Certified Legendary Thread Sack Hinkley 13 - Another Crack At This

[Bump Bailey]

Not having to pay Ken out?

To think we could have let him go 12 months ago without it costing a cent.

 

[crafty_bernardo]

Hail Mary this happens


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[Hot Port]

Ken, time to go!! No more crack at it, rubbish

 

[fergulator72]

Hinkley outlasts Longmire,what a time to be alive

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[fergulator72]

Sydney showing it's a very simple process, especially when you're promoting within, which we've apparently already decided to do.

What is Port waiting for?

They are waiting for Hinkles Premiership,seems obvious

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[Lefti93]

They are waiting for Hinkles Premiership,seems obvious

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[tribey]

They are waiting for Hinkles Premiership,seems obvious

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It’s genuinely comical that Koch, Keith and whoever else down there just straight-up convinced themselves that Ken is a premiership coach based on the exposed form of less than 50 games that are now a decade in the rearview mirror.

 

[JimmyBC]

The list of sackings & blokes moving on from other clubs during his tenure must be fukcin' eye watering by now.

 

[Anyonebutken]

Ken wasn't at draft night either like horse interestingly however unlike the professional sydney ken will be given a farewell season by our stupid board. We will get the news we want but not for another 12 months☹

 

[JimmyBC]

Ken wasn't at draft night either like horse interestingly however unlike the professional sydney ken will be given a farewell season by our stupid board. We will get the news we want but not for another 12 months☹

I don't think it's the first Draft night Ken's missed tbh.

 

[tribey]

The list of sackings & blokes moving on from other clubs during his tenure must be fukcin' eye watering by now.

Head Coaches as of Round 1, 2013

• Adelaide: Brenton Sanderson
• Brisbane: Michael Voss
• Carlton: Mick Malthouse
• Collingwood: Nathan Buckley
• Essendon: James Hird
• Fremantle: Ross Lyon
• Geelong: Chris Scott
• Gold Coast: Guy McKenna
• GWS: Kevin Sheedy
• Hawthorn: Alistair Clarkson
• Melbourne: Mark Neeld
• North Melbourne: Brad Scott
• Port Adelaide: Ken Hinkley
• Richmond: Damien Hardwick
• St Kilda: Scott Watters
• Sydney: John Longmire
• West Coast: John Worsfold
• Western Bulldogs: Brendan McCartney

It’s genuinely astonishing just as a starting point to look back on before the mountain of happenstance (Dons WADA, Phil Walsh, the Dogs and Dees, Hawks threepeat, the Richmond triple triumph, and on and on) thereafter.

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

The list of sackings & blokes moving on from other clubs during his tenure must be fukcin' eye watering by now.

It's a big list.

Adelaide (2014) = Brenton Sanderson
Adelaide (2015) = Phil Walsh
Adelaide (2019) = Don Pyke

Brisbane Lions (2013) = Michael Voss
Brisbane Lions (2016) = Justin Leppitsch

Carlton (2015) = Mick Malthouse
Carlton (2019) = Brendon Bolton
Carlton (2021) = David Teague

Collingwood (2021) = Nathan Buckley

Essendon (2013) = James Hird (banned for 12 months)
Essendon (2014) = Mark Thompson
Essendon (2015) = James Hird
Essendon (2020) = John Worsfold
Essendon (2022) = Ben Rutten

Fremantle (2019) = Ross Lyon

Geelong = N/A

Gold Coast (2014) = Guy McKenna
Gold Coast (2017) = Rodney Eade
Gold Coast (2023) = Stuart Dew

GWS (2013) = Kevin Sheedy
GWS (2022) = Leon Cameron

Hawthorn (2021) = Alastair Clarkson

Melbourne (2013) = Mark Neeld
Melbourne (2016) = Paul Roos

North Melbourne (2019) = Brad Scott
North Melbourne (2020) = Rhyce Shaw
North Melbourne (2022) = David Noble

Richmond (2023) = Damien Hardwick

St Kilda (2013) = Scott Watters
St Kilda (2019) = Alan Richardson
St Kilda (2022) = Brett Ratten

Sydney (2024) = John Longmire

West Coast (2013) = John Worsfold
West Coast (2024) = Adam Simpson

Western Bulldogs (2014) = Brendan McCartney


For what it's worth, I feel sorry for you guys. You deserve better than what you're currently going through.

 

[Sheeds]

Imagine if someone said to you after this year's Prelim that Horse would go before Donuts.

FFS.

