Mega Thread Non-Freo AFL Discussion

[Dockeroo]

Sit back and enjoy the thought of Carlton fans having to watch their team getting pantsed by Gold Coast on Sunday night on KAYO, and commentated by Kelli underwood.
EAD blues haha

 

[muzzington]

Thought Kelli Underwood was better calling this game. Dunno, maybe it’s the commentary team makeup that gelled well.

 

[FreoRicci]

That’s the sound of Carlton crashing back down to earth. One game away, and they’re soft.

 

[Big Animal]

Haha

 

[Purple_Turtle]

What’s everyone’s thoughts on Rowell?looks overly chunky and slow. If the ball isn’t right at his feet you can run off him

Discount Will Brodie

 

[stax on the mull]

Goodness that's an awful theme song that I'm glad I don't hear often enough. "We are the ones in the red, gold and blue".

Don't see much of the blue these days.

 

[Van_Dyke]

Feel like just about every team has had THAT game against GC where all their hopes and dreams are dashed, we've had a couple I think.

r2 2019 was a shocker, losing by a kick (should have been more but they couldn't kick straight at goal) after the North demolishing was a rough afternoon

 

[theGav56]

Gold Coast midfield is quite good can kinda see why Brodie was not getting a game.....I wonder what will happen when Fyfe is ready to come back in.

Need one or more of our inside mids to have a decent second position.

 

[Purple_Turtle]

Need one or more of our inside mids to have a decent second position.

Fyfe is still good rotating through the forward-line, bar last year when he couldn't kick straight.

 

[gaskin]

Thank you GC. Now we can have at least weeks break from the Carlton wank fest.

 

[CakeEater]

Thank you GC. Now we can have at least weeks break from the Carlton wank fest.

My Carlton supporting friends havent commented in our group chat for 3 hrs.

 

[BStaff17]

r2 2019 was a shocker, losing by a kick (should have been more but they couldn't kick straight at goal) after the North demolishing was a rough afternoon

That was the game i thought Ross tenure was almost done.

After scoring 140 the week before we dished up that defensive rubbish against a suns team on a dry afternoon on the GC and couldn't crack 60 points.

 

[wakojako]

The issue Carlton have is they're currently one trick. They are best in the league at scoring from stoppages, but around worst in the league scoring from turnover. This is not the identity of a premiership side. Set up defensively at stoppages and kill them on the turnover. Losing Cripps is a massive blow to their strength and leaves them ripe for the picking in a fortnight.

Good analysis! I don't watch much of Carlton which is why my analysis of them is shallow. I just got spooked of the graph Tay posted where teams that finish 4-0 have a 50% chance if playing in the granny.

 

[Belnakor]

Hasn't looked the same since his 4th game. He has lost his explosiveness.

Didn’t he do a PCL ? Basically an acl cept it kills your burst not your lateral movement.

 

[Belnakor]

Cerra is so meh compared with Brayshaw.

He’d look better in a better team whereas brayshaw plays like Selwood where his game style doesn’t rely on people farming the ball out to him.

Just another example of Carlton getting ahead of themselves getting cerra. He’s as soft as butter he needs some inside mids to do the tough stuff. Might mess up his hair otherwise.

 

[Yeti]

Didn’t he do a PCL ? Basically an acl cept it kills your burst not your lateral movement.

Thought it was a shoulder issue?

 

[Belnakor]

Good analysis! I don't watch much of Carlton which is why my analysis of them is shallow. I just got spooked of the graph Tay posted where teams that finish 4-0 have a 50% chance if playing in the granny.

% is an amazing predictor of a quality team beyond wins and losses. That’s why going into the round Carlton was only at 113%.

 

[Belnakor]

Thought it was a shoulder issue?

Shoulder was his debut year injury but the pcl was what did the damage last year. Shoulders generally are shit but you can play on. Pavlich and Fyfe both had/have constant shoulder injuries without too many issues to their core game.

 

[Bring back Drum]

Thought Kelli Underwood was better calling this game. Dunno, maybe it’s the commentary team makeup that gelled well.

My mother in law could be calling a Carlton game when they are losing & sound great.

 

[WaywardSonSon]

My assessment of West Coast's rookie stocks. It's very grim reading and a timely reminder of why they should never have, under any circumstances, traded extremely valuable future trade capital for Tim Kelly

11

Tim Kelly

Age

30

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.6

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

10.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

4.0

5star

CL

4.9

5star

D

19.9

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

7.6

4star

M

3.1

3star

T

4.7

5star

CL

3.6

4star

D

21.6

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

11.2

5star

M

2.8

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

3.8

5star

!

Sam Petrevski-Seton

10

Sam Petrevski-seton

Age

26

Ht

182cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

4.2

5star

G

0.3

3star

D

14.4

3star

K

9.5

4star

HB

4.9

3star

M

3.1

3star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.0

1star

D

13.4

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

5.0

5star

G

0.4

3star

= Potato
Luke Edwards = Who?
Campbell Chesser = Could be something...
Brady Hough = lol
Xavier O'Neill = See above
Luke Foley = Delisted at the end of the season
Patrick Naish

43

Patrick Naish

Age

25

Ht

182cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.0

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.3

4star

CL

0.7

3star

D

9.0

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

6.0

3star

M

0.0

1star

T

3.0

4star

CL

1.0

3star

D

16.0

4star

K

9.3

4star

HB

6.7

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.3

4star

CL

0.7

3star

= Who?
Zane Trew = A Sandover Medallist in waiting
Jack Williams = Who?
Bailey J Williams = Excellent potential
Connor West = Cool haircut dude! Delist
Greg Clark = Who?
Callum Jamieson = Ummm, no
Hugh Dixon

41

Hugh Dixon

Age

25

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.0

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

0.0

1star

G

1.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.0

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

G

1.0

4star

= Where have I heard that name before? Ahh yes, of course! He was thrown on the Fremantle scrapheap!
Luke Meadows = Did not even know he existed!
Isiah Winder = I like the cut of his jive!
Oscar Allen

12

Oscar Allen

Age

25

Ht

196cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.8

2star

K

6.6

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.1

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

2.8

3star

M

3.8

4star

T

2.0

4star

G

1.2

4star

= Possesses serious forward craft!

Wow, what a potato show! This crop could win agricultural awards the land over!!

 

[Yeti]

The Monday Knee Jerk Reaction: AFL Round Four

Footy is a passion, not some cold hearted, spread sheet dominated rational exercise. On a Monday, you want irrational reaction. You want emotion to trump

www.titusoreily.com

Snuffaluphagus

 

[Snuffaluphagus]

The Monday Knee Jerk Reaction: AFL Round Four

Footy is a passion, not some cold hearted, spread sheet dominated rational exercise. On a Monday, you want irrational reaction. You want emotion to trump

www.titusoreily.com

Snuffaluphagus

I'm personally just going to read that as Titus reads BF and loves my work, there is no other possible explanation, none at all

 

[wakojako]

The Monday Knee Jerk Reaction: AFL Round Four

Footy is a passion, not some cold hearted, spread sheet dominated rational exercise. On a Monday, you want irrational reaction. You want emotion to trump

www.titusoreily.com

Snuffaluphagus

Keep Snuffs name out yo ****en mouth!

 

[Yeti]

I'm personally just going to read that as Titus reads BF and loves my work, there is no other possible explanation, none at all

I think it confirms you are Titus.

 

[Ge3ks]

Nic Nat out for months with a medial ligament.

THE NIGHTMARE ROLLS ON: Nic Nat out for months

West Coast has suffered yet another injury blow

www.afl.com.au