Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 11: Baghdad Bombers v West Coast Wonders at Abdu Prison

[DemurePrincess]

What is under that Crown?

Me??!!

 

[Giant YoYo]

I talk tio myself too mate.

Can make magic happen that way

Always asking important questions, like will anyone notice my bomb in this.

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Sorry, looks like it should be on one of those medical shows getting ready to remove

 

[ClarkeM]

For disrespecting schnittys

See previous statement

 

[ClarkeM]

Do I stink?

Apologies back to cleaning stalls .

I’ve got the Melbourne Cup Winnef!!!

Pm and I might tell you …too **** off!

Horse racing is stupid.

 

[Giant YoYo]

I don’t understand panko on schnitzel. You might as well cook it in gravel

Bc it’s the best crumb out there mate!

You want a decent crunch!? Step up your game!

Correct answer.

 

[Giant YoYo]

See previous statement

yes, sorry, I couldn't keep up and missed that part.

Had my outburst then saw it

 

[DemurePrincess]

Night all!


Note - the little water we have gets switched off at 10pm sharp so if you wish to use the shower facilities -
You have exactly 8 minutes!

 

[Bovo]

Clearly you don’t do the cooking at home darl

I dabble in the kitchen

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Horse racing is stupid.

Well you and some other campaigner I can’t remember Essendon Mod, you can both rest easy, as the race will go ahead and your resistance will be refuted by hundreds of million punters.

Sleep tight.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Horse racing is stupid.

 

[Bovo]

Well you and some other campaigner I can’t remember Essendon Mod, you can both rest easy, as the race will go ahead and your resistance will be refuted by hundreds of million punters.

Sleep tight.

 

[Giant YoYo]

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I’d like to think my time here isn’t completely wasted…

No one's time is ever completely wasted

But the sand storms are arseholes mate! Legit!!!

No warning around here!

No sirens!

No BOM notifications!

Nadda!

One minute… sandcastles!
Next minute… you are the ****ing sandcastle!!!!’

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This made me laugh far too much. Hilarious.

Reminds me of a couple days on the beach when it was really windy, slowly going under.

Finding sand on my person for days later, in my ears, fun times.

 

[Giant YoYo]

Night all!

G'night

Note - the little water we have gets switched off at 10pm sharp so if you wish to use the shower facilities -
You have exactly 8 minutes!

No pressure, or anything!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

G'night


No pressure, or anything!!!

2 minutes! Less chat! More soap!

Oh! And best not drop it!

We have scavengers

 

[Giant YoYo]

2 minutes! Less chat! More soap!

Oh! And best not drop it!

We have scavengers

 

[Bovo]

2 minutes! Less chat! More soap!

Oh! And best not drop it!

We have scavengers

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Baghdad! You’d wanna be on the bus!

 

[BigChippa52]

Does anyone else still get quicksand nightmares from having watched Tarzan as a kid?

I hear that the Abdu Prison pitch is at risk of turning into quicksand in wet weather.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Baghdad! You’d wanna be on the bus!

Imagine the hot air and bad smells. I certainly wouldn’t.

What matters is who is #firsttoseventeen which will be the Wonders.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Horse racing is stupid.

Agree, rather watch this

 

[DemurePrincess]

Morning Bombers! Morning Pammykins Pamcake1 and the Wonders

WE MADE IT!!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

We’ve thrown together a fabulous day for you Wonders….

Camel tours through some hidden secluded oasis’s! We’ll be having lunch here of a delicious spread of Baghdad delicacy’s and free time to explore between 12 and 2pm.


By night before the #nightshift music kicks off… an exotic walk through the mysterious Souk Spice markets and a late halal supper of roasted goat.

• All tours are guarded and insured
• Please specify any dietary requirements

Have a wonderful Friday Wonderful Wonders!!

 

[Pamcake1]

I dabble in the kitchen

Dabblers are known to leave mess from A***** to breakfast, use the last of something and not put it on the to buy list and deign to think that doing the dishes is not their responsibilty even if they have used every knife, dish & chopping board in the place, filling the sink with unrinsed implements.
They have never heard the saying, 'clean up as you go' let alone get all the ingredients out at the start and put them all back at the end.
Efficiency experts they are not.
They require staff to service and assist their dabbling.
Do you have staff Bovo ?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Dabblers are know to leave mess from A***** to breakfast, use the last of something and not put it on the to buy list and deign to think that doing the dishes is not their responsibilty even if they have used every knife, dish & chopping board in the place, fillying the sink with unrinsed implements.
They have never heard the saying, 'clean up as you go' let alone get all the ingredients out at the start and put them all back at the end.
Efficiency experts they are not.
They require staff to service and assist their dabbling.
Do you have staff Bovo ?

Yesssssss! This

 

[Pamcake1]

Yesssssss! This