Official Match Thread Season 37 Round 16 - Roys FFC v East Side Hawks at Brunswick Junction Oval

[philreich]

2 : 25.01 {C} - He has a bounce.
2 : 25.01 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of DERRINALPHIL.
2 : .12 {rW} - Now 3KZ is Football has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : .18 {rW} - Almost a throw to royboy2.
2 : .24 {CHF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of JackNah_8.
2 : .3 {CHF} - JackNah_8 at the back of the pack takes the mark!.
2 : .36 {CHF} - JackNah_8 with the ball now.
2 : .43 {CHF} - Goes the torp..
2 : .49 {CHF} - What a happy fellow is JackNah_8.
Roys FFC : 1.4.10
East Side Hawks : 2.4.16
2 : .55 {C} - DERRINALPHIL taps it down.
2 : 1.05 {C} - Pure Grunt breaks free and has found some space.
2 : 1.12 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily DERRINALPHIL was well placed to clean up.
2 : 1.17 {C} - Gets a handpass away to SpecialBruce.
2 : 1.23 {C} - SpecialBruce bounces the ball.
2 : 1.3 {CHF} - Another bounce taken by SpecialBruce.
2 : 1.36 {FF} - He just bombs away in the direction of TheGoatBaron and The Blue Weirdo.
2 : 1.42 {FF} - The Blue Weirdo floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
2 : 1.48 {lBP} - akkaps takes off.
2 : 1.55 {lBP} - MP_ runs past and takes the handpass.
2 : 2.01 {lBP} - Huge bump by DERRINALPHIL on MP_.
2 : 2.07 {rFP} - Nobody's checking tigs2010.
2 : 2.13 {rFP} - tigs2010 steadies himself and has a shot ....
2 : 2.19 {rFP} - I hesitate to say that tigs2010 has the yips but that was a shocking effort.
Roys FFC : 1.5.11
East Side Hawks : 2.4.16
2 : 2.3 {FB} - Now Callums_Guns has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 2.35 {lHBF} - He looks for The Majestic.
2 : 2.42 {lHBF} - Reardo must wash his hands in superglue. Astonishing mark.
2 : 2.48 {rHFF} - Reardo looking for a lead.
2 : 2.54 {lFP} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
2 : 3.01 {lFP} - Great hands from Mooch taking the mark.
2 : 3.07 {lFP} - Mooch has possession.
2 : 3.13 {lFP} - No-look handpass to SpecialBruce.
2 : 3.19 {lFP} - SpecialBruce eye's the goals and has a shot.
2 : 3.25 {lFP} - SpecialBruce splits the sticks.
Roys FFC : 2.5.17
East Side Hawks : 2.4.16
2 : 3.31 {C} - The ruck contest is won by Strigoi.
2 : 3.44 {rW} - Rankine2Rachele slowing down the play.
2 : 3.48 {rHFF} - Huge handpass to Itsmyshow. As good as a kick.
2 : 3.54 {CHF} - Spears a kick towards boncer34.
2 : 4 {CHF} - boncer34 can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
2 : 4.07 {CHF} - Not enough pressure on boncer34.
2 : 4.13 {CHF} - Ed_Gein was shoved in the back and will pick up the free.
2 : 4.19 {CHB} - Ed_Gein signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 4.25 {CHB} - Ed_Gein dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 4.31 {C} - SpecialBruce receives his handpass.
2 : 4.37 {rW} - Quick hands to 3KZ is Football under pressure.
2 : 4.43 {rW} - An underground handpass to DERRINALPHIL.
2 : 4.5 {rW} - Fires out the handpass to SpecialBruce.
2 : 4.56 {CHF} - A hospital kick.
2 : 5.02 {CHF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
2 : 5.06 {CHB} - So larrikin ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 5.12 {rHBF} - Handpass to space. por_please_ya runs onto it.
2 : 5.19 {rHBF} - por_please_ya has time to take a bounce.
2 : 5.25 {CHB} - Quick hands to larrikin.
2 : 5.31 {lHBF} - Spears a kick towards The Majestic.
2 : 5.37 {lHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
2 : 5.43 {rHFF} - Reardo has it.
2 : 5.49 {CHF} - Handballs to JackNah_8.
2 : 5.55 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to Reardo.
2 : 6.02 {rHFF} - Reardo has time to take a bounce.
2 : 6.08 {lFP} - Mooch presents.
2 : 6.15 {lFP} - Mooch gets too far under the ball.
2 : 6.2 {rBP} - Callums_Guns to send the ball forward.
2 : 6.26 - <<< Roylion is coming on to replace windyhill >>>
2 : 6.37 {rBP} - Now Callums_Guns has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 6.43 {lBP} - Spears a kick towards akkaps.
2 : 6.49 {lBP} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
2 : 6.55 {rFP} - So tigs2010 ... with a moment to digest his options.
2 : 7.01 {rFP} - What a tackle by akkaps.
2 : 7.08 {lBP} - akkaps wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 7.14 {lBP} - Quick hands to Rankine2Rachele under pressure.
