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#scandal presents, a straight to DVD e-book:
Unbridled Passion, Untamed Heart
A Quest for Boys - The HaroLad Story
A Quest for Boys - The HaroLad Story
Chapter 1: Garden Gate Glory Hole
HaroLad hits enter on his latest masterpiece, he then promptly deletes the extra line and clicks the 'Create Thread' button instead. A smile forms gradually across his face like a spider producing silk for it's carefully constructed web.
"Cucked them all." he sighs loudly to himself as he reclines on his aged computer chair.
Haro's moment of satisfaction is suddenly broken by the alluring sound of children's laughter. Haro powers through the rest of his oats like a horse before galloping outside majestically. His mane dances through the air like a sexual shark fin while his hindquarters bulge like a surprised child's eyes.
The same eyes watching him from the end of the street...
Haro hasn't moved this fast in years, nor felt this free. Sweat lubricates his inner thighs inside his Sexy Playtime Horse TM polyester costume, breathing becomes heavy and his ponytail mane is now aggravating the eczema on his back... but goddamn it he was ALIVE!
The child at the end of the street had now made a break toward a non-descript South-East Melbourne, leafy and expansive backyard. HaroLad lowered his head in an effort to combat the aerodynamic drag, his thighs make a slushing sound as they move against each other.
If you look at this picture long enough you can hear it.
As HaroLad reached the non-descript South-East Melbourne house he reared up at the entrance of the driveway and gave a mighty neigh in what was to be considered a display of dominance and masculinity amongst horses, thus meaning it would evoke incredibly erotic feelings amongst regular
The element of surprise was no longer Haro's, so in his best horse voice he let out a blood-curdling slither... "Where are my booooooooooys?"
Whimpering began trickling down the driveway like soft rain on a hot day.
Haro rubbed his nipples and edged closer to the back gate...
TO BE CONTINUED (if it isn't deleted)
