Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 14: Gold City Royals v Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne

[BLUEALLTHRU]

After the first two inces anyway

Stop bragging.

 

[Brenton Davy]

After the first two inces anyway

Which incidentally, was also the last 2 inches…

 

[DemurePrincess]

Yeah those were 4 of my wives when I was at Baghdad. They've been passed around a fair bit since I left.

I’m sure we would have discussed you if that was the case… I guess you must be THAT memorable

 

[DemurePrincess]

That's better than my 15 kids, those scallywags just run around all day causing mahem. Do you need any more

What? You haven’t had enough…. You’re nips must drag surely

 

[manicpie]

What? You haven’t had enough…. You’re nips must drag surely

It's hard being the Top Cat, so many sassy felines want me. To be honest, I could have 100 kids, it's hard keeping track. There isn't enough catnip in the world for me

 

[DemurePrincess]

It's hard being the Top Cat, so many sassy felines want me. To be honest, I could have 100 kids, it's hard keeping track. There isn't enough catnip in the world for me

Oh sorry! I thought you were the feeder not the breeder you dirty Tom you!!!

 

[manicpie]

Oh sorry! I thought you were the feeder not the breeder you dirty Tom you!!!

I have to tell you, those sassy felines go crazy after midnight. I don't have a choice, it's produce or have my eyes scratched out

 

[DemurePrincess]

I have to tell you, those sassy felines go crazy after midnight. I don't have a choice, it's produce or have my eyes scratched out

You owners are really quite irresponsible…

But this is home made concoction of orange peel and vinegar will **** you off real quick!??



Might even help you game performance!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’ve muffled these bitches too so it won’t put the tingles in your dingle xx

 

[manicpie]

You owners are really quite irresponsible…

But this is home made concoction of orange peel and vinegar with **** you off real quick!??

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Might even help you game performance!!!

I really want to get some but to be honest, I like the attention. Sometimes I get stage fright because all the other felines are watching and waiting their turn. There's a lot of pressure

 

[DemurePrincess]

I really want to get some but to be honest, I like the attention. Sometimes I get stage fright because all the other felines are watching and waiting their turn. There's a lot of pressure

 

[manicpie]

That's what they do to me when I don't perform, there's a hand behind that turtle

 

[QueenSare]

That's what they do to me when I don't perform, there's a hand behind that turtle

There has to be more than a hand for that reaction

 

[DemurePrincess]

That's what they do to me when I don't perform, there's a hand behind that turtle

Ya know what I hate.. when you need validation!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

QueenSare and Lunar just thinking out loud but once the game starts…
Plan ‘less is more’ is in action!!

Starting calling….pus puss puss and tap the sardine can we all have tapped to our thighs

 

[manicpie]

QueenSare and Lunar just thinking out loud but once the game starts…
Plan ‘less is more’ is in action!!

Starting calling….pus puss puss and tap the sardine can we all have tapped to our thighs

It's all been tried before, from laser pointers to wind up mice. My concentration cannot be broken

 

[manicpie]

QueenSare and Lunar just thinking out loud but once the game starts…
Plan ‘less is more’ is in action!!

Starting calling….pus puss puss and tap the sardine can we all have tapped to our thighs

 

[DemurePrincess]

It's all been tried before, from laser pointers to wind up mice. My concentration cannot be broken

I call bull shit

 

[Bovo]

I was gonna say, do I just bring my camping chair & just sit in the middle of the field & just watch everyone while I smoke my dart & sip on my cocktail you’re over in the corner of the field with ya bong & queenie is just waving to the adoring fans on the crowd barrrrrhahahha. Like it’s a game yeh but I’m not running unless it’s to a cocktail Just saying

If DemurePrincess puts a laxative in your cocktail you’ll definitely be running

 

[manicpie]

I call bull shitView attachment 2152606

How did you get a photo of my pre game routine

 

[DemurePrincess]

If DemurePrincess puts a laxative in your cocktail you’ll definitely be running
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Something I would do to a Royal… not my own Bovo

In saying that… puss puss puss!

 

[DemurePrincess]

How did you get a photo of my pre game routine

I have a go pro strapped to my chest at all times for this exact reason

 

[Footypie32]

Oi Cadsky ….. have you meet my ladies yet??
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Meet QueenSare and the luscious Lunar ….. PluggaBlanche the dopey bitch forgot to get on the plane!

The MYER spring collection is really not doing it for me this year.

 

[manicpie]

I have a go pro strapped to my chest at all times for this exact reason

I have nightmares about people with things strapped to them

 

[DemurePrincess]

The MYER spring collection is really not doing it for me this year.

I know… you’re a winter kinda guy