Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Dragons FFC v Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

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DragoDelph and T2B_ went to dinner together the other night. They went in @T2B's shiny new Porsche Boxster.

Walking back to the car @T2B fumbled for his keys in his pocket and realised he'd left the keys in the vehicle.

DragoDelph saw a lovely lady walking on the same side of the street toward them, so he asked her if he could use one of her hairpins to try picking the lock of his friend's beautiful new car.

DragoDelph straightened the pin, then fumbled and struggled with the pin and lock for about 10 minutes before suggesting @T2B call the dealership for advice. @T2B said "it was ringing" each time he heard the ring tone, but gave up after a few minutes complaining they were closed.

@T2B then asked DragoDelph if he had any other good ideas. "None yet", said DragoDelph. To which @T2B said, "well you better think of something soon, this rain is starting to kick in and we've left the bloody top down"!
 
Is this the match thread or just a collection of terrible DragoDelph jokes
They're not my jokes.

I'm the just the horseman of pain and torture. These are the delivery method.
 

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DragoDelph and T2B_ went to dinner together the other night. They went in @T2B's shiny new Porsche Boxster.

Walking back to the car @T2B fumbled for his keys in his pocket and realised he'd left the keys in the vehicle.

DragoDelph saw a lovely lady walking on the same side of the street toward them, so he asked her if he could use one of her hairpins to try picking the lock of his friend's beautiful new car.

DragoDelph straightened the pin, then fumbled and struggled with the pin and lock for about 10 minutes before suggesting @T2B call the dealership for advice. @T2B said "it was ringing" each time he heard the ring tone, but gave up after a few minutes complaining they were closed.

@T2B then asked DragoDelph if he had any other good ideas. "None yet", said DragoDelph. To which @T2B said, "well you better think of something soon, this rain is starting to kick in and we've left the bloody top down"!
Ok Phil
 
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Ljp86's pre-game interview before game #1000.
 
I've always been one to shoot the messenger and ask questions later.
That's fair.

Are you a necroscope or necromancer though?

Or is this just a speak with dead 3 questions deal?
 

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Ljp86's pre-game interview before game #1000.
It's true, every pre-season he's out there on the track still ahead of the pack and putting a mighty impression on the rooks. The man was only just shy of the Mobbs Medal last season.
 

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Official Match Thread Season 37 - Round 5 - Dragons FFC v Roys FFC at Ljp86's Lair

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