Game Has your club ever been so shit , The Age ran a 3-part story investigating why?

[frggr]

Is this deflection from Geepong having their salary cap investigated?

Yes, Jake Niall's three part story that's taken 12 months to put together is all part of the diversion plan

 

[T2B_]

Yes, Jake Niall's three part story that's taken 12 months to put together is all part of the diversion plan

Just the timing of this fred is, y'know

 

[V_23]

Yes, Jake Niall's three part story that's taken 12 months to put together is all part of the diversion plan

 

[frggr]

Just the timing of this fred is, y'know

....shortly after the first article was published?

 

[FurTheWin]

From where I'm sitting

This is a Carlolton thread, Scrotes.
Please try and focus.
You're playing Carlolton this week for goodness sake

All those millions paid out to the coaches they've sacked...
That's the sort of thing that should be audited

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Guys want to be Carlton.
Girls want to be with Carlton.

Gordon Ramsey wants to coach Carlscum because he's envious of your wooden spoon collection

11,000 days coming up this September

 

[T2B_]

....shortly after the first article was published?

Dont throw facts at me

 

[frggr]

Politics, pokies and power: The secret meetings and messy exits among Carlton’s elite

It’s 30 years since Carlton’s most recent flag. In the second part of an in-depth investigation, we reveal a secret approach to a master coach from the house of Raheen.

www.theage.com.au

Part 2 is out!

 

[the avoca drover]

Lol @ Carlolton

 

[Drunkcat]

Tankers are saved by their very lenient, bottom 4-like fixture. Will be found out first week of finals again, unfortunately.

Who would have thought coll and Carl the big rivals, now would Carlton even still be a big rival to Coll they have left you for dead now lol.

 

[Drunkcat]

Is this deflection from Geepong having their salary cap investigated?

We laugh we are clean and just run a good club, and some poor club as jumped up and down, because they could not run a brothel.

 

[Dinsdale]

Can someone just summarise the articles?

 

[T2B_]

Can someone just summarise the articles?

Carlton were shit because they cheated, recovered badly because of being ran badly and living in the past etc, the end.

 

[jannissary]

wow, this is an interesting read. i'm glad i don't support a poorly run club that's had nothing but consistent performances over the past 25 years

 

[Chronz]

wow, this is an interesting read. i'm glad i don't support a poorly run club that's had nothing but consistent performances over the past 25 years

It could always be worse, inagine if you were a Carlank supporter.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Is this deflection from Geepong having their salary cap investigated?

If you're trying to investigate 3rd party payments by auditing Geelong's books you might just be going nowhere

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Excluding flags they've bought or they were over the cap for, that drought may in fact be over a century long.

I know deep down in your heart, it must really grind your Bulldogs gears that Sir Patrick Cripps has two brownlow medals and Chris Grant and Bont-Fart-Smellt zilch

#ClassyCollo

 

[frggr]

Can't wait for Part 3 tomorrow - right before Carlton's grand final

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Can't wait for Part 3 tomorrow - right before Carlton's grand final

No one cares about the shit articles written in a rag owned by this gastropod

#PeterGarettWasRight

 

[StackedHunch]

Saw Ange Christou in Woolies last night. Poor guy is showing the strain of 30 years of disappointment, and most likely 30 years of being inundated with requests for corporates events and sportsman's nights, being one of a handful players associated with Carlton's most recent success.


*also probably weighed down by the second-hand embarrassment of Carlton fans recycling his trademark woof for that poor man's Christou who resembles YouTube's most famous kebab reviewer.

 

[JustaBattler]

I enjoy being a member and supporter of the greatest AFL Club if Carlton fartz could be bottled - the opposition would buy it as perfume.

 

[Mofra]

I know deep down in your heart, it must really grind your Bulldogs gears that Sir Patrick Cripps has two brownlow medals and Chris Grant and Bont-Fart-Smellt zilch

#ClassyCollo

That's "Premiership Medal" Bontempelli to you.
He won it in 2016.

Google it, noob

 

[Coach_Required]

We are still in your mind 1995.
Ahahahah.
Brownness, couch, ablett Ahahahah.
Ahhhhh.
Now I have a chubby.

If you're that old, you'd be lying about having a chubby old fart.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

I wouldn’t read too much into it Bluebaggers, as they say “todays newspaper is tomorrows brown paper bag.”

 

[JustaBattler]

Lol @ Carlolton

Watch out for the comeback boofhead!