Event Season 35 All-SFA Team Reveal - Choc Mint?

[Falconista]

What's that sound, everybody?

That's right, I think a wambulance is starting up...

 

[Sun Ra]

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Forward Pocket: Frothies Mcveigh [West Coast Wonders]

Lining up in the forward pocket of the All-SFA for his fifth selection but first since Season 14 is the Wonders co-captain and spearhead, Frothies McVeigh. Frothies played a major role in bringing the Wonders into the top 2 in Season 35 booting 62 goals including two huge bags of 10 and 11 in Round 8 and 10 against the Swamprats and Bombers respectively. He is opportunistic, being the most accurate full forward in the league. A consistent match thread poster, Frothies is veteran of the Wonders and well-respected amongst the league.

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Full Forward: gab213 [Baghdad Bombers]

Full forward for the All-SFA team in his first appearance is the Fred Medalist gab213 of the Baghdad Bombers. Consistency is his middle name in Season 35 as gab213 was dominant among full forwards winning the Fred Medal race by a comfortable 10 goal margin in the end. He started the season slowly with just 5 goals in the opening 3 games but from there kicked 5+ goals in 10 of the next 13 games. He is a regular presence in match threads with 48 posts per week and a prominent leader for the Baghdad Bombers.

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Forward Pocket: Broken [Las Vegas Bears]

In the All-SFA team for his 7th selection is the Hall of Fame Immortal Broken. As full forward of the Las Vegas Bears in Season 35, Broken managed to kick 59 goals and a key driver in the Bears' early season form. Despite going over 6000+ days without a finals win, Broken still produces quality week in, week out. Taking on the posting of the ladder on a weekly basis from Ljp86. Being a part of one of the best defensive teams in the league, Broken also works hard without the ball as he has laid 23 tackles this season in the goal square.

A toast to gab213 on being named at Full Forward and on the Fred year he's had.

If only he'd kick straight he could kick the ton.

Well done buddy.

 

[gab213]

It's a great honour to be named in the FF position, particularly when it was such a strong year for the big goalkickers, happy to be named in the same team as some other well performed FFs in Frothies, Broken and nah nah, any of them would have been worthy of the FF position this season. Well done to all of you.

 

[Hate]

This looks like a good poll topic for this season's All-SFA reveal!

is it true the committee considers both topics with the same amount of seriousness?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Ruck: GreyCrow [Gold City Royals]

Being named in the ruck for his third selection is Gold City Royals ruck GreyCrow. GreyCrow has turned it on again in Season 35 with a rich vein of form amassing 200 hitouts for the season and proving a goal kicking threat around the ground averaging more than goal a game. As always, GreyCrow is a strong contributor in the posting stakes with 53.58 posts per week for the Royals.




Ruck Rover: Pugsley [Baghdad Bombers]

Being named as ruck rover for his first selection is Pugsley from the Baghdad Bombers, averaging almost 20 disposals and a goal a game, to go with more than 6 tackles will put him in Mobbs contention later this week. Pugsley has combined a strong season on the field with being a notorious, consistent and funny poster for the Bombers to earn the first All-SFA jacket in his career.




Rover: omgfridge [Fighting Furies]

The rover for the All-SFA team is the recently promoted co-captain of the Fighting Furies, omgfridge. The man has had a hell of a season with 17 dispsoals per game while averaging 7 tackles. The most of anyone in Season 35, according to Footyguy13's Mobbs Predictor he is the favourite to take out the Season 35 Mobbenfuhrer Medal. Combine this with his exploits in posting Qooty relevant media and flouting team sheet regulations, he comfortably collects his fourth All-SFA jacket.

 

[SplintWhisky]

If I am not in the team then this is as bad as when they put an inside mid on the wing or forward flanks.

 

[Sun Ra]

It's a great honour to be named in the FF position, particularly when it was such a strong year for the big goalkickers, happy to be named in the same team as some other well performed FFs in Frothies, Broken and nah nah, any of them would have been worthy of the FF position this season. Well done to all of you.

