Banter Geelong V Richmond - GO!

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Who are the GOATS?

  • Selwood

    Votes: 104 39.2%
  • Dusty

    Votes: 167 63.0%
  • Hawkins

    Votes: 86 32.5%
  • J. Riewoldt

    Votes: 65 24.5%
  • C.Scott

    Votes: 74 27.9%
  • Hardwick

    Votes: 73 27.5%

  • Total voters
    265

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Keep it clean and above the shorts
Off topic rubbish clogging up match threads will be moved here, knock yourselves out.

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****ing dumb question. Putting a team in no mans land for the next decade rests squarely with the Richmond Football Club. Trading out contracted experienced players. The clean out at Richmond in the past year or so has been astounding

You don’t even know where no man’s land is. That’s where you guys will be.

Bottom 4 is rebuilding, just missing the 8 is no man’s land cause you don’t make finals or get good picks.

Don’t worry you’ll know what I mean soon enough.
 
You don’t even know where no man’s land is. That’s where you guys will be.

Bottom 4 is rebuilding, just missing the 8 is no man’s land cause you don’t make finals or get good picks.

Don’t worry you’ll know what I mean soon enough.
Since when have Cats needed high pucks? Seriously? We've had about 2 in 18 years. Lawson Humphries was pick 63. Rising Star, Ollie Dempsey was a rookie draft.

And why would Geelong fail now? Scott has turned over two full teams in his tenure and missed finals twice in 13 years

I wish Tigers well, but history suggests a team doing a full rebuild is a long haul. Look at North, Carlton, Melbourne
 

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Says we are stupid for letting our good middle aged players go.

Also says we are stupid for signing one of them in Balta.

Can’t win.
Your reigning B&F, and a player touted as the best since Dusty? Or are they hacks now? Jack Graham was touted as a future captain.

Where did I say Tigers were stupid signing up Balta? Once again you lie
 
Your reigning B&F, and a player touted as the best since Dusty? Or are they hacks now? Jack Graham was touted as a future captain.

Where did I say Tigers were stupid signing up Balta? Once again you lie

They are not useful to us anymore as we are not contending. Time to cash in our profit.

If they were hacks they’d still be stuck on our list.

Do you think it was a smart move signing up Balta or not then?

Cause pretty much every Geelong supporter is bagging us for it. You guys are a monolith.
 
Since when have Cats needed high pucks? Seriously? We've had about 2 in 18 years. Lawson Humphries was pick 63. Rising Star, Ollie Dempsey was a rookie draft.

And why would Geelong fail now? Scott has turned over two full teams in his tenure and missed finals twice in 13 years

I wish Tigers well, but history suggests a team doing a full rebuild is a long haul. Look at North, Carlton, Melbourne

Lol, why lie?
 
Since when have Cats needed high pucks? Seriously? We've had about 2 in 18 years. Lawson Humphries was pick 63. Rising Star, Ollie Dempsey was a rookie draft.

And why would Geelong fail now? Scott has turned over two full teams in his tenure and missed finals twice in 13 years

I wish Tigers well, but history suggests a team doing a full rebuild is a long haul. Look at North, Carlton, Melbourne

Wisdom is chasing you but you are faster
 
They are not useful to us anymore as we are not contending. Time to cash in our profit.

If they were hacks they’d still be stuck on our list.

Do you think it was a smart move signing up Balta or not then?

Cause pretty much every Geelong supporter is bagging us for it. You guys are a monolith.
So because "pretty much every Geelong supporter" (which I don't believe) is bagging the Tigers for signing up Balta , you assume I have as well when you know I haven't? It was a good thing to keep one experienced premiership player. I've said consistently the way the Club is happily trading out contracted players is a blight. If replacing experienced players with juniors guaranteed immediate success it would be a different thing.
 
So because "pretty much every Geelong supporter" (which I don't believe) is bagging the Tigers for signing up Balta , you assume I have as well when you know I haven't? It was a good thing to keep one experienced premiership player. I've said consistently the way the Club is happily trading out contracted players is a blight. If replacing experienced players with juniors guaranteed immediate success it would be a different thing.

No trade strategy guarantees any success, including holding all contracted players. No wonder you are called Sttewpid.
 
Also how could I forget.

I think STPer is suspended but “say it ain’t so Dusty is actually staying a 1 club player”

How do you like them apples you potato. Eat it.

Yet another reason why Dusty is a greater Legend than GAJ. Ahhh 2024 has been a great year. Now time to dine out in the draft. 3-4 kids better than Holmes incoming.
 

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Also how could I forget.

I think STPer is suspended but “say it ain’t so Dusty is actually staying a 1 club player”

How do you like them apples you potato. Eat it.

Yet another reason why Dusty is a greater Legend than GAJ. Ahhh 2024 has been a great year. Now time to dine out in the draft. 3-4 kids better than Holmes incoming.

Yes we know how much you enjoyed watching all games this year.

Why do you think we are all flogging it over Max Holmes for some reason? I don’t even care if he’s that good. Fact is it won’t matter for a while if he is or isn’t.

You seem to be more concerned about it than most.

Go toss off over another prospectus for the 2037 national carnival or something 😂
 
Oh well if a teenager is touted as something, then he will be.

Nothing will prevent that happening
It’s not like the club has not had any disastrous top draft picks LOL!
 
Yes we know how much you enjoyed watching all games this year.

Why do you think we are all flogging it over Max Holmes for some reason? I don’t even care if he’s that good. Fact is it won’t matter for a while if he is or isn’t.

You seem to be more concerned about it than most.

Go toss off over another prospectus for the 2037 national carnival or something 😂

I’m more concerned about Geelong not making finals. I need my yearly dose of Geelong finals exists to fill my tear mug.
 
The best player drafted with a Richmond first rounder in the past decade is Max Holmes

That would actually be funny if it wasn't St Kilda's first rounder.


2020 draft

Max Holmes = Saints first round pick

Matthew Allison = Tigers first round pick

Brayden Cook = Cats first round pick

2021 draft

Joshua Gibcus = Richmond's first round pick

Tom Brown = Geelong's first round pick
 
That would actually be funny if it wasn't St Kilda's first rounder.


2020 draft

Max Holmes = Saints first round pick

Matthew Allison = Tigers first round pick

Brayden Cook = Cats first round pick

2021 draft

Joshua Gibcus = Richmond's first round pick

Tom Brown = Geelong's first round pick
It was attached to the Tigers at one point and Holmes is easily the best of that bunch of players
 
It was attached to the Tigers at one point and Holmes is easily the best of that bunch of players

Max Holmes = zero flags

Traded from Cats to Tigers in recent years: Josh Caddy, pick 53(Jack Graham) = 4 flags

And what's this? The pick with which Richmond got both Coleman-Jones and Noah Balta....was attached to Geelong at one point. CCJ provides one of the Taranto picks, and N Balta, Premiership player Esquire just signed for life.

Looks suspiciously like the Tigers are about 5 flags ahead in this game at the moment. Damn.
 
Max Holmes = zero flags

Traded from Cats to Tigers in recent years: Josh Caddy, pick 53(Jack Graham) = 4 flags

And what's this? The pick with which Richmond got both Coleman-Jones and Noah Balta....was attached to Geelong at one point. CCJ provides one of the Taranto picks, and N Balta, Premiership player Esquire just signed for life.

Looks suspiciously like the Tigers are about 5 flags ahead in this game at the moment. Damn.
Nice melt, has nothing to do with Max Holmes but I acknowledge your desperation to find something.. anything to respond with.

Thanks for Holmes though
 

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