timtamWB
Resident Biscuit
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his pants.
Bartender says, "Hey! Did you know you have a steering wheel coming out of your pants?"
Pirate says, "Aye! It's drivin' me nuts!"
But why is it a pirate? Is it like a ship's wheel, because that would be hilariously big. If it was more like a car's steering wheel, then why does a pirate have a car steering wheel? It's the completely wrong time period.
So many unanswered questions!