Official Match Thread Season 35, Round 2 - Fighting Furies v Coney Island Warriors @ rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

[Tonga Bob]

You know what's great about the Furies?

I'll bite, what's great about us Agent?

Does anybody know the answer?

 

[Agent93]

I'll bite, what's great about us Agent?

I mean that's just it isn't it? The 4 active players may as well merge with OOB and fold the club.

Half of you seem resigned to the idea anyway.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I mean that's just it isn't it? The 4 active players may as well merge with OOB and fold the club.

Half of you seem resigned to the idea anyway.

Oh no, TIF has gotten to you too.

 

[Agent93]

Oh no, TIF has gotten to you too.

Where do you think he got it from?

 

[FootyGuy13]

You know what's great about the Furies?

Being a fury is a way to show off your artistic skill and creativity?

Where do you think he got it from?

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Happy hump day Wazzas, and welcome to the first installment of Know Your Opponents for the season.

Seeing as though you all know who our opponents are by now, I'm gonna go things a bit differently this time around. Instead of giving you a brief history of the opposition, I'm going to use the theme for this season and describe our opponents as a family from popular culture. And for the Furies (who are this week's opponents if you haven't guessed by now), I'm going to use the Swiss Family Robinson.

The Swiss Family Robinson were a family who were travelling by boat across the globe, were attacked by pirates and got marooned on a deserted island. They befriended a tiger, built a treehouse and lived the rest of their days away from the rest of civilization, idk

Fun Fact # 1: The TV show Lost In Space was based on the Swiss Family Robinson.

Fun Fact # 2: The character of the robot from Lost In Space was based on Furies player NaturalDisaster. See the following video for a comparison:

Spoiler: A list of descriptions for the Robot/NaturalDisaster

Animated Weather Station; Blithering Bumpkin; Blundering Bag of Bolts; Broken Down Has Been; Bubble Brain; Bubble Headed Booby; Bungling Incompetent; Cackling Clod; Cackling Computer; Clumsy Has Been; Cowardly Clump; Deplorable Dummy; Disreputable Dunce; Doctor Dunderhead; Evasive Coward; Fugitive from a Junk; Heap; Fugitive from a Scrap Metal Yard; Fool; Garrulous Gargoyle; Idiot; Incompetent Moronic Lumps; Inept Goldbricker; Ingrate; Insensitive Brute; Insensitive Friend; Little Mother; Malicious Moron; Metallic Murderer; Miserable Mass of Metal; Monster; Monstrous Metallurgical Meddler; Mumbling Mass of Metal; Neanderthal Ninny; Nincompoop; Ninny; Nondescript Ninny; Presumptuous Puppet; Scurrilous Scatterbrain; Steely Eyed Sorcerer; Stubborn Clatter-Brain; Stupid Friend; Tarnished Friend; Tin Plated Fool; Tin Plated Fraud; Tin Plated Traitor; Traitor; Unabridged Dictionary; Ungrateful Wretch; Unspeakable Insult; Weakling; Worthless Electronic Scrapheap; Wretch

Fun Fact # 3: A film remake was planned starring Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith and their kids (Trey, Jaden, Willow & Shemp). It folded.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I mean that's just it isn't it? The 4 active players may as well merge with OOB and fold the club.

Half of you seem resigned to the idea anyway.

Can you do me a solid and tag them? I still have no idea who they are.

 

[toxic]

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Happy hump day Wazzas, and welcome to the first installment of Know Your Opponents for the season.

Seeing as though you all know who our opponents are by now, I'm gonna go things a bit differently this time around. Instead of giving you a brief history of the opposition, I'm going to use the theme for this season and describe our opponents as a family from popular culture. And for the Furies (who are this week's opponents if you haven't guessed by now), I'm going to use the Swiss Family Robinson.

The Swiss Family Robinson were a family who were travelling by boat across the globe, were attacked by pirates and got marooned on a deserted island. They befriended a tiger, built a treehouse and lived the rest of their days away from the rest of civilization, idk

Fun Fact # 1: The TV show Lost In Space was based on the Swiss Family Robinson.

Fun Fact # 2: The character of the robot from Lost In Space was based on Furies player NaturalDisaster. See the following video for a comparison:

Spoiler: A list of descriptions for the Robot/NaturalDisaster

Animated Weather Station; Blithering Bumpkin; Blundering Bag of Bolts; Broken Down Has Been; Bubble Brain; Bubble Headed Booby; Bungling Incompetent; Cackling Clod; Cackling Computer; Clumsy Has Been; Cowardly Clump; Deplorable Dummy; Disreputable Dunce; Doctor Dunderhead; Evasive Coward; Fugitive from a Junk; Heap; Fugitive from a Scrap Metal Yard; Fool; Garrulous Gargoyle; Idiot; Incompetent Moronic Lumps; Inept Goldbricker; Ingrate; Insensitive Brute; Insensitive Friend; Little Mother; Malicious Moron; Metallic Murderer; Miserable Mass of Metal; Monster; Monstrous Metallurgical Meddler; Mumbling Mass of Metal; Neanderthal Ninny; Nincompoop; Ninny; Nondescript Ninny; Presumptuous Puppet; Scurrilous Scatterbrain; Steely Eyed Sorcerer; Stubborn Clatter-Brain; Stupid Friend; Tarnished Friend; Tin Plated Fool; Tin Plated Fraud; Tin Plated Traitor; Traitor; Unabridged Dictionary; Ungrateful Wretch; Unspeakable Insult; Weakling; Worthless Electronic Scrapheap; Wretch

Fun Fact # 3: A film remake was planned starring Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith and their kids (Trey, Jaden, Willow & Shemp). It folded.

Do we have to know them?

I'm not certain they're worth knowing tbh

 

[Tonga Bob]

Do we have to know them?

I'm not certain they're worth knowing tbh

Fair call. Let's call it 'Know Of Your Opponents' then.

 

[Agent93]

Can you do me a solid and tag them? I still have no idea who they are.

JyeDye

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

Whats NaturalDisaster and ShaunDuggan doing in the Warriors team chat?

 

[pantskyle]

Whats NaturalDisaster and ShaunDuggan doing in the Warriors team chat?

Shagging.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Whats NaturalDisaster and ShaunDuggan doing in the Warriors team chat?

Harrassing pantskyle

 

[Agent93]

Shagging.

Harrassing pantskyle

Same thing innit?

 

[toxic]

Fair call. Let's call it 'Know Of Your Opponents' then.

Excellent choice

 

[pantskyle]

Harrassing pantskyle

As I said, shagging.

 

[Freofalcon]

Whats NaturalDisaster and ShaunDuggan doing in the Warriors team chat?

We have a team chat?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Harrassing pantskyle

By shagging ShaunDuggan

 

[Toump Ass]

Ugh, what's Billy whinging about this time?

 

[Tonga Bob]

Ugh, what's Billy whinging about this time?

Not pissing the bed.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

By shagging ShaunDuggan

You know what they say, don't do drugs, do Duggs.

 

[Tonga Bob]

You know what they say, don't do drugs, do Duggs.

[extreme Mr Mackey voice]

Duggs are bad, mmmkay?

 

[pantskyle]

We have a team chat?

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Why is that a gif of me?

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Whats NaturalDisaster and ShaunDuggan doing in the Warriors team chat?

Ours doesn't exist.

I'm sure you can relate to that.

 

[Freofalcon]

Why is that a gif of me?

You have a badge in your honour.

Everything is about you.