Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Coney Island Warriors v East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

[Dinsdale]

 

[Dinsdale]

Curry all out for one fiddy

 

[FootyGuy13]

MCSWEENEY NOOOOOOO

 

[FootyGuy13]

I don't think we're gonna see our captain for a bit. It's a bit of a drive to Gold Coast to "do what must be done".

 

[Dinsdale]

I don't think we're gonna see our captain for a bit. It's a bit of a drive to Gold Coast to "do what must be done".

Usually he just calls me to eliminate someone, it's concerning he's taking it on himself, such an amateur

 

[Dinsdale]

5 for 58 ffs

 

[FootyGuy13]

5 for 58 ffs

Close, it was 6 for 59 for 1 ball.

Wait until we meet Keptin again and we end up on the other side of this!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Oh for god's sake, not more ****ing cricket.

 

[spudmaster]

How good are RDO’s?

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Bloody great, that's how good they are mate. Had one today also. Couldn't have asked for a better day weather-wise either. There still aren't any sharks at the beach by the way Dinsdale so the waters are currently safe for swimming.

Cricket was a funny one - was gettin' chirpy when we had them all done and dusted for 150 but that turned around rather quickly. Hoping Carey can make a stand with one of the one of the remaining bowlers in the first sesh tomorrow, otherwise we may be lucky to even get a Day3 in the this first test.

 

[spudmaster]

Oh for god's sake, not more ****ing cricket.

What about wrestling with cricket bats for props?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

 

[spudmaster]

Alright, since you've asked nicely, I shall give you my wisdom.

Disclaimer: I'm not having a go at por_please_ya , she can like whatever songs she wants, if anything I'm having a go at spud.


Right, so, I used to think there were 2 types of songs: Jury Bait and Tele Bait. Jury Bait is usually a slow ballad that old music critics like listening to because it reminds them of a time when it used to be about the music and the emotion and the vocals that you just don't get nowadays. Tele Bait is typically some pop song that's more about how the staging is the zaniest, craziest, quirkiest thing when compared to all the other songs that have come before it and it's that part that you remember but nothing about the song itself.

Since joining the league's official Discord server, however, I've learnt about a lesser-known 3rd type of song: Porps Bait. A song that's specifically tailored to what porps likes. It wasn't until I started listening to music with other people that I realised that there was always a song that was prime porps bait and it's time, spud, that you learn what these songs sound and look like.

Here we have 3 songs that best exemplify what porps bait is:




spud, your job is to listen to these and figure out the pattern that makes these prime examples of porps bait.

So basically anything Eurovision is almost guaranteed botes

ASITSHOULDBE

Oh okay, it's that simple hey?
Round 920: Artists that would make a great Eurovision Act - my entry was Little Big, they were going to be a 2020 entrant until COVID shut it down.

Seems like people are okay with this theme so let's do it.

No noms from round 501 onwards.
Can't be an artist who has represented a country at Eurovision in the past.
Noms due 10pm tomorrow night.

BOTES

BM: Little Big - "Boobs" atrocious lol spudmaster

Explain yourself, Cat!

 

[spudmaster]

Looking good fella. Date night?

 

[FootyGuy13]

Oh okay, it's that simple hey?
Round 920: Artists that would make a great Eurovision Act - my entry was Little Big, they were going to be a 2020 entrant until COVID shut it down.



Explain yourself, Cat!
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...you didn't actually listen to the songs, did you.

 

[spudmaster]

...you didn't actually listen to the songs, did you.

Well we don't in the SC either to be fair
But fine...I'll have a listen. But they had better be catchy!

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

So onto movies now, and tonight we're comparing two classic Hawk/Phoenix movies.

Hudson Hawk and Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

Except we're switching the leads.


Hudson Hawk (featuring Harry Potter):

In this quirky action-comedy, Harry Potter, instead of being a wizard, is a master thief just released from prison. As "Hudson Hawk," Harry is coerced into completing one last heist involving Leonardo da Vinci’s inventions. Alongside his partner, he navigates a series of comical and dangerous situations, trying to outwit everyone from mobsters to corrupt billionaires. Magic may be out of the picture, but Harry’s wit and cunning take center stage in this madcap caper.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (featuring Hudson Hawk):

In this magical adventure, Hudson Hawk finds himself at Hogwarts, not as a thief, but as the unlikely hero leading the charge against dark forces. As the new member of the Order of the Phoenix, he teams up with Harry’s friends to uncover a conspiracy within the Ministry of Magic. Using his heist skills in a world of wizards, Hawk helps fight off Death Eaters, uncover secrets about Voldemort’s return, and rally the students of Hogwarts to defend their school against looming darkness. Expect a lot of unexpected humor and daring escapades, as Hudson Hawk navigates a realm filled with spells and sorcery.​

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Looking good fella. Date night?

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Start chucking pies bro.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I'm basically Braklet over here thanks to daylight savings. Talking to myself when everyone is in bed.

 

[spudmaster]

I'm basically Braklet over here thanks to daylight savings. Talking to myself when everyone is in bed.

I ain't in bed, just don't find you interesting.

was running out of rounds to submit a nom for the pwned trophy. forgive me!

 

[Braklet]

I'm basically Braklet over here thanks to daylight savings. Talking to myself when everyone is in bed.

 

[spudmaster]

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We appreciate you joining us for some late night shenanigans mate.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I ain't in bed, just don't find you interesting.

was running out of rounds to submit a nom for the pwned trophy. forgive me!

 

[Braklet]

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We appreciate you joining us for some late night shenanigans mate.

What a gelatinous looking Cephalopod!