Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 13: Coney Island Warriors v Ophidian Old Boys at Van Cortlandt Park

[Pugsley]

please don't tag Barrybran at the moment, as an eagles fan he has a bit to get over before he will want to join in the festivity's of the SFA

our thoughts are with you Baz

Mostly himself, Turbo

 

[Pugsley]

get it right Dinsdale ..we are the Oofian Old Horses Tigers Camels Chimpanzees Dogs Crustaceans Bonos

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How good do we look?

 

[spudmaster]

Tonga Bob Ocha905 spudmaster Reginald Perrin

Why'd you have to pick me? I'm nice and relaxed after a week off and was hoping to discretely extend it a couple of days.

How goes the new digs mate? Been having fun wandering around the place and marking your territory? The facilities at Spotswood must be a bit of an upgrade over what you've been accustomed to?

 

[Pugsley]

spudmaster, I found you a place to relax

 

[spudmaster]

spudmaster, I found you a place to relax


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Reckon you're gonna need a bigger saucepan!

 

[spudmaster]

Good afternoon esteemed OOBs and fellow teammates. Glorious weather outside today - the first real taste of Summery weather. Looking forward to the week ahead and welcome to Van Cortlandt (did I spell it correctly this time FootyGuy13 ?) Park.

 

[Pugsley]

Why'd you have to pick me? I'm nice and relaxed after a week off and was hoping to discretely extend it a couple of days.

How goes the new digs mate? Been having fun wandering around the place and marking your territory? The facilities at Spotswood must be a bit of an upgrade over what you've been accustomed to?

They are going well mate. I only spent match days at Abdu. Training and associating with the team at Baghdad was beneath me.
I'm sorry to interrupt you and let you continue with your day.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Why'd you have to pick me? I'm nice and relaxed after a week off and was hoping to discretely extend it a couple of days.

How goes the new digs mate? Been having fun wandering around the place and marking your territory? The facilities at Spotswood must be a bit of an upgrade over what you've been accustomed to?

At Spotswood we are a very diverse team but I have noted we don't have any vegetables,
spudmaster drop over to the Chancellors Office and lets talk

 

[Pugsley]

Good afternoon esteemed OOBs and fellow teammates. Glorious weather outside today - the first real taste of Summery weather. Looking forward to the week ahead and welcome to Van Cortlandt (did I spell it correctly this time FootyGuy13 ?) Park.

I took my top off and the RSPCA arrived.

 

[toxic]

Actually, I want to kick Elton Johns Wig and Tigerturbulance in the nuts

Have they grown nuts

Wow - that's almost worth it's own thread (I said almost)

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Reckon you're gonna need a bigger saucepan!

you old bragger you

 

[spudmaster]

At Spotswood we are a very diverse team but I have noted we don't have any vegetables,
spudmaster drop over to the Chancellors Office and lets talk

You reckon I'm falling for that ol' chestnut again? I still haven't recovered from what happened last visit!

 

[spudmaster]

Grimace round it is.

omg how good is the Grimace thickshake??? Grape with whipped cream.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You reckon I'm falling for that ol' chestnut again? I still haven't recovered from what happened last visit!

I promise I will hide all the potato mashers and vege peelers next time you come over

 

[Pugsley]

You reckon I'm falling for that ol' chestnut again? I still haven't recovered from what happened last visit!

This one is talented. He writes music

 

[Tonga Bob]

we don't have any vegetables,

Leave it Pugsley

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I suppose you support Real Madrid and the Dallas Cowboys as well Brak

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OOBs

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Rochambeauing Elton Johns Wig is fair enough, but licking Tigerturbulance square in the nuts is the job of Mrs Turbo (unless you're going one testicle each then have at it).

ffy Tonga Bob

I'll do it!

 

[Robertio]

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo OOBs

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Carlton Bluebirds were better

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[Tonga Bob]

ffy Tonga Bob

I'll do it!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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don't know why as it wasn't your nuts Mrs Turbo kicked

 

[Pugsley]

Leave it Pugsley

This one time.......

 

[Tonga Bob]

don't know why as it wasn't your nuts Mrs Turbo kicked

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Get someone to kick them again just to be sure.

 

[Dinsdale]

That poor bloke has more premierships than the Warriors, though.

Did you get my bribe letter of encouragement yet about your comp?

But he's dead. Also, I have a vast number of lackeys to screen all my mail.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

so sorry - Where's my manners



Howdy to ALL you Wazza's Ocha905 Tonga Bob spudmaster