Official Match Thread S22 Round 6: Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[Golumless]

This week sees the 6th placed Roys take on the 8th placed Warriors, and with a spot in the 8 on the line this should be a fiery match up.

Well, this should have a touch more spice than a regular visit to your grandparents.

Despite their fragility, and missing the excellent Broken (This is my attempt to woo him back to the league Roys), the Roys got the job done against the Bombers in a nail biter, whereas the Warriors belted the Dragons by about 50 points. Both clubs would probably like to win this to see them push out of the 2-3 logjam, but i'm not 100% sure about that.

In terms of players to watch, i'd probably say fitzroybowiedog for the Roys and Wooshette for the warriors. Maybe Dapperlong as well.

Anyway, teamsheets are due Thursday at 11:30pm ACST, and for a tip, well i like the Roys more than the Warriors so the Roys by a fraction of a point.

That melt would be ****ing hilarious.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

And we are away

 

[Willo_]

I'm going to attempt to understand why Millky95 has such issues with you lot this week

 

[Wosh]

Season 22 Round 6 - Roys FFC v Coney Island Warriors @ Brunswick Junction Oval


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#WorstGolumEver

 

[Wosh]

I'm going to attempt to understand why Millky95 has such issues with you lot this week

Good luck with that

 

[Willo_]

Good luck with that

I like you warriors so I am already confused

 

[brahj]

I should have taken your spot and posted cat gifs... You suck Golumless. Dicks. That's what you suck... with your mouth.

Get outta my sight.

 

[Golumless]

I should have taken your spot and posted cat gifs... You suck Golumless. Dicks. That's what you suck... with your mouth.

Get outta my sight.

Well now i'm just not posting the Bears match thread.

 

[brahj]

Well now i'm just not posting the Bears match thread.

I wish we played the Swamprats this week.

 

[Wosh]

I like you warriors so I am already confused

We are everybodies Grand Final

 

[candiehappy]

I like you warriors so I am already confused

SNAFU

 

[Willo_]

We are everybodies Grand Final

you aren't ours

We had ours last week against beez where we won the late bloomers cup again

 

[Willo_]

SNAFU

I don't know what that means, but I like you

and can I recruit your son?

 

[candiehappy]

I don't know what that means, but I like you

and can I recruit your son?

I'd be happy if you would adopt him

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Also who is Dapperlong? Apparently he's a warrior to look out for?

 

[DapperJong]

I'm freaking out a bit

 

[Kabanna]

Getting in early this time

 

[toxic]

I like you warriors so I am already confused

I thought you'd retired

 

[A Bit High]

We are everybodies Grand Final

Roy's are in the GF?

Damn that's a nice way to wake up!!

 

[A Bit High]

I wish we played the Swamprats this week.

Shit nobody really wants to be in that do they??

 

[Willo_]

I thought you'd retired

I did

That's why I am here... duh

 

[Willo_]

I'd be happy if you would adopt him

Let's not go too far now mate

 

[DapperJong]

Getting in early this time

hello fellow BOGger

I do real bad smellies wehn i eat kabana

 

[Willo_]

hello fellow BOGger

I do real bad smellies wehn i eat kabana

BBQ sauce does it to me

The paint nearly peels off the walls

 

[DapperJong]

BBQ sauce does it to me

The paint nearly peels off the walls

Here's a story.

A group of us went to Mildura for a houseboat holiday one year. Our mate who lived there at the time was able to score some premium homemade kabana from a local. I was actually sick at the time so I didn't have any.

ANyway, the next day we go to a corner store to get some supplies. There was about 9 people in the store and someone has dropped an A-grade napalm stinker in the shop. The whole place cleared out. Easily the most offensive smell from someone's anus I have ever sniffed.

On the way back to the boat, I was chatting to my mate's missus.

DJ: Holy shit. That was the worst smell on earth.
KK: Yeah... Pretty bad.
DJ: Can you believe the whole place just kinda evacuated?? WOW!!!!
KK:... Look... It was me.
DJ: OLOLOLOLOLOL

From that day we called her Kandy Kabana.