Official Match Thread Season 35 Second Preliminary Final: West Coast Wonders vs Coney Island Warriors at The Colosseum

[Dinsdale]

You still haven't told me what time you are posting the game on Friday 3

FTFY

 

[NinjaSwan]

Also what did you guys do to NinjaSwan?

 

[Agent93]

You've turned into a cat. Could be worse options I suppose.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You've turned into a cat. Could be worse options I suppose.

He got better.

 

[spudmaster]

Oh no

Not this again

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hey Grand Uncle Horace who was the Steve Buscemi of the classical world?

 

[damicky]

Ready for a big game, Puss in Qoots

 

[Sun Ra]

Ready for a big game, Pus / Puss in Qoots

Is it pus or puss?


Word Confusions . . .

Pus	Puss
Examples:
Cleanse the wound twice daily until there is no longer any pus. Squeeze the pus out. It's oozing pus.	You naughty little puss! Here, puss. Puss, puss, puss . . . You old snuggle puss. Get your puss outta my face!
Derivatives:

 

[spudmaster]

He can be forgiven for forgetting.

We were expecting to play the Burblers and they like to remind him he's old every second post.

You're only as old as you feel.
GuH was my idol growing up, so I was thrilled when he was willing to give up a few minutes of his time to let a longtime fan ask him a couple of questions. In hindsight, we probably should've prepped him first, however.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Hey Grand Uncle Horace who was the Steve Buscemi of the classical world?

Virgil had the same Buscemi lope, the ability to deliver a great phrase and a face like an ancient Dunlop sandshoe.

If there is ever a remake of Repo Man, Buscemi would have to take the role of Harry Dean Stanton

 

[Dinsdale]

we're ready

 

[damicky]

Virgil had the same Buscemi lope, the ability to deliver a great phrase and a face like an ancient Dunlop sandshoe.

If there is ever a remake of Repo Man, Buscemi would have to take the role of Harry Dean Stanton

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

haha. …. Great find.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Virgil had the same Buscemi lope, the ability to deliver a great phrase and a face like an ancient Dunlop sandshoe.

If there is ever a remake of Repo Man, Buscemi would have to take the role of Harry Dean Stanton

Virgil lope reminds me of this:

 

[Golumless]

Spent the week wondering why Golumless hasn't turned up.

I don't talk to minnow teams.

 

[dogs105]

Go Wonders

 

[Sun Ra]

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Lester Young- Lady Be Good
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Man Dance

 

[Tonga Bob]

Spent the week wondering why Golumless hasn't turned up.

He didn't turn up the last couple of seasons that he was with us

I don't talk to minnow teams.

This all checks out.

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Lester Young- Lady Be Good
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Man Dance

I do like that Dave Graney song.

 

[Agent93]

I don't talk to minnow teams.

 

[spudmaster]

Friday feels: There's a pokemon out there for everyone.

 

[Sun Ra]

The Chaser

AFL officials bring out green curtain to finally deal with West Coast Eagles.

After another drubbing on the weekend, AFL officials have corralled the West Coast Eagles players behind a privacy screen to put them out of their misery.

Lovingly constructed by their match day cheer squad from crepe paper and sticky tape, the privacy screen displayed a simple, encouraging message of finality: “Enough’s enough.” Once in place, AFL Commissioner Gillon McLachlan, a leader never afraid to get his hands dirty, told the press, “The torture has to end,” before donning a black hood and stepping behind the shield.

The crowing Adelaide supporters singing “We’re the pride of South Australia” drowned out the sound of eighteen individual shotgun blasts which thankfully put an end to the Eagles’ season, the potential for future nightclub incidents or racist slurs, and having to hear ad nauseum about their one-point 2006 grand final win over the Swans.

It was later revealed that AFL integrity officials quashed initial plans to euthanise by lethal injection as they feared using needles would just remind too many diehards of the good old days.

At the post-putting down media conference, head coach Adam Simpson struggled to find answers stating, “I feel Ben Cousins is to blame.”

Fittingly, the West Coast Eagles’ remains are to be scattered across Subiaco Oval, another forgotten relic of Western Australian AFL history. The green curtain was reportedly rolled up and sent on its way to North Melbourne.

 

[Chipmunk]

Friday feels: There's a pokemon out there for everyone.

Not por_please_ya

 

[Chipmunk]

The Chaser

AFL officials bring out green curtain to finally deal with West Coast Eagles.

After another drubbing on the weekend, AFL officials have corralled the West Coast Eagles players behind a privacy screen to put them out of their misery.

Lovingly constructed by their match day cheer squad from crepe paper and sticky tape, the privacy screen displayed a simple, encouraging message of finality: “Enough’s enough.” Once in place, AFL Commissioner Gillon McLachlan, a leader never afraid to get his hands dirty, told the press, “The torture has to end,” before donning a black hood and stepping behind the shield.

The crowing Adelaide supporters singing “We’re the pride of South Australia” drowned out the sound of eighteen individual shotgun blasts which thankfully put an end to the Eagles’ season, the potential for future nightclub incidents or racist slurs, and having to hear ad nauseum about their one-point 2006 grand final win over the Swans.

It was later revealed that AFL integrity officials quashed initial plans to euthanise by lethal injection as they feared using needles would just remind too many diehards of the good old days.

At the post-putting down media conference, head coach Adam Simpson struggled to find answers stating, “I feel Ben Cousins is to blame.”

Fittingly, the West Coast Eagles’ remains are to be scattered across Subiaco Oval, another forgotten relic of Western Australian AFL history. The green curtain was reportedly rolled up and sent on its way to North Melbourne.

They beat GWS:

 

[spudmaster]

Not por_please_ya

Cutest. Eevee. Ever!