2 : 7.2 {rBP} - He involves Callums_Guns in the play.
2 : 7.26 {lHBF} - A kick in the general direction of The Majestic.
2 : 7.33 {lHBF} - No-one can take the mark.
2 : 7.39 {rHFF} - Reardo has possession.
2 : 7.45 {rHFF} - There's a player looking wobbly in the hands of the trainers.
2 : 7.51 - <<< Roylion is trading places with tigs2010 >>>
2 : 8.01 {rHFF} - Reardo signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 8.07 {rHFF} - Reardo has latched onto a torp!.
2 : 8.14 {rHFF} - It's a goal. Reardo has 1.
Roys FFC : 3.5.23
East Side Hawks : 2.4.16
2 : 8.2 {C} - The ball is bounced and Strigoi gets the tap.
2 : 8.32 {rW} - Loonerty with a moment to look downfield.
2 : 8.38 {CHF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to boncer34.
2 : 8.45 {CHF} - boncer34 spills the mark.
2 : 8.51 {CHF} - A bit of space for boncer34 to utilise.
2 : 8.57 {C} - Quick hands to Rankine2Rachele under pressure.
2 : 9.03 {lHFF} - He involves Giant Strides in the play.
2 : 9.09 {CHF} - A short kick to boncer34.
2 : 9.16 {CHF} - That's an extraordinary juggled one-hander to Ed_Gein.
2 : 9.2 {CHB} - Its hard and tough but Ed_Gein wins possession.
2 : 9.26 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to Mobbs.
2 : 9.32 {lHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to SpecialBruce.
2 : 9.38 {rW} - With his laser-like left foot.
2 : 9.45 {rW} - 3KZ is Football gets too far under the ball.
2 : 9.51 {rW} - Its hard and tough but 3KZ is Football wins possession.
2 : 9.56 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Pure Grunt.
2 : 10.03 {C} - Pure Grunt can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
2 : 10.09 {C} - Pure Grunt wants to get on with proceedings.
2 : 10.15 {lW} - Spears a kick towards Phar Ace.
2 : 10.22 {lW} - Great hands from Phar Ace taking the mark.
2 : 10.28 {lW} - Phar Ace looking for a lead.
2 : 10.34 {C} - Huge handpass to Pure Grunt. As good as a kick.
2 : 10.38 {C} - Flicks it to royboy2.
2 : 10.44 {C} - SpecialBruce on the end of this.
2 : 10.51 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 10.56 {rW} - Too strong 3KZ is Football.
2 : 11.03 {rW} - 3KZ is Football has possession.
2 : 11.08 {CHF} - Sees JackNah_8 ahead and sends it his way.
2 : 11.15 {CHF} - larrikin drops an absolute sitter.
2 : 11.21 {CHB} - larrikin slowing down the play.
2 : 11.27 {CHB} - A lookaway handpass to MP_.
2 : 11.34 {CHB} - MP_ has time to take a bounce.
2 : 11.4 {rHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to por_please_ya.
2 : 11.46 {rHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily Strigoi was well placed to clean up.
2 : 11.52 {C} - Throws it onto his boot.
2 : 11.58 {C} - Biggie is the target but he's outplayed by Pure Grunt.
2 : 12.03 {C} - Pure Grunt takes off.
2 : 12.08 {C} - Handballs over the top to SpecialBruce.
2 : 12.15 {C} - Fires out the handpass to DERRINALPHIL.
2 : 12.21 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog presents on a long lead.
2 : 12.27 {lHFF} - Howzat? Great mark to fitzroybowiedog at full stretch to his left.
2 : 12.33 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog takes off.
2 : 12.4 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog has time to take a bounce.
2 : 12.46 {FF} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to TheGoatBaron.
2 : 12.52 {FF} - TheGoatBaron gets too far under the ball.
2 : 12.58 {FB} - The Blue Weirdo has possession.
2 : 13.04 {rHBF} - He kicks towards por_please_ya and fitzroybowiedog.
2 : 13.1 {rHBF} - Poor option and fitzroybowiedog makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
2 : 13.16 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog with the ball now.
2 : 13.23 {FF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of TheGoatBaron.
2 : 13.27 {FF} - Shocking kick and The Blue Weirdo will take the mark.
2 : 13.33 {FB} - The Blue Weirdo has possession.
2 : 13.39 {FB} - The Blue Weirdo nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
2 : 13.45 {FB} - Handpass over the shoulder to MP_.
2 : 13.52 {FB} - Crunching tackle by DERRINALPHIL.
2 : 13.58 {FF} - TheGoatBaron streaming down the ground.
2 : 14.04 {FF} - TheGoatBaron may even have goaled.
2 : 14.1 {FF} - And the ball bounces through - unbelievable.
Roys FFC : 4.5.29
East Side Hawks : 2.4.16