Nice of you to say that gab213 but let's face it, you're just better than them.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

is it true the committee considers both topics with the same amount of seriousness?

Oh no, the choc-mint question is far more important. What are your thoughts on this topic Hate?

 

[Kilroy]

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Ruck Rover: Pugsley [Baghdad Bombers]

Being named as ruck rover for his first selection is Pugsley from the Baghdad Bombers, averaging almost 20 disposals and a goal a game, to go with more than 6 tackles will put him in Mobbs contention later this week. Pugsley has combined a strong season on the field with being a notorious, consistent and funny poster for the Bombers to earn the first All-SFA jacket in his career.

 

[okeydoke7]

Wouldn’t be shocked if I’m named on the interchange in this All-Sweet FA team just to rub in the events of that last round.

NO THANK YOU

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Obligatory note for non-contributor who sits on his arse

Interchange: damicky [West Coast Wonders]

Receiving his first selection is one who has burst onto the scene in recent seasons. It is 'The Cheese' damicky, who plays in the ruck for the Wonders. In a successful campaign where the Wonders finish top 2, damicky has been a key player averaging almost 20 disposals and is the leading tap ruckman in the league with 223 hitouts. He is also a widely known name in the SFA with 83 posts per week in match threads.



Interchange: beez [Gumbies FFC]

Adding a 7th selection to his resume is Gumbies FFC veteran and Hall of Famer beez. Beez averaged 22.13 disposals and 4.56 marks in Season 35 in an impressive display, being a crucial cog in the Gumbies midfield. Along with this Beez made 28 humorous posts with his trademark wit on display in match threads weekly and is an esteemed player across the league.

 

[Mooch]

This was from a season where Mooch was more deserving of a spot than me.

But this season he was so-so and I was fricken awesome!

We've already established your opinion doesn't count here Mobbsy. Too many afternoon beers have pickled your brain. I preferred the unpickled Mobbs.

 

[Jabba73]

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Back Pocket: T2B_ [Dragons FFC]

For the third consecutive season, Dragons captain T2B_ has been selected in the All-SFA team. This time in the back pocket after a resolute season at center half back playing key roles in the Dragons' wins as an interceptor. He averaged 12.5 disposals and 4.38 marks per game and was a prominent poster for the Dragons, leading from the front in engagement with 48 posts per week.

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Fullback: JoshWoodenSpoon [Las Vegas Bears]

Recording a sixth All-SFA selection is JoshWoodenSpoon of the Las Vegas Bears. This season JWS anchored the most miserly defense in the league with the Bears as the team was the toughest team to score against. According to the totally unbiased source that is SpoonMeasures, JWS was the best fullback in the league at preventing goals, second in the league at preventing disposals and even snuck forward at one point for a goal. This defensive prowess was on full display when JWS prevented Okey from kicking the four necessary goals to reach 1000 in Round 18.

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Back Pocket: BLUEALLTHRU [Baghdad Bombers]

Once again selected in the back pocket is the versatile captain of the Baghdad Bombers, BLUEALLTHRU who played 9 games in the back pocket where he was a strong presence in directing play. He also was capable of swinging into the forward line where the Bombers needed another scoring option, averaging a goal a game in the 5 games he played at center half forward. A prominent presence in the posting stakes, BAT is the face of the Bombers and will likely feature strongly in the Beez count following on from last season.

You miss one ****ing meeting and this is the result?!?!?

On what planet does either back pocket deserve their place in the side? They played a total of 9 games out of a possible 30 between them. Maybe I set the bar too high last season, this is deplorable by any measure.

BLUEALLTHRU leaks like a sieve, he also lets his opponent score at will, barely touched the ball, and spent most of the season vomiting up the contents from the previous night festivities. If Smashed Avo wasn‘t good enough to be the centre half back, he shouldn’t be taking a spot from one of the hard working and under appreciated back pockets of the SFA.

These selections prove that the process is flawed and no notice should be taken of this at all. Off to the usual poor start. Sigh

 

[Kennedy Parker]

You miss one ******* meeting and this is the result?!?!?