If you don't laugh you will cry. To think we beat Sydney by 112 points late in the season, play them a few weeks later in that Prelim for a 25 goal turn around. Sydney make the GF and Longmire departs and Ken saunters into season 13 at the helm on the back on five final losses out of the last six by an average losing margin by eight goals. We are Port Adelaide!

 

[PAFC66]

Sign john now

 

[RossFC]

What do Port fans do after they win a prelim in the Hinkley era?

Turn off their PlayStation.

 

[Eddie Woloschek]

It's a big list.

Adelaide (2014) = Brenton Sanderson
Adelaide (2015) = Phil Walsh
Adelaide (2019) = Don Pyke

Brisbane Lions (2013) = Michael Voss
Brisbane Lions (2016) = Justin Leppitsch

Carlton (2015) = Mick Malthouse
Carlton (2019) = Brendon Bolton
Carlton (2021) = David Teague

Collingwood (2021) = Nathan Buckley

Essendon (2013) = James Hird (banned for 12 months)
Essendon (2014) = Mark Thompson
Essendon (2015) = James Hird
Essendon (2020) = John Worsfold
Essendon (2022) = Ben Rutten

Fremantle (2019) = Ross Lyon

Geelong = N/A

Gold Coast (2014) = Guy McKenna
Gold Coast (2017) = Rodney Eade
Gold Coast (2023) = Stuart Dew

GWS (2013) = Kevin Sheedy
GWS (2022) = Leon Cameron

Hawthorn (2021) = Alastair Clarkson

Melbourne (2013) = Mark Neeld
Melbourne (2016) = Paul Roos

North Melbourne (2019) = Brad Scott
North Melbourne (2020) = Rhyce Shaw
North Melbourne (2022) = David Noble

Richmond (2023) = Damien Hardwick

St Kilda (2013) = Scott Watters
St Kilda (2019) = Alan Richardson
St Kilda (2022) = Brett Ratten

Sydney (2024) = John Longmire

West Coast (2013) = John Worsfold
West Coast (2024) = Adam Simpson

Western Bulldogs (2014) = Brendan McCartney


For what it's worth, I feel sorry for you guys. You deserve better than what you're currently going through.

FROM: Port Adelaide FC Media
TO: David Koch - President
RE: Talking Points - Longmire resignation

• Longmire's resignation through burnout underlines the brilliance of our deal with Kenny, who is employed two days a week in-season and has the off-season to refresh.
• I'm not surprised Longmire has resigned. Losing four grand finals means it's time to go. I believe Kenny would consider similar action if his teams lost four GFs on end, which won't happen.
• Ken has been proven right again. He's the last man standing and the right man standing. He's excelled when all others have failed. That's why he's still there and only Chris Scott has coached longer. Eventually Scott will quit and our decision to ignore him and appoint Ken will be entirely vindicated.
• It's survival of the fittest and it is very fitting. I know Ken has already sought a briefing about Gladiator 2 and working in the themes from that film to motivate his team.

 

[Scodges]

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He likes to gamble on the dogs. Likes to have a decent sized bet. That doesn't mean he has an addiction problem.

The grub, he’s loaded & still feels a need to gamble. POS of the highest order.


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[Duckimus Prime]

• Ken has been proven right again. He's the last man standing and the right man standing. He's excelled when all others have failed. That's why he's still there and only Chris Scott has coached longer. Eventually Scott will quit and our decision to ignore him and appoint Ken will be entirely vindicated.

We ignored Chris Scott to hire Matthew Primus. Chris Scott had won a flag at Geelong a whole year before we even went looking at Hinkley.

 

[JimmyBC]

Prove the bastards here wrong Kenny!

 

[Kenny_Powers]

Sydney didn't even bother to check if the players love John or not!

What a shambles of an organisation!






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[Eddie Woloschek]

We ignored Chris Scott to hire Matthew Primus. Chris Scott had won a flag at Geelong a whole year before we even went looking at Hinkley.

Yep. I know that, but the folks in the media department at Alberton probably don't remember. Or weren't born.

 

[Marmozet]

Donuts wasn't there for us either, right?

 

[simba_]

i just read this campaigner is 1 of 10 children. maybe it's a blessing we have only been infected with 4 hinkleys over the journey, could've been 40

 

[PowerLil]

i just read this campaigner is 1 of 10 children. maybe it's a blessing we have only been infected with 4 hinkleys over the journey, could've been 40

What a truly horrible thought.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Woohoo a new record for Ken to break! That's gonna take a good three seasons.