Saints have got a jr Basketballer on their list. We get to say the we have the tallest player in the AFL....i think he's ...um ..not going to qualify for this list.....ever.
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Saints have got a jr Basketballer on their list. We get to say the we have the tallest player in the AFL....i think he's ...um ..not going to qualify for this list.....ever.
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Shame. Canadian ice hockey is a winner. None of this ‘jumper-punches’ bullshit.
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I'm not sure if Channel 7 commentators have ever mentioned it, but Christian Petracca and Luke Jackson were elite junior basketballers.
We've also got Austin Bradtke, who is the son of former Boomer Mark Bradtke.
We've also got Austin Bradtke, who is the son of former Boomer Mark Bradtke.
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I hear Phil Smythe is Paul Chapman’s illegitimate father.
About the same amount of times as when they once said Todd Viney beat Boris Becker in a tennis match.
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Why is it that all AFL players who were elite junior basketballers are soft?
MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE
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Is Carlton's entire list made up of elite junior basketballers?
I give you Mark Blicavs, Josh Jenkins..
hawkman
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Wasn't Roughead an elite junior basketballer? Not sure anyone is calling him soft
I think Hugh Greenwood goes ok. As does Tom Doedee.
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Player #45 - Matt Parker
Pictured: Did anyone else look at this photo and think 'I bet they're vegan?'
Matt Parker is a former St Kilda player who was known as "MP-400" in his time at the Saints, which is the second-worst nickname for former St Kilda player in recent memory. The first of course being "Defendant 2196B" but he and his blue hoodie have long since retired.
Matt was delisted at the end of 2020 and found himself back at South Fremantle, where he caught the eye of Richmond scouts who were hoping to fill a list need at the mid-season draft. Mofra's spies manged to hack the Richmond mainframe:
...and download the Richmond mid-season draftee criteria:
Matt is out of contract this year but is expected to be offered a contract as soon as Richmond's Football Department get Brooke's approval for the deal.
Matt "MP-400" Parker, one day we might find out why you gave yourself a nickname that is a also given to a computer component. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2021.
Pictured: Did anyone else look at this photo and think 'I bet they're vegan?'
Matt Parker is a former St Kilda player who was known as "MP-400" in his time at the Saints, which is the second-worst nickname for former St Kilda player in recent memory. The first of course being "Defendant 2196B" but he and his blue hoodie have long since retired.
Matt was delisted at the end of 2020 and found himself back at South Fremantle, where he caught the eye of Richmond scouts who were hoping to fill a list need at the mid-season draft. Mofra's spies manged to hack the Richmond mainframe:
...and download the Richmond mid-season draftee criteria:
- Can't use chopsticks
- Not 'under the thumb'
- Knows the difference between 'less than 5kms' and 'more than 5kms'
- Does not list their favourite food as 'a 2am kebab outside a strip joint'
- Believes in the sanctity of marriage, which is traditionally between a coach and a series of progressively younger women
Matt is out of contract this year but is expected to be offered a contract as soon as Richmond's Football Department get Brooke's approval for the deal.
Matt "MP-400" Parker, one day we might find out why you gave yourself a nickname that is a also given to a computer component. Welcome to the Bottom 50 for 2021.
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Steven Baker is making some mighty fine efforts to get Zucced and probably is on an ASIO watchlist.
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She looks too healthy to be vegan but I bet it’s just the filter.
76woodenspooners
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The ‘MP-400 probably refers to the Cray computer in the ‘80’s from the XMP series. It was pretty famous for having the biggest MegaFLOP performance, although somebody probably thought that was a typo.
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I thought Richmond’s 2021 title defense was the biggest megaFLOP performance
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Did someone say “succession plan”..?
Oh yes, I forgot about that...
I thought Hawthorn’s Clarko-Mitchell succession plan was the biggest megaFLOP performance
I thought Hawthorn’s Clarko-Mitchell succession plan was the biggest megaFLOP performance
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Remains to be seen if it can live up to the very high bar Collingwould set on the topic.
Already costing them $900k next year and their assistants jumping ship, I'd say it's off to a good start
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A fair point, given that everyone was rejecting it, the Collingwood coaching job would be considered inferior to being an assistant at Hawthorn so could be classed as jumping ship
Oops . DFA now.
Strengths. Being tall , above average height.
Weaknesses. Lack of shortness. Everything else.
