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Saturday, 5 March 2016
23:45 Spurs v Arsenal
Of ***** and Cannons, this North London Derby is going to be the most heated one yet as a long-awaited title is on the line as the winner takes up arms for the big fight, while the loser gets blinded by the other's shadow.
Totally fitting music for an Old Timey Battle:
23:45 Spurs v Arsenal
Of ***** and Cannons, this North London Derby is going to be the most heated one yet as a long-awaited title is on the line as the winner takes up arms for the big fight, while the loser gets blinded by the other's shadow.
Totally fitting music for an Old Timey Battle:
Sunday, 6 March 2016
02:00 Chelsea v Stoke
02:00 Everton v West Ham
02:00 Man City v Aston Villa
02:00 Newcastle v Bournemouth
02:00 Southampton v Sunderland
02:00 Swansea v Norwich
04:30 Watford v Leicester
Monday, 7 March 2016
00:30 Crystal Palace v Liverpool
03:00 West Brom v Man Utd
Table
Stat Leaders
I warned you title contenders, the road is still full of danger. For those that are trying to predict the final tallies and who has the best run, you can stick your predictions up your Arsenal, because the only thing that matters is the now. For all we know, West Ham can come out all guns blazing and wins the title, Payet style. Every opponent is difficult, this is the Premier League, even Villa can wreck your plans.
The big match here is the North vs South derby, err, I mean the North London derby. Sure, it looks like the Spurs has got this easy, especially now that Arsenal's first choice keeper has Ceched out after actually attempting to run, lazy keepers. But as United has shown, even when reduced to a weaker team, they're still just as dangerous as they try to prove a point. You could absolutely dominate an opponent, only to concede a stupid free kick and concede a wonder goal, and still draw/lose the game. No, I'm not referring to any events in the past, why do you ask? Pulis sucks, Welbeck's overrated, and Deeney Day is just silly. Oh, and him and Ighalo are clearly not on speaking terms these days.
Ahem. We've also got Liverpool's bogey team in Palace, and if Palace can't get a win here, who knows where exactly they'll get their next win. Cue the Geordies having a right old laugh. This is some Carver-like stuff right there (Wait a tic... in that 4-4-2oons video, Pardew brings in Carver as a coach... oh crap.)
Weirdly, if I had to pick the best match, I think it's Southampton-Sunderland, something about this match suggests to me that something big is going to happen, especially considering the state of the two clubs (on a related note, why the heck do they both have the same away shirt?) Everton-West Ham also promises to be a corker, I think this is most likely the first choice of many, and there's good reason why. I think that one will be high scoring.
Today's poll, alright, you knew it was coming, North London Derby and all. However, this isn't a
'Pick a Winner,' it's a question of what are we all going to celebrate this season. As you know, Arsenal have the age old tradition of St Totteringham's Day, AKA the day where it is mathematically impossible for the Spurs to over take them. Technically something that has occurred since 1996. Yes, the last time Tottenham were ahead of Arsenal in the League, Everton won their last trophy. The actual day orginated sometime in the noughties as an 'age old tradition.' Now, it seems that a score later, maybe we're on the verge of the first ever time that Tottenham finally get one over, and perhaps in a very critical way as the title is on the line. I have dubbed the day 'Lord Woolwichton's Eve' as a way to represent Arsenal's humble beginnings. The title Lord represents the rank that Arsenal strives to acheive as they become an esteemed member of the House of Lords. Eve? Well, it just has that festive feel about it.
Anyway, what are we celebrating this year? The age old tradition, or the once in a blue moon (not that blue moon, although it was just as dramatic) event that might become a more common occurrence?
Have at it!
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