 

[Strigoi]

Great, we have a pyromaniac in here

You need the correct clothing.

 

[philreich]

Can someone please visit the Hawks' dressing room, and let them know that the second quarter has started? Thank you.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Can someone please visit the Hawks' dressing room, and let them know that the second quarter has started? Thank you.

Shakes head @ the Hawks. Gone to the pub already.

 

[Mobbs]

Goals to JackNah_8 SpecialBruce Reardo and TheGoatBaron . We seem to have finally arrived at our own ground.

 

[Giant Strides]

Great, we have a pyromaniac in here

 

[Strigoi]

Can someone please visit the Hawks' dressing room, and let them know that the second quarter has started? Thank you.

Sorry, we were busy roasting goat.

 

[Mobbs]

I will now list the Roys' goal scorers so far:











Thanks for reading.

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[Giant Strides]

Sorry, we were busy roasting goat.

 

[Mobbs]

I wanna go to sleep so bad. Well not to sleep bad, but to sleep: i want to, bad.

 

[Strigoi]

Goals to JackNah_8 SpecialBruce Reardo and TheGoatBaron . We seem to have finally arrived at our own ground.

Did your bus break down?

 

[Giant Strides]

OK, time to put heads back into the game

 

[Callums_Guns]

There goes the court house

Someone hand Giant Strides the EKA

 

[Giant Strides]

 

[TheGoatBaron]

There goes the court house

Someone hand Giant Strides the EKA

In Norway , it would have been a church

 

[Strigoi]

There goes the court house

Someone hand Giant Strides the EKA

Does that mean the suspension records have been destroyed?