On what planet does either back pocket deserve their place in the side? They played a total of 9 games out of a possible 30 between them. Maybe I set the bar too high last season, this is deplorable by any measure.

BLUEALLTHRU leaks like a sieve, he also lets his opponent score at will, barely touched the ball, and spent most of the season vomiting up the contents from the previous night festivities. If Smashed Avo wasn‘t good enough to be the centre half back, he shouldn’t be taking a spot from one of the hard working and under appreciated back pockets of the SFA.

These selections prove that the process is flawed and no notice should be taken of this at all. Off to the usual poor start. Sigh

There was a process this season Jabba? When you get the chance, can you tell me what it is?

 

[Jabba73]

There was a process this season Jabba? When you get the chance, can you tell me what it is?

Oh, you picked the side?

Kinda makes sense now

 

[Falconista]

It's bad enough that beez steals my falafel wraps at training. Now he goes and steals my INT 2 spot!!!!

 

[Mooch]

Wing: @hotchilli [Gold City Royals]

Another newbie in the All-SFA team in Season 35 is the wing from Gold City hotchilli. In Season 35, hotchilli displayed tremendous form averaging 20.5 disposals, 5 marks and 1.5 tackles, being a prime mover in the midfield for the Royals and helping them to a top 4 finish. A solid contributor for the Royals as a poster, averaging 21.75 posts per week.

Congrats Mr Chilli. I always knew you were holding out on the Roys. I'm glad zackah 3KZ is Football and I .... contaminated .... your hair conditioner.

 

[Zevon]

Wtf is wrong with all of you. Choc mint?? Seriously????

You’ve got 5 minutes to rig the poll in my favour or I’m deleting this whole thread

Try me

 

[Mooch]

Wtf is wrong with all of you. Choc mint?? Seriously????

You’ve got 5 minutes to rig the poll in my favour or I’m deleting this whole thread

Try me

 

[gab213]

It's bad enough that beez steals my falafel wraps at training. Now he goes and steals my INT 2 spot!!!!

 

[GreyCrow]

Congrats Mr Chilli. I always knew you were holding out on the Roys. I'm glad zackah 3KZ is Football and I .... contaminated .... your hair conditioner.

A great look for a brilliant player

Congrats nahnah and hotchilli on joining me in the team

Just sad we couldnt get 2 more over the line

 

[omgfridge]

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Rover: omgfridge [Fighting Furies]

The rover for the All-SFA team is the recently promoted co-captain of the Fighting Furies, omgfridge. The man has had a hell of a season with 17 dispsoals per game while averaging 7 tackles. The most of anyone in Season 35, according to Footyguy13's Mobbs Predictor he is the favourite to take out the Season 35 Mobbenfuhrer Medal. Combine this with his exploits in posting Qooty relevant media and flouting team sheet regulations, he comfortably collects his fourth All-SFA jacket.

GWS Goose I play in your position for one season and get all-sfa at my first attempt (and 4 total selections). This shit is easy, not sure why you struggle with it so much.

 

[Sun Ra]

Should have been your third All-SFA Pugsley but no matter.

Well deserved. You are a prince among pugs.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

The All-SFA Captain for Season 35 is Tigerturbulance who is captain of one of the teams playing off in the grand final - the Ophidian Old Boys. He has spent the season running podcasts, posting in match threads and leading his team out on the Qooty field in between proposing fake mergers, prostituting the reputation of his club and in general making the Old Boys look like a dysfunctional rabble. He is All-SFA captain because this is the sort of behaviour that we incentivise for the Ophidian Old Boys.



The All-SFA Vice-Captain for Season 35 is an underrated player in the SFA, FootyGuy13 vice-captain of the Coney Island Warriors, one of the more engaged, stable clubs in the league on the back of a strong season where they finished on top of the ladder. FG13 has stepped up seamlessly, taking on the responsibility of simmer behind the scenes and doing a power of work with stats, graphics including the live ladder updates on short notice.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Congratulations to all who made the team this Season.

Great stuff, and a really good team this season.

A special well done to the Old Boys in the side.