Official Match Thread S23 Round 1: East Side Hawks v Mount Buller Demons at Waverley Park

[HaroLad]

The Boys Club East Side Hawks, have brought in league nice guy brahj, as well as the STATS man Danoz, who doesn't really do much anymore because he doesn't have any stats to do. But, those who run the East Side Daycare can breathe a sigh of relief as their main customer, Citroin is once again donning the yellow and green.

**** the Demons have a shit logo. I mean, just look at it, absolutely disgusting.

MATCH UPS

brahj v his own stupid feet
While his feet have got the best of him in recent match-ups, brahj has replaced his laces with velcro and will be looking to get one back. My money is still on his hoofers, but stranger things have happened.

RU_ v captaincy duties
RU never really asked to be captain, it's not his fault nothing ever gets done guys, captaincy is a massive main in the arse.

The Filth Wizard v the temptation to ban me for posting the match threads 3 hours early
The league would be a better place without Haro right? Nobody can blame him for being a bit trigger-happy...

 

[BRAB]

Reserved

 

[brahj]

Woo Monday match threads!!

In your face, Skipper!!

 

[BRAB]

Woo Monday match threads!!

In your face, Skipper!!

He allowed this.

No team synergy.

Not suprised

 

[brahj]

He allowed this.

No team synergy.

Not suprised

Which back flank did you manage to squeeze out of the Demons LG?

 

[BRAB]

Which back flank did you manage to squeeze out of the Demons LG?

You'll have to be way more specific mate as I have no idea what you're referencing.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Which back flank did you manage to squeeze out of the Demons LG?

He managed to squeeze the spot Smartys Power has on the bench

 

[RU_]

Which back flank did you manage to squeeze out of the Demons LG?

The one in the middle.

 

[BRAB]

The one in the middle.

8 more Posts and you'll be flying captain

 

[Van_Dyke]

8 more Posts and you'll be flying captain

Well, we need to get to Waverley somehow. You gonna join the mile high club?

 

[brahj]

He managed to squeeze the spot Smartys Power has on the bench

#synergy

The one in the middle.

CHuB club? Meanwhile DJ is dying in the middle.

 

[BRAB]

Well, we need to get to Waverley somehow. You gonna join the mile high club?

I thought we were travelling by foot

 

[sante]

Reporting for duty

 

[BRAB]

#synergy



CHuB club? Meanwhile DJ is dying in the middle.

All this talk of positions Brahj.

It's what makes the Hawks a plastic club. Probably on your list of demands, gotta play here, gotta get so many exie points. Gotta win the Mobbs.

The demons don't worry about field positions.

They worry about peace and joy and making the Sweet FA a great place to be.

The comp is built around the foundations of this club and whilst you pull your phallus over what position you're playing this week. Our ***** are out for the pure love of the game

The league grows with us, we have a soul. You'll never get that.

***** out for ****ing Buller.

 

[BRAB]

All this talk of positions Brahj.

It's what makes the Hawks a plastic club. Probably on your list of demands, gotta play here, gotta get so many exie points. Gotta win the Mobbs.

The demons don't worry about field positions.

They worly about peace and joy and making the Sweet FA a great place to be.

The comp is built around the foundations of this club and whilst you pull your phallus over what position you're playing this week. Our ***** are out for the pure love of the game

The league grows with us, we have a soul. You'll never get that.

***** out for ******* Buller.

In other words, yes I'm still at fullback

 

[brahj]

In other words, yes I'm still at fullback

Thought so.

To be fair, all I asked for was FF. Pretty reasonable I would have thought given some blokes demand a spot on the leadership group, captaincy, first born children etc.

 

[Mr Eagle]

The demons don't worry about field positions.

So presumably Mt Buller won't be submitting a valid lineup? Because that would be selling out your principles, which apparently you have an awful, awful lot of lying around...

 

[BRAB]

So presumably Mt Buller won't be submitting a valid lineup? Because that would be selling out your principles, which apparently you have an awful, awful lot of lying around...

Are you obtuse by trade?

 

[BRAB]

Thought so.

To be fair, all I asked for was FF. Pretty reasonable I would have thought given some blokes demand a spot on the leadership group, captaincy, first born children etc.

You demand full forward. I demand RU's love.

That's the difference between you and I

 

[RookieListed]

Someone link me to the demons team list - I wanna know if I like any of them.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I thought we were travelling by foot

there will be a travelling foot, but you won't see it, you'll just feel it....

 

[brahj]

You demand full forward. I demand RU's love.

That's the difference between you and I

Yeah, I've already had RU_. He didn't move much.

 

[RU_]

8 more Posts and you'll be flying captain

7 more now buster.

You could really learn a thing from me, young fella.

 

[RU_]

Yeah, I've already had RU_. He didn't move much.

If I moved around I was scared it would fall out. Had to help you out.

 

[BRAB]

there will be a travelling foot, but you won't see it, you'll just feel it....View attachment 331712

I am responding to this to let you know it fell flat for me on pretty much any level