Match Thread Season 01, Round 1: West Gate Trolls (WGT) vs Darkness Eternal (DAR) at Spotswood Oval

[sausageroll]

I may not be captain but I fully intend to be the chief troll in this thread

 

[damicky]

After all your drama getting picked up, slightly ironic it's a team named Trolls isn't it?

I will have to defer to Headless on this occasion

 

[Proper Gander]

Can’t be said enough

 

[Proper Gander]

I will have to defer to Headless on this occasion

I’d forgotten about Headless.

There goes my all-time Bigfooty troll dream

 

[Proper Gander]

Fixed it for you

Is it possible to mount a challenge in this thread? Awesome if possible!

 

[boncer34]

True.

Essendon board, here I come!

Did you know I won the Essendon Board POTY?

 

[eth-dog]

Did you know I won the Essendon Board POTY?

Yes, I campaigned for it to prove how dumb it is (after I won a couple of years ago)

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Posting to secure my spot.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

boncer34 would’ve played me every week without posting.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Consider this a season’s worth of contributions from me.

 

[eth-dog]

Posting to secure my spot.

On the bench?

 

[eth-dog]

Anyway. Test match finish. Cop that India

 

[Tarkyn_24]

On the bench?

Why would I be on the bench, as one of the West Gate Trolls illustrious pre-draft selections?

 

[Proper Gander]

Did you know I won the Essendon Board POTY?

No, but I really should. I will devote the next month to reading the Essendon board past 12 months so that I can get a proper appreciation for the quality of the competition and really appreciate what this means.

Also congratulations

 

[Proper Gander]

Why would I be on the bench, as one of the West Gate Trolls illustrious pre-draft selections?

Wait. Are you on my team?

Not sure if this is familiar and comforting or vastly disturbing.

Decent chance I’ll just post angry shit at you in either scenario and hope that you find it enjoyable

 

[eth-dog]

No, but I really should. I will devote the next month to reading the Essendon board past 12 months so that I can get a proper appreciation for the quality of the competition and really appreciate what this means.

Also congratulations

Previous winners include me, which demonstrates how meaningless it is.

 

[damicky]

Wait. Are you on my team?

Not sure if this is familiar and comforting or vastly disturbing.

Decent chance I’ll just post angry shit at you in either scenario and hope that you find it enjoyable

This reminds me of my first couple of Seasons in the Sweet FA … new Teammates every few weeks

 

[boncer34]

Previous winners include me, which demonstrates how meaningless it is.

My campaign manager

 

[boncer34]

Well no point holding off any longer. Here's our round 1 side.

1. Raz
2. TheGoatBaron
3. DemurePrincess
4. Croweater41
5. Callum_Guns
6. Hatchy1992
7. Jannissary
8. The Majestic
9. Hilly
10. Dank420_
11. Boncer34

Mobbs

 

[serial_thrilla]

Well no point holding off any longer. Here's our round 1 side.

1. Raz
2. TheGoatBaron
3. DemurePrincess
4. Croweater41
5. Callum_Guns
6. Hatchy1992
7. Jannissary
8. The Majestic
9. Hilly
10. Dank420_
11. Boncer34

Mobbs

Thoughts judge judy Purple7x08_24?

 

[Proper Gander]

Previous winners include me, which demonstrates how meaningless it is.

Don’t say that Eth-dog. I have no doubt you set a high bar

 

[Proper Gander]

Well no point holding off any longer. Here's our round 1 side.

1. Raz
2. TheGoatBaron
3. DemurePrincess
4. Croweater41
5. Callum_Guns
6. Hatchy1992
7. Jannissary
8. The Majestic
9. Hilly
10. Dank420_
11. Boncer34

Mobbs

Some good names there. Are we allowed to swap off a couple before this is officially simmed?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Well no point holding off any longer. Here's our round 1 side.

1. Raz
2. TheGoatBaron
3. DemurePrincess
4. Croweater41
5. Callum_Guns
6. Hatchy1992
7. Jannissary
8. The Majestic
9. Hilly
10. Dank420_
11. Boncer34

Mobbs

Ready to go!!

 

[eth-dog]

Don’t say that Eth-dog. I have no doubt you set a high bar

I won it for doing preview threads for 10 years the year I stopped doing preview threads

 

[boncer34]

Thoughts judge judy Purple7x08_24?

Who?