Crocs Sign Royalty
Written by P. Onmyanus
Stuggling BFC cricket club, The Crocodiles, today announced the successful recruitment of young gun cricketer regal_eagle. Regal is known for his uncanny bowling ability with his bowling technique ranging from shoaib akhter to murali mulithiran, no doubt Regal's technique will come under fire from rival cricket clubs with his bowling strike rate at an incredible 3.7 in juniors.
At the press conference today, team captain eagleskickass, was very pleased with his new signee saying that regal has disciplined himself from the days when he was a 12 year old alco and dope smoking stoner. Eagleskickass also stated that Regal already has his own world record before adding 'it was for the most no balls in one game of cricket'.
After fielding several questions from the media, regal seemed to of looked dazed and confused until he mysteriously put his head under the table, followed by smoke coming from where his head was, regal then preccessed to bring his head up to the cameras once more containing a large grin.
Surely these are actions of a well disciplined, amazing, new cricketer. The future now looks bright for the celler dwelling Crocodiles
Written by P. Onmyanus
Stuggling BFC cricket club, The Crocodiles, today announced the successful recruitment of young gun cricketer regal_eagle. Regal is known for his uncanny bowling ability with his bowling technique ranging from shoaib akhter to murali mulithiran, no doubt Regal's technique will come under fire from rival cricket clubs with his bowling strike rate at an incredible 3.7 in juniors.
At the press conference today, team captain eagleskickass, was very pleased with his new signee saying that regal has disciplined himself from the days when he was a 12 year old alco and dope smoking stoner. Eagleskickass also stated that Regal already has his own world record before adding 'it was for the most no balls in one game of cricket'.
After fielding several questions from the media, regal seemed to of looked dazed and confused until he mysteriously put his head under the table, followed by smoke coming from where his head was, regal then preccessed to bring his head up to the cameras once more containing a large grin.
Surely these are actions of a well disciplined, amazing, new cricketer. The future now looks bright for the celler dwelling Crocodiles
