Official Match Thread S25 1st Preliminary Final: East Side Hawks vs Sin City Swamprats at Waverley Park

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Well done Rats.

Thanks Ant Bear for a great week and well done ShaunDuggan you were the better ruck on the day

 

[BRAB]

Swamprats probably the most undeserving group of posters to ever play in a grand final.

Hope they get flogged by the Roys.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Well done, ShaunDuggan

Was never a 'what if the rook beats me', he went toe to toe with the best Ruck in the comp.

What a win. ant555 just attracts Grannys, and chances st Premierships.

Unlucky Hawks.

The dream rolls on for the Swampies. Wow.

 

[Firestarter]

Swamprats probably the most undeserving group of posters to ever play in a grand final.

Hope they get flogged by the Roys.

Ahaha... that made me laugh. Probably kicked your own mother when Simpkin got off too

 

[BRAB]

Ahaha... that made me laugh. Probably kicked your own mother when Simpkin got off too

Who's Simpkin?

 

[TJASTA]

well done to the rats, oh also
NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

 

[Fizzler]

That’s the way Swamps, on to the flag we go!

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Grand Final!!!!

This is one of the greatest fairytales in Qooty. I’ll maybe celebrate a bit more once this Freo game is over.

Commiserations to the Hawks for their loss today. You guys had an outstanding season and will be back I’m sure.

While we have had class from most, you then get this

Swamprats probably the most undeserving group of posters to ever play in a grand final.

Hope they get flogged by the Roys.

Congratulations on costing the Hawks a Grand Final with your suspension.

We salute you mate!

 

[BRAB]

Grand Final!!!!

This is one of the greatest fairytales in Qooty. I’ll maybe celebrate a bit more once this Freo game is over.

Commiserations to the Hawks for their loss today. You guys had an outstanding season and will be back I’m sure.

While we have had class from most, you then get this



Congratulations on costing the Hawks a Grand Final with your suspension.

We salute you mate!

I can't really wish you that much luck, anybody who questions the Sim doesn't deserve to win.

Go Roys.

Hopefully next week plays out with less ill thought out hashtags.

 

[rickety]

 

[por_please_ya]

Devastated! But at the same time I'm pretty proud to have played in a prelim in my very first season

Well done Swampies, you were far too good. A great week with quality banter. Good luck against the Roys next week, you've certainly got a tough challenge ahead.

At least I found something to laugh about:
2 : 3.38 {lW} - por_please_ya has possession.
2 : 3.42 {rW} - She tries to find NinjaSwan with a chip pass.
2 : 3.48 {rW} - Ohhh NinjaSwan! You beauty! Sensational grab.

Agent93, see, more proof that NinjaSwan enjoys his chips

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Well done to the Swampies and commiserations to the Hawks.

Surely it is time for a rebuild at the Hawks. This list has proven it is not capable of performing when it really matters. Some huge list management decisions to come.

 

[Power Raid]

thanks all for a great week

thanks Hawks!

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Well done to the Swampies and commiserations to the Hawks.

Surely it is time for a rebuild at the Hawks. This list has proven it is not capable of performing when it really matters. Some huge list management decisions to come.

Hawks sign Tony Lynn 15

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Well done Swamprats.

Ant Bear must be wobbling his head so hard it's about to fall off by now.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Well done Swamprats.

Ant Bear must be wobbling his head so hard it's about to fall off by now.

He is also onto his second bottle of hand lotion.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

well done to the rats, oh also
NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

 

[Ant Bear]

Well done Swamprats.

Ant Bear must be wobbling his head so hard it's about to fall off by now.

Ant Bear wobbleheads have sold out at the merchandise van.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Dangerous spread of goalkickers! Roys going to have to be on high alert.

 

[philreich]

Devastated! But at the same time I'm pretty proud to have played in a prelim in my very first season

Well done Swampies, you were far too good. A great week with quality banter. Good luck against the Roys next week, you've certainly got a tough challenge ahead.

At least I found something to laugh about:
2 : 3.38 {lW} - por_please_ya has possession.
2 : 3.42 {rW} - She tries to find NinjaSwan with a chip pass.
2 : 3.48 {rW} - Ohhh NinjaSwan! You beauty! Sensational grab.

Agent93, see, more proof that NinjaSwan enjoys his chips

Slight amendment - we ARE the tough challenge next week!!! It'll be one of the great grand finals.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I can't really wish you that much luck, anybody who questions the Sim doesn't deserve to win.

Go Roys.

Hopefully next week plays out with less ill thought out hashtags.

Congratulations for not understanding the context of the hashtag.

Wouldn’t be the first time you misunderstood something.

Right now the difference between the two sides is if we’d lost, we’d wish you good luck next week. It’s called basic sportsmanship which is something you lack.

By the by, given you cost the Hawks a shot at the flag with your suspension, I think instead of bitching and acting like a sook, you should reflect on your own stupidity.

 

[byebyexenxen]

Ant Bear wobbleheads have sold out at the merchandise van.

I got 15 of those.

 

[Yakker]

Grats Rats. Should be a great GF with you lot up against the Roy’s. Good luck

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I got 15 of those.

You bought them all.

 

[BRAB]

Congratulations for not understanding the context of the hashtag.

Wouldn’t be the first time you misunderstood something.

Right now the difference between the two sides is if we’d lost, we’d wish you good luck next week. It’s called basic sportsmanship which is something you lack.

By the by, given you cost the Hawks a shot at the flag with your suspension, I think instead of bitching and acting like a sook, you should reflect on your own stupidity.

I literally didn't impact the result of the game at all. How do you still not know how the Sim works