail (in the sky).

Doomed from the start.

Basically went around in circles, and only in one direction.
Was hard to find.
Not very well maintained or supported.
Didn't effectively scale up.
Viewed as unattractive.
Didn't integrate very well with other infrastructure and systems.
Expensive to use.
Frequently broke down.
Required significant upgrade costs
Superseded by a superior service.

sounds like the list of complaints my ex gave me.

 

[Cap]

That might also help explain why some of the Bears have appeared to be both resting and injured (physically and psychologically) whilst still on the pitch during so many match games this season.

This is why I'm on Bluesky, i can block these reasonably accurate stereotypes about the mighty Bears

 

[MWPP]

If you come across any good body parts, feel free to hand them over to MWPP. She is always looking for new stock for her thriving body part black market business.

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Donating a kidney was a standard part of our rookie contracts but lately we’ve gone soft…

 

[Cap]

Anyway, great captains run today, have to admit did it by myself but got a PB

 

[Millky95]

Ursidae loving had me a blast
Ursidae loving happened too fast
Met a Bear, Millky and free
Met a Dog, cute as BB @BallaratBulldog

Ursidaes, fading away
To uh, oh those Ursidae nights
...... etc etc

Tell me more
Tell me more
Did he kick very far?

Tell me more
Tell me more
Is he a qooty star?

 

[Pamcake1]

Ursidae loving had me a blast
Ursidae loving happened too fast
Met a Bear, Millky and free
Met a Dog, cute as BB @BallaratBulldog

Ursidaes, fading away
To uh, oh those Ursidae nights
...... etc etc

Dont' tell me more, tell me more, tell me more.....dont though.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Dont' tell me more, tell me more, tell me more.....dont though.

 

[Pamcake1]

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[BFew]

Ursidae loving had me a blast
Ursidae loving happened too fast
Met a Bear, Millky and free
Met a Dog, cute as BB @BallaratBulldog

Ursidaes, fading away
To uh, oh those Ursidae nights
...... etc etc

The above cute little cub is called "James".

A hybrid cross between a Bear and a Wonder.
James Bond.

Only 3 more days before the Skyfalls' in for the Bears.

"This is the End"
Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together

 

[ClarkeM]

I suggest we have an All SFA team based purely on qooty stats.

Couldn't agree more. An All-Qooty SFA and an All-Posting SFA. Separate the two because the current "50/50" criteria is the biggest farce since TFLUA simming games.

 

[Millky95]

 

[Millky95]

Couldn't agree more. An All-Qooty SFA and an All-Posting SFA. Separate the two because the current "50/50" criteria is the biggest farce since TFLUA simming games.

Should run for admin

 

[BFew]

Should run for admin

Run for admin.
Or run from admin?

 

[Millky95]

Run for admin.
Or run from admin?

Future: yes
Current: also yes

 

[tony]

Anyway, great captains run today, have to admit did it by myself but got a PB

The rest of us were puffed out just coming out from the clubrooms.