Official Match Thread S23 Round 3: Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears @ Van Cortlandt Park

[Damp Squarie]

Depends. Do you prefer Quality or Quantity? I can do both... But not at the same time.

Match my shit shoop quality while I'm still here, Im going for some physio on my labia shortly.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Handy for you, at least it won't hurt as much

 

[candiehappy]

Im going for some physio on my labia shortly.

yeah, that's what the ex-wife said to me. Turns out the "physio" was a plumber ...

 

[candiehappy]

Now Im getting wet.

does discharge count?

 

[Grockadoc]

Match my shit shoop quality while I'm still here, Im going for some physio on my labia shortly.

I've got my own thread to run.

 

[avishka5]

does discharge count?

Yummy.

 

[Damp Squarie]

yeah, that's what the ex-wife said to me. Turns out the "physio" was a plumber ...

The dirty bastard.
I hope he washed his hands before he buried his mistake.

 

[zackah]

Avatarp thinks he can outshoop us.

How cute

 

[Damp Squarie]

Avatarp thinks he can outshoop us.

How cute

Not at all.
If I was half as good as you Id soon tell you....

...but Im not.

 

[SpaceClef]

Round 3 and we get lumped with the Bears

far out why are we continually punished for our greatness

You haven't lost yet, mate. Chin up.

 

[SpaceClef]

I think I saw Freofalcon on a park bench when I jogged through your neck o the woods this morning.

Brilliant

 

[Damp Squarie]

Avatarp thinks he can outshoop us.

How cute

 

[toxic]

You haven't lost yet, mate. Chin up.

And we won't

 

[SpaceClef]

And we won't

Y so upset den

 

[toxic]

Y so upset den

I not upset

As a Warrior we have a privileged life others inferior qootyers can only dream of having

 

[Damp Squarie]

And we won't

As long as you show up...

 

[Damp Squarie]

I not upset

As a Warrior we have a pillaged life others inferior qootyers can only dream of having

EFA

 

[Wosh]

I play better something up my arse.
Plus I wouldn't wish my worst enema to be up there.

 

[Matera92]

I not upset

As a Warrior we have a privileged life others inferior qootyers can only dream of having

Shame it doesn't include winning things.

 

[Wosh]

Shame it doesn't include winning things.

Wrong, Frankston Rover won a meat tray

 

[zackah]

As long as you show up...

I think you have gone to that well one too many times. A good shooper requires originality, finesse and flair or if you are Packedlunch the ability to make even the most professional gif look like it was created by a special needs 8 year old.

 

[Matera92]

Wrong, Frankston Rover won a meat tray

Was this a retroactively awarded meat tray?

 

[Damp Squarie]

I think you have gone to that well one too many times. A good shooper requires originality, finesse and flair or if you are Packedlunch the ability to make even the most professional gif look like it was created by a special needs 8 year old.

 

[Grockadoc]

Hi, you've been locked in the basement huh, lol

Yeah, you forgot to feed me last night.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Wrong, Frankston Rover won a meat tray

Hope he likes meat as much as zackah?
Hes taken every inch so far and we are only 3 pages in.