 

[philreich]

2 : 14.16 {C} - Winning the bounce is DERRINALPHIL.
2 : 14.29 {rW} - Taking the ball is 3KZ is Football.
2 : 14.35 {lHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of fitzroybowiedog.
2 : 14.41 {lHFF} - por_please_ya did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
2 : 14.45 {rHBF} - por_please_ya weaves through the congestion.
2 : 14.51 {CHB} - Kick goes sideways.
2 : 14.58 {CHB} - Spoilt by JackNah_8.
2 : 15.04 {lHFF} - Taking the ball is fitzroybowiedog.
2 : 15.1 {lHFF} - It might carry.
2 : 15.16 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog kicks it lace out to a lovely lady sitting behind the goals.
Roys FFC : 5.5.35
East Side Hawks : 2.4.16
2 : 15.22 {C} - DERRINALPHIL taps it down.
2 : 15.35 {C} - royboy2 tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
2 : 15.41 {C} - Huge bump by Strigoi on royboy2.
2 : 15.47 {C} - Now Biggie has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 15.53 {C} - Pure Grunt applies the tackle.
2 : 16 {rW} - 3KZ is Football slowing down the play.
2 : 16.04 {lHFF} - fitzroybowiedog trying to offer a lead.
2 : 16.1 {lHFF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
2 : 16.16 {rHBF} - The bounce favours por_please_ya and he is off and running.
2 : 16.22 {lHBF} - A long looping handpass to The Majestic.
2 : 16.28 {rW} - He kicks off the wrong boot.
2 : 16.34 {rW} - But Phar Ace is standing in the way and marks.
2 : 16.4 {lW} - A bit of space for Phar Ace to utilise.
2 : 16.47 {lW} - It might carry.
2 : 16.53 {lW} - And Loonerty walks it over the goal line for a point.
Roys FFC : 5.6.36
East Side Hawks : 2.4.16
2 : 17.06 {FB} - The Blue Weirdo has possession.
2 : 17.12 {FB} - Handballs to Strigoi.
2 : 17.17 {FB} - A slick handpass goes to Rankine2Rachele.
2 : 17.23 {rBP} - He beckons for a lead.
2 : 17.3 {rBP} - Horrific choice of kick and Mooch will mark unopposed.
2 : 17.34 {lFP} - Mooch slowing down the play.
2 : 17.4 {lFP} - Mooch slams the ball at goal.
2 : 17.46 {lFP} - Great goal by Mooch.
Roys FFC : 6.6.42
East Side Hawks : 2.4.16
2 : 17.53 {C} - Strigoi gets the ball down.
2 : 18.05 {lW} - Zoops slowing down the play.
2 : 18.12 {lW} - An underground handpass to Rankine2Rachele.
2 : 18.17 {lW} - The players stop in confusion. For some reason the ump has paid a free to Rankine2Rachele.
2 : 18.23 {rW} - 3KZ is Football looking for a lead.
2 : 18.3 {rW} - Finds royboy2 with a handball.
2 : 18.36 {C} - Quick hands to Pure Grunt.
2 : 18.42 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. fitzroybowiedog runs onto it.
2 : 18.48 {rHFF} - Handballs over the top to Reardo.
2 : 18.52 {FF} - That kick is a real floater.
2 : 18.58 {FF} - The ball drops short of TheGoatBaron.
2 : 19.05 {FF} - TheGoatBaron looking for a lead.
2 : 19.11 {FF} - Chance for a goal here for TheGoatBaron.
2 : 19.17 {FF} - Run through by The Blue Weirdo for a minor score.
Roys FFC : 6.7.43
East Side Hawks : 2.4.16
2 : 19.3 {FB} - The Blue Weirdo has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 19.36 {FB} - Watch out! Oh! TheGoatBaron has laid The Blue Weirdo out flat.
2 : 19.42 {FF} - TheGoatBaron has it. What can he do with it?.
2 : 19.48 {FF} - A chance now for TheGoatBaron who kicks at goal.
2 : 19.54 {FF} - He's put it through.
Roys FFC : 7.7.49
East Side Hawks : 2.4.16
2 : 20 {C} - Big tap from Strigoi.
2 : 20.13 {C} - royboy2 fighting to get a clear kick.
2 : 20.17 {lW} - A slick handpass goes to Phar Ace.
