Event Kittens: The Grand Re-Opening!

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omgfridge said:
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Bonz said:
How about co-owning?

Free one on one treatment for life.

Just... Join the Furies?
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He is.

He just needs to inform insert club here that he is joining us.
 

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Bonz said:
Also an absolute honour to join the Furies for S39.

We have definitely been flirting around with each other for a while now, but they have finally learnt how to satisfy me.
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The Furries have no idea what they're in for...
 
TRUMAN#1 said:
Holy shit, The Furies are a force this off season.
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Yeah, now maybe YOU folks can bring some booze to Spotswood next trip here, instead of bribing me to helping yourselves from Elton Johns Wig's wine cellar.
 
ShaunDuggan said:
Ladies, gentlemen and ClarkeM, no, it is not groundhog day. And yes, yet another thread from ShaunDuggan

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I'd like to welcome you all to the grand reopening of the new and improved Kittens!

Kittens was a staple under the leadership and management of Tigerturbulance , where past stalwarts like Sterge, TJASTA and Ned Flanders would frequent after a win.

The current leadership group at the Furies of James Colorado , omgfridge , Frothies Mcveigh and I, have wanted to restore some of the history back at the club. Bringing TRUMAN#1 back to the fold was the beginning.

Reopening Kittens was always on the must do list. It took the assistance of an unnamed 3rd party, but we were able to accomplish this with aplomb.

We have found the purrfect person to manage the reopened Kittens and he brings a fresh attitude to running the business.

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He guarantees for you to be thirsty on arrival!

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Thankfully, the thirst will be quenched quickly, with value for your buck offered, jumbo drinks at the ready!

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If things get a bit messy and you 'spill a drink', elite shower facilities are provided. No hidden camera. Or is there?

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If you spill a drink, you won't get in too much trouble, but if you act inappropriately to our workers, punishment will be administered.

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To ensure your safety, our management have hired some goons to handle any unwanted guests, ensuring you get maximum enjoyment from your Kittens experience.

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Speaking of enjoying your experience, if you don't have a Mrs as good as Mrs Turbo , you don't want any incriminating evidence on your monthly statements, cash only at Kittens. This is good for you, and it's good for the Kittens team and tax purposes.

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Furies Full Forward Bonz welcomes you to Kittens!

Enjoy.
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Censored kittens is best kittens.

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Event Kittens: The Grand Re-Opening!

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