Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 800 page shitfight thread.

[Jhye Clark 13]

Stab anyone lately you mental melter

Keep repeating yourself and eventually it'll take its toll.

I love the melts, keep em' coming.

 

[JoseMourinho]

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Exactly.

 

[Josh_hawk]

In response to a bandwagoner that suggested Geelong have only been good for 5 years out of the last 50. No need to preach insecurity.

1949-2015

Okey dokey this is easy

Geelong Premierships since 1949 - 6

Hawthorn Premierships since 1949 - 13

Making this waaaaaaaay too easy loser (enjoy the H&A wins they are lovely)

 

[Waverley]

I can go earlier.

1897-2015, but this table unfortunately doesn't include spoons.

It must really upset you that we have four more premierships LOL

 

[Josh_hawk]

Keep repeating yourself and eventually it'll take its toll.

I love the melts, keep em' coming.

No really Im asking you a question...

Have you stabbed anyone lately ?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Okey dokey this is easy

Geelong Premierships since 1949 - 6

Hawthorn Premierships since 1949 - 13

Making this waaaaaaaay too easy loser (enjoy the H&A wins they are lovely)

I was asking for wooden spoon numbers silly.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

No really Im asking you a question...

Have you stabbed anyone lately ?

I've ****ed you up the arse a few times, I guess that counts.

 

[hawkman]

Plus we had to give around 1.2m (if not more) to the "equalisation fund" nonsense.

$1.35m

We also received a $2m donation that wasn't included in a profit.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

It must really upset you that we have four more premierships LOL

Absolutely not. I take none of you bandwagon plebs seriously.

 

[Waverley]

I've stuffed you up the arse a few times, I guess that counts.

Dafuq

 

[Waverley]

Absolutely not. I take none of you bandwagon plebs seriously.

I meant it must upset you that despite your "success" Hawthorn, the club you hate most has won four more flags.

Do you wanna have another stab at it?

 

[Josh_hawk]

I was asking for wooden spoon numbers silly.

Cant say they didn't happen but can say we have bent you over twice in a GF - which hurts you still I know especially as you've been on the Bay since 1949

Can also say we've won more Premierships than you and isn't that embarrassing for you - the team with more spoons than you actually has more Premierships (and 2 of them came against you) hahaha - show me that on your nice little tables....

But really have you stabbed anyone lately?

 

[Josh_hawk]

I've stuffed you up the arse a few times, I guess that counts.

Stuffed me up the arse hmm ok then - confirmed man dancer - NTTAWWT unless you've stabbed people (with a knife)

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I meant it must upset you that despite your "success" Hawthorn, the club you hate most has won four more flags.

Do you wanna have another stab at it?

Not really. I'm content proving your comrade wrong when he suggested we'd only had 5 good years out of 50.

Cant say they didn't happen but can say we have bent you over twice in a GF - which hurts you still I know especially as you've been on the Bay since 1949

Can also say we've won more Premierships than you and isn't that embarrassing for you - the team with more spoons than you actually has more Premierships (and 2 of them came against you) hahaha - show me that on your nice little tables....you gave

But really have you stabbed anyone lately?

Yet you still refuse to post those numbers.

Is it embarrassing that you gave us a 28 year head start but have still managed to be inept enough to have won 5 more spoons?

Another sore anoos over 63.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Stuffed me up the arse hmm ok then - confirmed man dancer - NTTAWWT unless you've stabbed people (with a knife)

You keep bending I'll keep taking advantage.

 

[Waverley]

Not really. I'm content proving your comrade wrong when he suggested we'd only had 5 good years out of 50.

Good for you.

We're content with the premierships (and being vastly superior on and off the field).

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Good for you.

We're content with the premierships (and being vastly superior on and off the field).

That's obvious... look at your membership numbers lately.

Your melting during those 12 straight was a sight to behold though.

As will your disappearance fairly soon.

 

[bombersfan4000]

so the whorks
still need to sell home games, receive hand outs from the AFL and tax payer and be in the top bracket in revenue from pokes, renting a facility for $ person from the AFL
what is it 4 premierships in 8 years.
how will those whorks survive when the grand finals appearances stop, give it 5 or so years it will be merger talks again

 

[Josh_hawk]

Not really. I'm content proving your comrade wrong when he suggested we'd only had 5 good years out of 50.


Yet you still refuse to post those numbers.

Is it embarrassing that you gave us a 28 year head start but have still managed to be inept enough to have won 5 more spoons?

Another sore anoos over 63.

What are you talking about you confirmed man dancer

I know you were heading up the Bay in 63 so I get it you beat us and thats nice for you

But 2 is bigger than 1 - you know that yeah or do your psychopathic tendencies not allow you to count?














PS Have you stabbed anyone lately ?

 

[Elite Master]

Geelong63, this is poor.

 

[A Cut Above]

I can go earlier.

1897-2015, but this table unfortunately doesn't include spoons.

I can't decide if you're more obsessed with Hawthorn, stats or knives.

 

[bombersfan4000]

Good for you.

We're content with the premierships (and being vastly superior on and off the field).

off field!
the whorks the ultimate welfare, rent a club!

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I can't decide if you're more obsessed with Hawthorn, stats or knives.

I started following Hawthorn after they won the premiership in 83.

Now I know why the knives keep coming out.

 

[Josh_hawk]

so the whorks
still need to sell home games, receive hand outs from the AFL and tax payer and be in the top bracket in revenue from pokes, renting a facility for $ person from the AFL
what is it 4 premierships in 8 years.
how will those whorks survive when the grand finals appearances stop, give it 5 or so years it will be merger talks again

.........and the bummers wack up god knows what and get nowhere - infact go backwards at a great expense. you all love a bit of history - well heres a prediction for you - in 50 years people will still talk about the Bummers drug scandal

Absolute rabble of a club down at Tullamarine

 

[dean31]

I can go earlier.

1897-2015, but this table unfortunately doesn't include spoons.

well I see it more like this.

Despite Geelong getting a 30 odd year
head-start on the Hawks it still reads
Hawks 13 >>>>> Geelong 9.

Now if I take that a bit further applying the law of averages the Hawks average a premiership win every 6.92 years. Give the Hawks another 30 years and thats an additional 4 premierships.
Hawks win yet again.