Official Match Thread S32 Round 6: Coney Island Warriors vs Gumbies FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[NaturalDisaster]

Loads.
I'm really lovable.
The people's champion

You'll be adding me on Facebook in no time. You'll feel a knot in your stomach hoping I accept.
No need to try impress the Emo kids, you know full well soon as the cool kids like me pay you a bit of attention you'll be lining up to buy a drink in the hope I'll remember your name.

Reckon I am due for another "SFA's biggest narcissists" thread...

 

[GWS Goose]

I'm looking forward to hanging out with Tonga Bob for the week.
Looking for beer recommendations, complaining about Vic bias, trying to work out his age. Good times.

 

[Barrybran]

Reckon I am due for another "SFA's biggest narcissists" thread...

Reckon you'll finish this one?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Reckon you'll finish this one?

I finished my other threads.

Who do you think I am? Dav?

 

[GWS Goose]

Reckon I am due for another "SFA's biggest narcissists" thread...

You're angry cause you think another one of your friends is going to dump you aren't you.
Don't worry, you'll find yourself and your little niche in the world.

 

[Barrybran]

I finished my other threads.

Who do you think I am? Dav?

Nah. Dav has charisma.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Nah. Dav has charisma.

The SFA's biggest stat/excel bitch commenting on others charisma.

Cute.

You're angry cause you think another one of your friends is going to dump you aren't you.
Don't worry, you'll find yourself and your little niche in the world.

Oh god no, that would make me happy. My friends are dicks.

 

[Barrybran]

The SFA's biggest stat/excel b*tch commenting on others charisma.

I do more than stats. You know that.

 

[GWS Goose]

The SFA's biggest stat/excel b*tch commenting on others charisma.

Cute.



Oh god no, that would make me happy. My friends are dicks.

You seem more angsty than normal.

Are you ok?

You have value. Don't let others question your worth.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I do more than stats. You know that.

Yes yes, you're right.

My apologies Baz, sometimes I confuse you with One Trick Pony.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Yes yes, you're right.

My apologies Baz, sometimes I confuse you with One Trick Pony.

This looks like a great place to start contributing to the thread.

Nah. Dav has charisma.

What does that make me for finishing his last thread?

 

[Barrybran]

Yes yes, you're right.

My apologies Baz, sometimes I confuse you with One Trick Pony.

You've spent far too much time in Bombers threads.

What does that make me for finishing his last thread?

Who are you? Welcome to the board anyway.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

You've spent far too much time in Bombers threads.


Who are you? Welcome to the board anyway.

Comparing me to a Bomber.

Ok GWS Goose now I'm angry.

 

[Barrybran]

Comparing me to a Bomber.

Ok GWS Goose now I'm angry.

I wouldn't do that to you mate. The Bombers deserve better.

 

[GWS Goose]

Insert Ron Burgundy gif

 

[Dav]

When are we gonna stop doing this whole Gumbies thing?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I wouldn't do that to you mate. The Bombers deserve better.

Bet you're high fiving your 3 other posters in your team PM after this zinger.

When are we gonna stop doing this whole Gumbies thing?

I dunno, but they have exactly 5 days to convince me that they shouldn't be folded at the end of this season.

 

[Barrybran]

Bet you're high fiving your 3 other posters in your team PM after this zinger.

I got one like and three people told me to give up as a full forward

When are we gonna stop doing this whole Gumbies thing?

You'd rather talk about Harry Potter?

 

[Tonga Bob]

And I wonder why my intelligence seems to be waning.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Clearly there are lots of Muggles in this thread...

Nah mate, I’m Tongan.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Mate. You're a "cake connoisseur". What's Maggie Beer's latest recipe?




*What's the best hash to flour ratio?

Just because I eat cake doesn't mean I know what's in it or how to make it.

It’s cool fellas, I know a man…

 

[beez]

Bet you're high fiving your 3 other posters in your team PM after this zinger.



I dunno, but they have exactly 5 days to convince me that they shouldn't be folded at the end of this season.

Why? Given your performance thus far I don't see how you're not ousted come season's end.

Sorry Mr Raditch.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I'm looking forward to hanging out with Tonga Bob for the week.
Looking for beer recommendations, complaining about Vic bias, trying to work out his age. Good times.

Barleywine, bloody Victorians, ageless.

 

[GWS Goose]

Barleywine, bloody Victorians, ageless.

What are we going to do for the rest of the week now?
You're just too efficient.

 

[Barrybran]

What are we going to do for the rest of the week now?
You're just too efficient.

We could talk about Toby Greene. How do you think he'll go this weekend?