Vintage Bay Mofra's Bottom 50 of 2017 - the "finals were better last year" Edition

[Starburns_]

Is anyone else going to mention the photo, or is that just part of the joke?

There can be only one candidate for no.1...
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Him or Tippett, there can be no other.

 

[leobarryustar]

Number 1's gotta go to Mofra.

Thread well down on previous years in all catergories.

Lameee

There sure was a lot more enthusiasm last year for some reason

 

[Billy Puller]

There sure was a lot more enthusiasm last year for some reason

It was genuinely funny in previous years. Bottom 50s gone stale

 

[sonnywalters]

up and down more than Jake Stringer after a year 12 formal

I will get a week of laughs from that one line.

 

[captain blood 17]

Were you a fan of Richo's ponytail that he used to rock back in the 90s?

As you know, the 90's were heady days. TISM had indeed informed us they were on the drug that had killed River Phoenix.
Anne Rice had shown us the vampires can indeed be sensitive.
And Bruce Willis showed us why it isn't cool to bring out a gimp.
Richo also got rid of his haircut in around 1998. What's Bruces excuse in 2017?


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[Plugger35]

As you know, the 90's were heady days. TISM had indeed informed us they were on the drug that had killed River Phoenix.
Anne Rice had shown us the vampires can indeed be sensitive.
And Bruce Willis showed us why it isn't cool to bring out a gimp.
Richo also got rid of his haircut in around 1998. What's Bruces excuse in 2017?


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I don't think Bruce even needs a haircut these days.

 

[ChappyUK]

Wasnt Fletcher Roberts the First Mate on the Bounty under William Bligh?

Think that was the Dread Pirate Roberts.

 

[captain blood 17]

I don't think Bruce even needs a haircut these days.

He had to go back and get the watch. And he was meant to go down in the 5th.


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[HairyO]

Already scraping the barrel. Who the **** is Shane Kersten? No idea who he even plays for.

Just hurry up and get to Cyril, Tippett, Boyd, Stringer, JJ, Suckling, Boyd, Bob, Dalhaus, Morris, Daniels, etc etc etc.

 

[Mofra]

Player 42 - Daniel Menzel


Pictured: Daniel Menzel demonstrates his regular position whenever the opposition have the ball

Daniel Menzel is a contracted Geelong player (at least until 31 October 2017) who plays forward and kicked 40 goals.
Under normal circumstances 40 goals would be enough to get you off the Bottom 50 list, but Menzel is no ordinary player.

190cm and excellent below the knees, he has X factor, skills and all the desire of a Castrato in a stripclub of chasing the opposition defenders when they get the ball. Ellen DeGeneres chased ball-carriers harder than Menzel did in 2017, which meant his good work in front of goal was counter-acted by his ability to let oppositions players rebound about as unopposed as a white guy at an NRA meeting.

He laid 5 tackles in the first 7 rounds of AFL football he played, noting he was rested in round 6 from what we don't actually know. Only in 4 games out of 17 did he register more than 1 or 0 tackles, and despite being rested twice for the year was actually dropped for Geelong's big final against Richmond. If you are dropped before finals after playing most of the year, then you have a serious problem.

We all admire his ability to overcome serious injury to play AFL football but doing one good thing in the past doesn't give you a free pass for all the shitty things you do in the future, as Aung San Suu Kyi is now finding out. Don't know who that is? Jesus, read the news sometime you Philistines.

Dan is a South Aussie and has a brother who plays for the Crows. He is also a free agent this year with Port chasing him hard to head back to his home state. Port are just like Adelaide except more efficient (by choking earlier in the finals campaign) and players want to go there, not get out.

Anyway Menzel I'm sure if you are angry at this write up and find out who I am I won't have to worry about you chasing me. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2017.

 

[El Dubya]

Player 42 - Daniel Menzel


Pictured: Daniel Menzel demonstrates his regular position whenever the opposition have the ball

Daniel Menzel is a contracted Geelong player (at least until 31 October 2017) who plays forward and kicked 40 goals.
Under normal circumstances 40 goals would be enough to get you off the Bottom 50 list, but Menzel is no ordinary player.