2 : 20.23 {lW} - Phar Ace sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
2 : 20.3 {lW} - Loonerty gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
2 : 20.36 {rW} - Quality gather by Loonerty.
2 : 20.42 {rW} - Long shot at goal from Loonerty.
2 : 20.48 {rW} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal.
Roys FFC : 7.7.49
East Side Hawks : 3.4.22
2 : 20.54 {C} - Big tap from Strigoi.
2 : 21.06 {rW} - Loonerty breaks a tackle and is off.
2 : 21.13 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Strigoi under pressure.
2 : 21.19 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Rankine2Rachele.
2 : 21.25 {rHBF} - Rankine2Rachele has a bounce.
2 : 21.31 {lW} - He rewards the Zoops lead.
2 : 21.35 {lW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
2 : 21.42 {lW} - Zoops looking for a lead.
2 : 21.47 {rHFF} - He spots an option and kicks to Itsmyshow.
2 : 21.53 {rHFF} - The ball spills free.
2 : 22 {lHBF} - With the ball is Mobbs.
2 : 22.06 {rW} - He kicks long and low.
2 : 22.12 {rW} - Zoops is third man up and takes it easily.
2 : 22.19 {rW} - Now Loonerty has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 22.25 {rW} - There's a player down there who needs a break..
2 : 22.31 - <<< Itsmyshow is trading places with akkaps >>>
2 : 22.43 {rW} - Taking the ball is Loonerty.
2 : 22.49 {lW} - Kick goes sideways.
2 : 22.55 {lW} - Zoops marks uncontested.
2 : 23 {lW} - Zoops looks downfield.
2 : 23.06 {rHFF} - A long pass towards akkaps.
2 : 23.12 {rHFF} - akkaps makes great ground and takes the mark.
2 : 23.18 {rHFF} - akkaps signals for his teammates to present.
2 : 23.25 {rHFF} - Long handpass to the running MP_.
2 : 23.31 {rW} - Rankine2Rachele on the end of this.
2 : 23.37 {lHFF} - A measured kick to Giant Strides.
2 : 23.43 {lHFF} - Giant Strides misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Aristotle Pickett.
2 : 23.49 {rHBF} - The ball is now with Aristotle Pickett.
2 : 23.55 {C} - That kick makes it hard for Pure Grunt.
2 : 24.01 {C} - Spoilt by Biggie.
2 : 24.08 {C} - Biggie sizes the options in front of him.
2 : 24.14 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
2 : 24.2 {C} - MP_ kicks to gain distance but the umpire calls deliberate.
2 : 24.24 {C} - Pure Grunt looking for a lead.
2 : 24.3 {C} - No-look handpass to SpecialBruce.
2 : 24.37 {C} - SpecialBruce is chased down by Rankine2Rachele - great effort!.
2 : 24.43 {C} - Nobody's checking Biggie.
2 : 24.49 {C} - Pure Grunt monsters Biggie.
2 : 24.55 {C} - Pure Grunt sizes the options in front of him.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 2
Roys FFC : 7.7.49
East Side Hawks : 3.4.22
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[Callums_Guns]

Did your bus break down?

Lucky for me bonza had nothing to do with my bus

 

[philreich]

My oh my - how quickly this game can change!!!

 

[Strigoi]

In Norway , it would have been a church

Doesn’t he live in France now?

 

[Mobbs]

Did your bus break down?

We travel by a donkey train.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Doesn’t he live in France now?

I think so

 

[Mobbs]

fitzroybowiedog and Mooch each with goals, TheGoatBaron looking more like the GOAL baron amirite eh? eh?

 

[Giant Strides]

In Norway , it would have been a church

In Sweden, it would have been the Eurovision Contest!

 

[Strigoi]

Let’s go, Hawks! Make the zero be a worthy one!