Official Match Thread S33 Round 7 - Coney Island Warriors vs Dragons FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Strigoi]

Hello Dragons and everyone

ND presents top 10 Reasons why serial_thrilla is the absolute View attachment 1344494worst


Throughout this week I will be counting down the 10 reasons why the Dragons captain is literally the spawn of satan.

This should be good.

 

[Strigoi]

I mean this is pretty great and all omgfridge but I have questions:

1. How did you get that video of TheInjuryFactory from our LG discussions?
2. Why did you have to make me cry looking at the life story of serial_thrilla's doggo?
3. How do dragons breathe underwater?
4. What the absolute f*ck is going on here?

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Looks like the ladies were going through a fun house with a fan in the floor, and the little clown is trying to sneak a peak.

 

[Strigoi]

Hi, Tonga Bob! Nice to see you again.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Hi, Tonga Bob! Nice to see you again.

Morning Strig, trust you're well.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Are- are we not friends?

I was referring to your friends: the Warriors!

Like in Johnson & Friends with that delightful hot water bottle that reminds me of NaturalDisaster.

 

[A Swallow]

Greetings Dragons

 

[A Swallow]

Hello Warriors and A Swallow

Hello mate

 

[A Swallow]

A Swallow has the move been an absolute plane crash or is that just my perspective?

Well we’re 1-5, so it could be worse, but not much.

 

[A Swallow]

That was better than many that were posted in last week’s Bombers thread. We survived it all.
Hey, A Swallow.

Good afternoon Strigs, how goes your ruck domination once again?

 

[Bonz]

Well we’re 1-5, so it could be worse, but not much.

If you need an airlift out let serial_thrilla know.

Always welcome here.

 

[Bonz]

Hello Dragons and everyone

ND presents top 10 Reasons why serial_thrilla is the absolute View attachment 1344494worst


Throughout this week I will be counting down the 10 reasons why the Dragons captain is literally the spawn of satan.

I love you

 

[NaturalDisaster]

He has a peanut butter fetish.

According to an ex Dragon who shall not be named, serial_thrilla has a weird Peanut butter fetish. Allegedy, said player walked in the kitchen at LJPs lair one day to find his captain doing gross and depraved things with the much loved sandwich spread (Unfortunately I cannot go into detail or else I will have to ban myself). Said player is so traumatised by the incident that he cannot even look at a jar of PB without puking.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

On a side note, I’ve never understood peoples love for PB, I hate it

 

[Tonga Bob]

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He has a peanut butter fetish.

According to an ex Dragon who shall nit be named, serial_thrilla has a weird Peanut butter fetish. Allegedy, said player walked in the kitchen at LJPs lair one day to find his captain doing gross and depraved things with the much loved sandwich spread (Unfortunately I cannot go into detail or else I will have to ban myself). Said player is so traumatised by the incident that he cannot even look at a jar of PB without puking.

Is that why Moo has been hiding in the back paddock all season?

 

[Bonz]

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He has a peanut butter fetish.

According to an ex Dragon who shall nit be named, serial_thrilla has a weird Peanut butter fetish. Allegedy, said player walked in the kitchen at LJPs lair one day to find his captain doing gross and depraved things with the much loved sandwich spread (Unfortunately I cannot go into detail or else I will have to ban myself). Said player is so traumatised by the incident that he cannot even look at a jar of PB without puking.

He got the idea to combine it with Jelly from somewhere....

 

[Bonz]

On a side note, I’ve never understood peoples love for PB, I hate it

Vegemite for the win

 

[Bonz]

Hey MC Bad Genius

NaturalDisaster improved on your top ten list idea.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I have one question, who believes the Warriors actually have a chance of stopping me this weekend?

The only way I am not kicking at least 5 is if the Dragon's are too busy grovelling at my feet to actually get the ball. (serial_thrilla 's absolute nightmare for sure)

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I love you

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He got the idea to combine it with Jelly from somewhere....

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[T2B_]

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He has a peanut butter fetish.

According to an ex Dragon who shall nit be named, serial_thrilla has a weird Peanut butter fetish. Allegedy, said player walked in the kitchen at LJPs lair one day to find his captain doing gross and depraved things with the much loved sandwich spread (Unfortunately I cannot go into detail or else I will have to ban myself). Said player is so traumatised by the incident that he cannot even look at a jar of PB without puking.

Damn, poor A Swallow , I imagine the Warriors have to hide any jars of PB.

 

[T2B_]

Hey MC Bad Genius

NaturalDisaster improved on your top ten list idea.

ND improving on anyone's anything

(gif credit: Elton Johns Wig )

 

[Tonga Bob]

Damn, poor A Swallow , I imagine the Warriors have to hide any jars of PB.

yep, we put it in the same cupboard as we put the sh*tweed

 

[serial_thrilla]

yep, we put it in the same cupboard as we put the sh*tweed

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[T2B_]

yep, we put it in the same cupboard as we put the sh*tweed

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I knew there was something I liked about you, TB.

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Hey MC Bad Genius

NaturalDisaster improved on your top ten list idea.

I still prefer the first top ten list I did - "Top Ten Things Less Painful Than A Furies Match Thread" (starting here if you can be bothered). I think one of the best things I've ever written on this site was part of that series:

"But that agony is far exceeded by suffering through the inane tripe that has overflowed this thread like the sewage seeping through the cracks of a dolls house after Andre The Giant destroyed the bathroom, drunkenly thinking it was his own full-sized toilet."

 

[A Swallow]

I still prefer the first top ten list I did - "Top Ten Things Less Painful Than A Furies Match Thread" (starting here if you can be bothered). I think one of the best things I've ever written on this site was part of that series:

"But that agony is far exceeded by suffering through the inane tripe that has overflowed this thread like the sewage seeping through the cracks of a dolls house after Andre The Giant destroyed the bathroom, drunkenly thinking it was his own full-sized toilet."

That really was your peak