Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 13: Coney Island Warriors v Ophidian Old Boys at Van Cortlandt Park

[Braklet]

*Montague St bridge

We got one of those, too. It even has it's own website:

11 FOOT 8 – The Canopener Bridge

11foot8.com

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

What's the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

I thought we finished playing the Rats?

 

[Braklet]

I did have a childish giggle at KFC's new offering - Cherry Pie Poppers. It's up there with Maccas' Cookies and Cream Pie for me.

 

[Over The Post]

I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

 

[FootyGuy13]

And the Cowboys? Bite your tongue!

Meanwhile, here's the reason why I'm a Broncos fan.

 

[Over The Post]

Found out I was colour blind the other day... That one came right out of the purple.

 

[spudmaster]

Meanwhile, here's the reason why I'm a Broncos fan.

You and your smut-posting these days...you're a bad influence.

 

[Over The Post]

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

**** off

No.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

I hear that you plan on writing a history book about your club. How about this for a title?

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Vote number one Demure Princess for captain of the Baghdad Bombers. Do it and do it now.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

Will i read back the rest of the thread or watch this? Pfft it's only the Warriors, watching the video would be a far more constructive way to spend my time.

 

[Irish BlueBagger]

ahh, Oofian Old Camels. This is the camel I think of when I think of you

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Can your team rustle up as much as half a dozen posters to contribute to the thread this week? Raz at the Swamprats would be ideal for a team of your low volume posting numbers.

 

[Braklet]

 

[Braklet]

Oooooh, they bad (in their heads)

 

[Braklet]

Say, are you Warriors ever going to clean your poor Whore Tree?

It's getting a mite... ripe, shall we say?

 

[FootyGuy13]

I hear that you plan on writing a history book about your club. How about this for a title?

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I think I'll go with Sharon Barrett's review over you just reading the cover.

 

[spudmaster]

Say, are you Warriors ever going to clean your poor Whore Tree?

It's getting a mite... ripe, shall we say?

Needs a bit of a prune as well. It ain't the 70s anymore.

 

[Braklet]

Needs a bit of a prune as well. It ain't the 70s anymore.

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[Irish BlueBagger]

Spud Man would fit in very well at the OOBs i think. As for the rest of them meh who cares. I've seen mannequins in shop windows with more life in them.

 

[spudmaster]

Spud Man would fit in very well at the OOBs i think. As for the rest of them meh who cares. I've seen mannequins in shop windows with more life in them.

U2tigers and I were awfully close to being replaced in our respective ruck positions earlier in the season with lifeless mannequins, such were our on-field performances.


Have you found some form since your move, U2?

 

[Braklet]

Spud Man would fit in very well at the OOBs i think. As for the rest of them meh who cares. I've seen mannequins in shop windows with more life in them.

I think spudmaster suffers from insomnia, poor guy (I know it all too well myself).

 

[TRUMAN#1]

U2tigers and I were awfully close to being replaced in our respective ruck positions earlier in the season with lifeless mannequins, such were our on-field performances.


Have you found some form since your move, U2?

No not at all.

I am pretty sure I am the most useless Qootball player in S38.