Official Match Thread Season 22 - Round Three - Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[RU_]

The Bombers are coming off a second straight loss to start the season and will be trying to rectify their season early against the Hawks, who just managed to sneak past the Roys yesterday. This could be a season defining match, and will certainly be an interesting one.

I'll edit in the stats and the like probably tomorrow afternoon. It's been a big weekend and I have work tomorrow.

Captains please have your team sheets in by 11:59 PM Melbourne time on Thursday the 11th of August with everything correct.

Have a photo of a smiling otter.

 

[beez]

Shotgun not losing.

Suck shit Hawks!

 

[Hoooops]

More letters in East Side Hawks than Dragons FFC! Anagrams will be easier this week...

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Shotgun not losing.

Suck shit Hawks!

Dammit.

You gonna put yourself in the team this week? Almost cost me a Supercoach win last round.

 

[HaroLad]

Cheeky last minute Monday night thread, The Filth Wizard please lock.

 

[iDon]

saved.

 

[Hoooops]

I've found "Heeds Swastika" but I don't want to accuse them of being Nazis...

 

[Brown Bottle]

The Bombers you say? Will name changes ever cease?

 

[DrEvil_]

This is going to be the Melbourne game for us this season, bitches.

 

[HaroLad]

The Bombers you say? Will name changes ever cease?

We'll stop when you stop changing clubs.

 

[beez]

Dammit.

You gonna put yourself in the team this week? Almost cost me a Supercoach win last round.

As much as I enjoyed doing sweet fa yesterday, I might have to jump in the guts given the rest of the team was too busy trying to get numbers from the crowd.

 

[Brown Bottle]

We'll stop when you stop changing clubs.

You're just jealous that I get to make the change on my own terms

 

[HaroLad]

You're just jealous that I get to make the change on my own terms

Not really, because if "on your on terms" means signing for the Hawks, then I don't want to know what would happen if you were forced out...

 

[beez]

You're just jealous that I get to make the change on my own terms

You look much better in a Wonders jumper.

 

[Brown Bottle]

Not really, because if "on your on terms" means signing for the Hawks, then I don't want to know what would happen if you were forced out...

Is Eastside the only club you haven't played at Haro?

 

[Brown Bottle]

You look much better in a Wonders jumper.

Doctor Colossus told me that green is my best colour. Are you calling him a liar?

 

[beez]

Doctor Colossus told me that green is my best colour. Are you calling him a liar?

Yes. And a liar. A pig. An idiot. A communist.

 

[HaroLad]

Is Eastside the only club you haven't played at Haro?

Yeah, and there's a good reason for it too.

Don't want to be alienated despite being arguably the greatest asset to the club.

 

[Brown Bottle]

Yes. And a liar. A pig. An idiot. A communist.

I can't really argue with any of that. I didn't realize you'd met him

 

[Brown Bottle]

Yeah, and there's a good reason for it too.

Don't want to be alienated despite being arguably the greatest asset to the club.

Let me put your fears to rest. There's more chance of Cooney making the case for the Earth being flat than anyone making that argument

 

[HaroLad]

Let me put your fears to rest. There's more chance of Cooney making the case for the Earth being flat than anyone making that argument

The Earth is flat though, continue on being a sheep, you know they're watching you right now? Keep getting all your information from the media, feeding you round earth lies.

 

[beez]

I can't really argue with any of that. I didn't realize you'd met him

I had to put up with seeing 'criticize (sic)' on Footy Classified's screen tonight. I had to put up with Hate's -ize shit last week. If your aim is to get me so cranky come Sunday that I'll focus all my attention on whacking you across the chops, you're certainly going about it the right way.

 

[Brown Bottle]

I had to put up with seeing 'criticize (sic)' on Footy Classified's screen tonight. I had to put up with Hate's -ize shit last week. If your aim is to get me so cranky come Sunday that I'll focus all my attention on whacking you across the chops, you're certainly going about it the right way.

Are you saying there was a time when you weren't cranky? Was I born?

#grumpyoldman

 

[Brown Bottle]

The Earth is flat though, continue on being a sheep, you know they're watching you right now? Keep getting all your information from the media, feeding you round earth lies.

Look, I know this is a Fantasy comp, but I think you're extending beyond the reaches of the most fantastic here

 

[beez]

Are you saying there was a time when you weren't cranky? Was I born?

#grumpyoldman

#grumpyyoungman thank you very much! Let's not go around throwing insults we can't take back. Save that for Sunday.