Random Random Thoughts Rebooted

[hairy biker]

Hi all im out and thanks for the kind thoughts.
Simply went to Corowa on xmas day very well had a couple od days didn't feel 100% but carried on.
Got back on the 4th and started to shake uncontrollably , my whole body heart and everything started to go downhill . Got raced to the Alfread into ICU for 5 days then into heart and infectious disease wards . Could take no risks with it and had to be anti biotics for 14 days . Blood pressure when i went in was 220 and dropped to 60 in a few hours. One more
Anyhow just got home and have to take it easy for awhile ,it's lucky it wasn't a day later i wouldn't be here simple as that.It could've been a bite , scratch ,but they thank it might've been me shaving over a cold sore.
Was lucky to have the top infection Professor in charge. Just started walking again as fluid took over my legs and you can't move

Geez I hope people aren't believing this bull.

Obviously normally I wouldn't break doctor/patient confidentiality, but the story above is nonsense.

The truth is Mr so called 'Bedford' was hospitalised for extreme dehydration brought on by chronic masturbation.

Now as people would be aware 'Bedford's' normal fluid intake is limited to beer.
However (nearly tragically) the only beer available in Corowa was Furphy which he refused to drink.*

*His views on Furphy are of course well documented;

Camels piss , we had it at our cricket club and no one liked , couldn't even give it away for free

I feel for you if you like Furphy

So with the provision of Carlton Draught, for medicinal purposes, Mr 'Bedford' was progressing well in hospital until one night when he was watching TV from his hospital bed and Ms Bronwyn Bishop appeared on-screen and well let's just say to avoid a complete relapse his wrists had to be placed in restraints.

So there dear reader we have it, a Furphy of a tale if ever there was one.