Manchester United Thread

[Crimson King]

Why can't these fools finish chances for once ffs

 

[Crimson King]

Big Z! Fantastic ball from Bruno.

 

[RPCB]

We are going to fall arse backwards into the CL from 17th, aren’t we?

 

[RPCB]

We are going to fall arse backwards into the CL from 17th, aren’t we?

Dickhead.

 

[Crimson King]

****ing hell Onana. Just drop yourself man.

 

[BomberManU]

Oh, Onana.

 

[Crimson King]

That should be the last game he plays for the club really. Honestly, what a bottler.

 

[RPCB]

Onana ****ed up again? Can’t wait to watch the highlights later.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Should’ve been a 2-0 away win, but again that absolute potato we have in goal gifts them 2 goals so it ends 2-2.

Can’t move him on quick enough, Matic must be laughing his ass off.

 

[RPCB]

Just saw the goals. You can only shake your head at this point.

 

[manureid]

It was absolutely bound to happen. Meanwhile De gea is one of the best keepers currently in Italy.

 

[Punchy Bassett]

My ten year old lad keeps better than Onana

 

[Lach72]

****ing hell Onana. Just drop yourself man.

A fat 52 year old Mark Bosnich, coked up and eating pies, would be currently better than Onana.

Never seen such a ****ing potato

 

[RPCB]

Bloody awesome that by the week I go from Mitch McGovern

11

Mitch Mcgovern

Age

30

Ht

190cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.1

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

2.9

3star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.2

4star

MG

189.8

3star

D

7.6

2star

K

6.5

3star

HB

1.1

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.9

3star

MG

179.6

3star

D

10.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.0

5star

MG

218.0

4star

to Andrew Onana to Jesse Motlop to Andre Onana to Nick Haynes

26

Nick Haynes

Age

32

Ht

192cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.4

4star

K

11.4

4star

HB

4.9

4star

M

6.2

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

326.8

4star

D

17.4

4star

K

13.9

5star

HB

3.5

2star

M

8.0

5star

T

1.5

2star

MG

326.8

5star

D

7.8

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.2

4star

to Sam Walsh

18

Sam Walsh

Age

24

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

with a broken back to Andre Onana to Zac Williams to Andre Onana to…. well, you get the point.

It never ends.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Thank **** Onana is finally dropped, long overdue, and shouldn’t play again this season, first player sold in the summer thanks.

There’s also some talk that Italian clubs, in particular Juventus, could be interested in Hojlund. I’ve wanted him to do well, and being so young and expected to come in and lead the attack for United wasn’t the way to go but I don’t think he’s going to make it, so have no issues if he’s sold in the summer. We need to bring in an experienced striker though.

 

[Crimson King]

Good boy Nacho.

 

[Crimson King]

Zirkzee out with a hamstring injury. Sucks as he has been playing well.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

4-1, no surprise, Newcastle vastly superior.

 

[UnitedWarrior93]

Anyway, probably going to finish 17th which is disgraceful, and I should be fuming but I’m not, I’ve never felt so disconnected from the club, just a feeling of emptiness.

Club is dead, INEOS bailing out the Glazers was the nail in the coffin.

 

[pantskyle]

The mistakes leading to goals this morning were incredible.

 

[RPCB]

Just saw the goals. ****ing hell, we are a rabble.

That Garnacho goal celebration sums him up and all the other average footballers at this club. Do one good thing, think you’re king shit and proceed to lose 4-1. **** off.

 

[manureid]

Was about to say, at least the goalkeeper was not at fault for any goals as I was watching the highlights.... then the 4th goal....

 

[pantskyle]

Just saw the goals. ****ing hell, we are a rabble.

That Garnacho goal celebration sums him up and all the other average footballers at this club. Do one good thing, think you’re king shit and proceed to lose 4-1. **** off.

In fairness he came off before the last two goals were scored, we were still in the game at that point.

 

[RPCB]

In fairness he came off before the last two goals were scored, we were still in the game at that point.

I just hate what we’ve become. Nothing excites me about this club anymore.

 

[pantskyle]

I just hate what we’ve become. Nothing excites me about this club anymore.

Yeah it's dire.