190cm and excellent below the knees, he has X factor, skills and all the desire of a Castrato in a stripclub of chasing the opposition defenders when they get the ball. Ellen DeGeneres chased ball-carriers harder than Menzel did in 2017, which meant his good work in front of goal was counter-acted by his ability to let oppositions players rebound about as unopposed as a white guy at an NRA meeting.

He laid 5 tackles in the first 7 rounds of AFL football he played, noting he was rested in round 6 from what we don't actually know. Only in 4 games out of 17 did he register more than 1 or 0 tackles, and despite being rested twice for the year was actually dropped for Geelong's big final against Richmond. If you are dropped before finals after playing most of the year, then you have a serious problem.

We all admire his ability to overcome serious injury to play AFL football but doing one good thing in the past doesn't give you a free pass for all the shitty things you do in the future, as Aung San Suu Kyi is now finding out. Don't know who that is? Jesus, read the news sometime you Philistines.

Dan is a South Aussie and has a brother who plays for the Crows. He is also a free agent this year with Port chasing him hard to head back to his home state. Port are just like Adelaide except more efficient (by choking earlier in the finals campaign) and players want to go there, not get out.

Anyway Menzel I'm sure if you are angry at this write up and find out who I am I won't have to worry about you chasing me. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2017.

Sadly accurate. We had so much faith in Menz, you ****ing lazy prick.

 

[Wosh]

Port are just like Adelaide except more efficient (by choking earlier in the finals campaign)

Lel clever

 

[TedDougChris]

Nice backhander to both SA clubs....

 

[juice t]

“190cm and excellent below the knees”

 

[A Cut Above]

Anyway Menzel I'm sure if you are angry at this write up and find out who I am I won't have to worry about you chasing me.

 

[El Dubya]

The best part is, Menzel is absolutely the flog who keeps a Big Footy account to keep track on how he's being talked about.

 

[A Cut Above]

The best part is, Menzel is absolutely the flog who keeps a Big Footy account to keep track on how he's being talked about.

If you're reading this Daniel, if there was an award for Selfish Act Of The Year your shot for goal from 70m in the Adelaide prelim would win it hands down.

 

[Freofalcon]

Didn't realise how much Kersten looks like Jack Darling.

 

[sonnywalters]

Castrato in a stripclub of chasing the opposition defenders when they get the ball. Ellen DeGeneres chased ball-carriers harder than Menzel did in 2017, which meant his good work in front of goal was counter-acted by his ability to let oppositions players rebound about as unopposed as a white guy at an NRA meeting.

Cannot believe anyone dares question Moffra.
As brilliant as ever.
Classics.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Cannot believe anyone dares question Moffra.
As brilliant as ever.
Classics.

You're a 2nd A from John Butcher territory.

 

[jdz101]

man not fletch

 

[SCRAY72]

Quite enjoying it so far, very amusing.
Only second in laughs to people calling for a first rounder for Aaron Francis.

 

[sonnywalters]

There sure was a lot more enthusiasm last year for some reason

Number 1's gotta go to Mofra.

Thread well down on previous years in all catergories.

Lameee

Jesus christ. Free entertainment. You pay nothing for the service provided. Moffra puts in a huge effort. Moffra is a god among men.
And you bag him?
Jesus. What is wrong with some people.

 

[NorthernLights]

Cannot believe anyone dares question Moffra.
As brilliant as ever.
Classics.

Jesus christ. Free entertainment. You pay nothing for the service provided. Moffra puts in a huge effort. Moffra is a god among men.
And you bag him?
Jesus. What is wrong with some people.

Packedlunch get in here, I’ve caught a Mofra benny.

 

[Art Corvelay]

Packedlunch get in here, I’ve caught a Mofra benny.

Even Beethoven had his critics. See if you can name three of them.