Current Grave Robbing - Footscray

[jason_recliner]

This thread is dying.

They'll try to bury this.

 

[Kurve]

An arrest has been made.

He's made a grave mistake

 

[BomberManU]

He's made a grave mistake

Yes, got a-head of himself

 

[jason_recliner]

Enough is enough. He's innocent until proven guilty, of corpse.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

These puns are putting you in grave danger.
It's the quick and the dead here.

 

[utility]

These puns are putting you in grave danger.

You may be punished.

 

[Kurve]

This thread's lost the plot

 

[utility]

This thread's lost the plot

Is that supposed to be cryptic?

 

[GreyCrow]

I heard they found him skullking behind some head stones

 

[rdhopkins2]

How much will be be coffin up in fines and court charges?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Deceased's relatives will have a bone to pick with him.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Deceased's relatives will have a bone to pick with him.

Let's hope they have no skeletons in their closet.

 

[jason_recliner]

The atmosphere in his cell while on remand has been described as funereal.

 

[utility]

The atmosphere in his cell while on remand has been decribed as funereal.

Dead quiet?

 

[Cookie]

EFA

From the Age:

A man (Tristan Hearne) accused of removing body parts from two human corpses at a suburban cemetery has died before facing court.
The death is not being treated as suspicious.

 

[BigPond101]

From the Hun:

A man accused of removing body parts from two human corpses at a suburban cemetery has died before facing court.
The death is not being treated as suspicious.

When the police caught him he already had one foot in the grave

 

[jason_recliner]

EFA

From the Age:

A man (Tristan Hearne) accused of removing body parts from two human corpses at a suburban cemetery has died before facing court.
The death is not being treated as suspicious.

The very definition of delicious irony.

 

[Cookie]

The very definition of delicious irony.

RIP, poor bugger was not right in the head.

 

[craffles]

Lung failure from a transplant.