Official Match Thread Season 28 Round 16 - Sin City Swamprats vs. Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[jackster83]

Great OP.

Controversial opinion, but I liked the Street Fighter games more than Mortal Kombat.

 

[philreich]

Great OP.

Controversial opinion, but I liked the Street Fighter games more than Mortal Kombat.

Ummm, what actually happened at Adelaide Oval today? Surely that scoreline is a misprint.......

 

[pantskyle]

So a picture of me eating onions and crying or lettuce and crying for my Facebook profile pic?

I'm not your mother.

 

[jackster83]

Ummm, what actually happened at Adelaide Oval today? Surely that scoreline is a misprint.......

Maybe the Tasmanian players put some $$$ on the Redbacks.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I'm not your mother.

Thanks for the clarification, was getting worried for a bit there

 

[pantskyle]

Thanks for the clarification, was getting worried for a bit there

Thought you should know.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Ummm, what actually happened at Adelaide Oval today? Surely that scoreline is a misprint.......

Henry Hunt getting out for a measly 132 is pathetic. Odds on by the end of this match, he'll be the lowest scoring Redback

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Thought you should know.

So wait, if you're not my mum, who is?!?

 

[Far Kern]

So a picture of me eating onions and crying or lettuce and crying for my Facebook profile pic?

slightlychubbyblonderealitypic.jpg please

 

[pantskyle]

So wait, if you're not my mum, who is?!?

No one. You're not real.

 

[Far Kern]

So wait, if you're not my mum, who is?!?

She could be. Most of us had a go sixteen years ago when she posted as pantsdown.

 

[philreich]

So wait, if you're not my mum, who is?!?

At least you only have the one - back in the 90's, my parents owned a gift shop. One day this kid walks in (he looked like he was barely out of nappies), and the conversation goes something like this:

Mum: Where's your mother?
Kid: At home.
Mum: OK - what about your father?
Kid: Which one: I've got 3.

Mum couldn't speak for at least a couple of minutes........

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

No one. You're not real.

Thanks for clarifying, what should I do with this new information?

 

[Far Kern]

At least you only have the one - back in the 90's, my parents owned a gift shop. One day this kid walks in (he looked like he was barely out of nappies), and the conversation goes something like this:

Mum: Where's your mother?
Kid: At home.
Mum: OK - what about your father?
Kid: Which one: I've got 3.

Mum couldn't speak for at least a couple of minutes........

Where were they?

 

[philreich]

Where were they?

The fathers? We didn't dare ask.

 

[Barrybran]

Just thought I'd pop in say

GO SWAMPIES!

Beer, beer, the.... yeah just win boys

 

[Far Kern]

Just thought I'd pop in say

GO SWAMPIES!

Beer, beer, the.... yeah just win boys

**** yeah.

The rest of the song goes:

...beer, beer, beer, beer.

 

[Barrybran]

fu** yeah.

The rest of the song goes:

...beer, beer, beer.

I can get behind this

 

[Far Kern]

I can get behind this

Would you consider posting our teamsheet this week? We may make up to 20 changes. In East German dialect.

 

[Barrybran]

Would you consider posting our teamsheet this week? We may make up to 20 changes. In East German dialect.

You asked me to post your teamsheet two weeks ago, squibbed out and did it yourself. Where''s the trust??

 

[Far Kern]

You asked me to post your teamsheet two weeks ago, squibbed out and did it yourself. Where''s the trust??

I’m a Rat.

 

[Barrybran]

I’m a Rat.

You're certainly no Splinter. He was a good rat. Imagine how much cooler your team would be if you had mutant ninja turtles to go with your teenagers.

 

[Far Kern]

Bier, Bier das Schwarze und das Weiße
Ehre das Bier bei Tag und bei Nacht
Heben Sie das halbe Liter Stout hoch
Chug down the F *** f bis es trocken ist
Ob die Kneipe groß oder klein sein soll
Wir werden es ausräumen und alles ausspucken
Während unsere Swamprats weiter trinken, um sauer zu werden!

 

[Far Kern]

You're certainly no Splinter. He was a good rat. Imagine how much cooler your team would be if you had mutant ninja turtles to go with your teenagers.

Don’t you find “und das” just so much more satisfying than “and the”?

und das

Ja

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Bier, Bier das Schwarze und das Weiße
Ehre das Bier bei Tag und bei Nacht
Heben Sie das halbe Liter Stout hoch
Chug down the F *** f bis es trocken ist
Ob die Kneipe groß oder klein sein soll
Wir werden es ausräumen und alles ausspucken
Während unsere Swamprats weiter trinken, um sauer zu werden!

At least put it in a language Barrybran will understand!
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