Banter RDT CLXXXVIII - Big Weather

[Bender_]

So long story short, exactly as told. I used the old "we'll send you to naughty school if you keep this up" gag. Decided to look up naughty schoolgirls, wanting to find pimply, freckle-faced teens with maybe missing teeth or ugly tattoos in order to scare my daughter into being good. But ummm, yeah, quickly realised the error of my ways when I Google Imaged "Naughty Schoolgirls".

These days there's a pr0n niche for every kink. Shit they've done a whole series Avengers parodies. And the writing and stories were better than the originals! You could type in anything and nude people will come up.

 

[FKASC]

Are we human? Or are we AI

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Depends if we can identify crosswalks

 

[Dazzler9]

Yeah its definitely diminishing returns. Day and Age and Battle Born have some decent songs but thats about where I stopped.

Most musicians produce their best work early on. It's a universal theme.

 

[THE A5]

These days there's a pr0n niche for every kink. Shit they've done a whole series Avengers parodies. And the writing and stories were better than the originals! You could type in anything and nude people will come up.

I’d spoil it but I’d be lying that I go to through to the plot

 

[MKMatty]

Yeah its definitely diminishing returns. Day and Age and Battle Born have some decent songs but thats about where I stopped.

Doing yourself a disservice not listening to Imploding The Mirage or Pressure Machine.

 

[happy_eagle]

These days there's a pr0n niche for every kink. Shit they've done a whole series Avengers parodies. And the writing and stories were better than the originals! You could type in anything and nude people will come up.

Rule 34

The pr0n version of my posts in the RDT are far greater than my regular posts, as I have outsourced them.

 

[Keys]

I once tried to teach my daughter a lesson by threatening her that she would end up at the "naughty girls' school" if her behaviour continued. So I Googled 'naughty schoolgirls' to show her....

I feel like I've told this story before?

Did the missus buy this excuse for your search history

 

[Bender_]

Most musicians produce their best work early on. It's a universal theme.

Jack White's most recent release "No Name" is some of his best work. Ironically he's returned to the sound of his early work so I guess you're right.

 

[FKASC]

Depends if we can identify crosswalks

Or traffic lights (I never know if we’re meant to include the pole)

 

[shoutsatclouds]

Or traffic lights (I never know if we’re meant to include the pole)

sex life, mate

 

[FKASC]

sex life, mate

Was waiting for that - even considered referring to it as a shaft just to seal the deal

 

[MKMatty]

My Car AC decided it doesn't want to work anymore. Right in the middle of this heatwave we are having. Lovely.

 

[Bender_]

My Car AC decided it doesn't want to work anymore. Right in the middle of this heatwave we are having. Lovely.

I don't even use mine - I just wind down the windows.

 

[TY24]

I don't even use mine - I just wind down the windows.

I did that when my A/C died in my Bombodore. My pasty ginger ass didn't consider the 3rd degree sunburn I'd get.

 

[THE A5]

My Car AC decided it doesn't want to work anymore. Right in the middle of this heatwave we are having. Lovely.

tech is the heatwaves down and todays rolled down window weather

 

[MKMatty]

I don't even use mine - I just wind down the windows.

This is what I’ll be doing until I can get it re-gassed.

 

[Bender_]

This is what I’ll be doing until I can get it re-gassed.

Fair enough. Reckon you could translate this for me though:

tech is the heatwaves down and todays rolled down window weather

 

[Schtinker]

I don't even use mine - I just wind down the windows.

Pretty sure it doesn't have windows....and you sleep in it.

 

[MKMatty]

Fair enough. Reckon you could translate this for me though:

I assumed The A5 just got heatstroke

 

[THE A5]

I assumed The A5 just got heatstroke

The mono has further progressed

 

[Dazzler9]

Today's weather was delightful. Deeeeeelight-ful.

 

[THE A5]

Today's weather was delightful. Deeeeeelight-ful.

If it wasn’t humid yes

 

[Bender_]

Today's weather was delightful. Deeeeeelight-ful.

Today even more glorious.

 

[DorothyG]

12ks this morning and I am dripping.

Bring back the (don't say it) dry heat