Official Match Thread Season 26, Round 15: Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bombers at Van Cortlandt Park

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Thanks and regards
Smoooothy, aka Dips, aka Mr_Smooth

Are you called Mr Smooth cos of a lack of body hair or cos of a lack of genitals?

 

[Damp Squarie]

I also look forward to taking a giant dump on you all

Take That Back!...or I'll sic me Rhino on ya.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Are you called Mr Smooth cos of a lack of body hair or cos of a lack of genitals?

I heard these Coneys were a plastic franchise with no balls - Thanks for the proof Snakey

 

[Itsmyshow]

You should read our team PM. We've stooped to all levels of disgracefullness.

I’m proud of you my little friend.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Don’t judge me!...

I judged you a long time ago

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First of all, how would I do that?! That’s not even possible.
Secondly, you asked about “that mouth”, not my mouth. Therefore my response, clearly, was not a reference to mouths, but rather, mothers.
How you inferred otherwise is a mystery. However, for your benefit, I shall clarify. No, I do not kiss my mother with that mouth. I kiss your mother with that mouth.

Which in itself, is a falsity, because I know neither you, nor your mother.
Although, there exists the possibility, as unlikely as it is, that unbeknownst to either of us, I do know you and am in fact kissing your mum.

I am currently kissing someone’s mother. So in theory, it’s not completely out of the question. However the odds of it being so, I suspect, would be ridiculously against it.

I think that should clear things up.

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Can I borrow a lighter?

Special occasion Coachy so I did this massive ****ing multi quote.

I reckon we have been in the SFA now for 4 seasons so we would have played the Warriors at least 8 times. Unless I am forgetting a finals win against them, we have won so many it is hard to recall.

That is 8 times you have totally owned Wooshette in a match thread. Clinically taken her apart 8 times.

Drinks are on me. Cin cin!!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I’m proud of you my little friend.

Good to see you great man. I look forward to locking horns on the field this weekend.

 

[KohPhi]

Good to see you great man. I look forward to touching horn on the field this weekend.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Does that mean we can ‘cross swords’??

 

[KohPhi]

Are you called Mr Smooth cos of a lack of body hair or cos of a lack of genitals?

Or because he really is smooooooth..

 

[Wosh]

It’s a good week to play qricket

 

[Wosh]

What a time to be alive both teams fighting for a finals spot one of the great underrated rivalries.

Unfortunately Morgs is away, I enjoy watching you 2 fight about socks and dogs

 

[KohPhi]

I bleed Blue, Matty411, BEEG... this is who you are lining up against..



dougthelegend, it's been a while since you've lined up against the Warriors. They probs looked like this when you played them last..


Now they front up like this..



Knee high CFM boots, sleevless suede vests and kerchiefs strategically tied around non existant biceps.

Welcome back.

 

[nahnah]

here is my kiss of death post for the warriors. Cheers and have a good night everyone.

 

[Wosh]

I bleed Blue, Matty411, BEEG... this is who you are lining up against..

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dougthelegend, it's been a while since you've lined up against the Warriors. They probs looked like this when you played them last..
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Now they front up like this..

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Knee high CFM boots, sleevless suede vests and kerchiefs strategically tied around non existant biceps.

Welcome back.

Still better than haydo ’s new team jumper

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I bleed Blue, Matty411, BEEG... this is who you are lining up against..

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dougthelegend, it's been a while since you've lined up against the Warriors. They probs looked like this when you played them last..
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Now they front up like this..

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Knee high CFM boots, sleevless suede vests and kerchiefs strategically tied around non existant biceps.

Welcome back.

Pretty sure the white guy with the fro on the end is DapperJong

 

[Wosh]

here is my kiss of death post for the warriors. Cheers and have a good night everyone.

Jesus, so much kissing in this thread, anyone would think we’re all brothers and sisters

Or Uncles.

 

[philreich]

First of all, how would I do that?! That’s not even possible.
Secondly, you asked about “that mouth”, not my mouth. Therefore my response, clearly, was not a reference to mouths, but rather, mothers.
How you inferred otherwise is a mystery. However, for your benefit, I shall clarify. No, I do not kiss my mother with that mouth. I kiss your mother with that mouth.

Which in itself, is a falsity, because I know neither you, nor your mother.
Although, there exists the possibility, as unlikely as it is, that unbeknownst to either of us, I do know you and am in fact kissing your mum.

I am currently kissing someone’s mother. So in theory, it’s not completely out of the question. However the odds of it being so, I suspect, would be ridiculously against it.

I think that should clear things up.

Are you one of the writers for Yes Minister?

 

[pantskyle]

Take That Back!...or I'll sic me Rhino on ya.

I keep expecting Ace Ventura to pop out.

 

[pantskyle]

Jesus, so much kissing in this thread, anyone would think we’re all brothers and sisters

Or Uncles.

I'm privileged to play in the same team as you, my mother and of course FR, my papa.

 

[Wosh]

I'm privileged to play in the same team as you, my mother and of course FR, my papa.

Dont forget Uncle Falc and Aunty zack

 

[I bleed Blue]

I bleed Blue, Matty411, BEEG... this is who you are lining up against..

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dougthelegend, it's been a while since you've lined up against the Warriors. They probs looked like this when you played them last..
View attachment 580205

Now they front up like this..

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Knee high CFM boots, sleevless suede vests and kerchiefs strategically tied around non existant biceps.

Welcome back.

Look like they are going to break out into a YMCA dance.

Will rag doll them this weekend.

 

[Wosh]

Look like they are going to break out into a YMCA dance.

Will rag doll them this weekend.

We only do the GAGF dance

 

[Wosh]

Drunk Morgs woooo, come and lay into BEEG ’s socks

 

[Wosh]

Morganashlee

 

[Morganashlee]

Hello from Thailand thanks **** for auto correct