Banter FOOTY Banter! - Who will be better in 2025? Carlton or Collingwood Part 6

[Worm4]

Poor kids.

There should be laws against forcing your kid to support a shit team.

It's pretty easy really . Kids are very easily influenced and they ask a lot of questions. An example is my nephew when he was 4 years old back a decade ago - he asks who the most successful club is in the AFL, im going to choose them. And voila, we have a Carlton supporter on board.
He is now 12, and has a pure hatred for all things but Carlton and its beautiful to see considering his mother is a mad pies supporter. If anything , he could have chosen Richmond and been content with that. Collingwood - meh, 3 flags in my lifetime and then some , doesn't exude a team of sustained success in any language and at least my nephew, plus many other of his mates, know this.
When we go past Vic Park on the train, he laughs at the stadium. He thinks Collingwood is scummy when he looks at that real estate. Love it

 

[Corn Cobbers]

It's pretty easy really . Kids are very easily influenced and they ask a lot of questions. An example is my nephew when he was 4 years old back a decade ago - he asks who the most successful club is in the AFL, im going to choose them. And voila, we have a Carlton supporter on board.
He is now 12, and has a pure hatred for all things but Carlton and its beautiful to see considering his mother is a mad pies supporter. If anything , he could have chosen Richmond and been content with that. Collingwood - meh, 3 flags in my lifetime and then some , doesn't exude a team of sustained success in any language and at least my nephew, plus many other of his mates, know this.
When we go past Vic Park on the train, he laughs at the stadium. He thinks Collingwood is scummy when he looks at that real estate. Love it

What a lucky kid

 

[Scritchyscroony]

It's pretty easy really . Kids are very easily influenced and they ask a lot of questions. An example is my nephew when he was 4 years old back a decade ago - he asks who the most successful club is in the AFL, im going to choose them. And voila, we have a Carlton supporter on board.
He is now 12, and has a pure hatred for all things but Carlton and its beautiful to see considering his mother is a mad pies supporter. If anything , he could have chosen Richmond and been content with that. Collingwood - meh, 3 flags in my lifetime and then some , doesn't exude a team of sustained success in any language and at least my nephew, plus many other of his mates, know this.
When we go past Vic Park on the train, he laughs at the stadium. He thinks Collingwood is scummy when he looks at that real estate. Love it

OMG You are proud of the suffering you have caused that poor kid. I'm sickened!

How did he enjoy the final game of 2022? Owen 60? McGovern's hero moment? Nicky D's goal in the final minute? Round 1 this year?

The horror!! Poor bugger!

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

OMG You are proud of the suffering you have caused that poor kid. I'm sickened!

How did he enjoy the final game of 2022? Owen 60? McGovern's hero moment? Nicky D's goal in the final minute? Round 1 this year?

The horror!! Poor bugger!

Scritchy you really need to work on your troll. Boring efforts from you lately campaigner

 

[Fadge]

What a lucky kid

I wonder if he's ever said 'Uncle Wormy, do you think I will ever see Carlton beat Collingwood in a game where the result is meaningful for the Pies?'

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

I wonder if he's ever said 'Uncle Wormy, do you think I will ever see Carlton beat Collingwood in a game where the result is meaningful for the Pies?'

Fun fact for u Fudger, no living human being has seen Collingwood beat Carlton in a grand final. Many have seen the Blues beat the Pie though.

 

[Fadge]

Fun fact for u Fudger, no living human being has seen Collingwood beat Carlton in a grand final. Many have seen the Blues beat the Pie though.

Sick Flex.

But what about the poor children?

Another fun fact - more than 50% of the Australian population aren't old enough to have 'vivid memories' of Carlton winning a premiership.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Sick Flex.

But what about the poor children?

Im sure they can survive a few lean years. Builds resilience.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Scritchy you really need to work on your troll. Boring efforts from you lately campaigner

Ok well you're not supposed to be enjoying my contributions so I'm getting something right.

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Sick Flex.

But what about the poor children?

They never think of the children.

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

Ok well you're not supposed to be enjoying my contributions so I'm getting something right.

They're just a bit meh at the minute, not even all that dislikable. You can do better Scritcher...

 

[Fadge]

They never think of the children.

Don't you just love their mad flex - 'Yeah, well Carlton haven't played in a Grand Final for more than two decades, meaning you haven't had the opportunity to beat us in one! So there!'

 

[Scritchyscroony]

They're just a bit meh at the minute, not even all that dislikable. You can do better Scritcher...

You're just not liking it because we are pointing out the suffering of the Carlton children.

 

[Fadge]

You're just not liking it because we are pointing out the suffering of the Carlton children.

When I first read his yarn, I read it like this:

...And voila, we have a Carlton supporter on board.
He is now 12, and has a pure hatred for all things Carlton...

Which didn't surprise me one bit.

And isn't it cute that they look on at Richmond adoringly? 'There's a great example of a club that can be a mediocre laughing stock for more than three decades, and finally have a brief moment in the sun...'

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

You're just not liking it because we are pointing out the suffering of the Carlton children.

Children? Who would give a toss about them?

 

[Scritchyscroony]

When I first read his yarn, I read it like this:

Which didn't surprise me one bit.

And isn't it cute that they look on at Richmond adoringly? 'There's a great example of a club that can be a mediocre laughing stock for more than three decades, and finally have a brief moment in the sun...'

I read it exactly the same. Had to re read.

Yeah I thought Richmond's 36 year premiership drought was the pinnacle of embarrassing ineptitude. But then along came Carlton.

 

[Worm4]

I wonder if he's ever said 'Uncle Wormy, do you think I will ever see Carlton beat Collingwood in a game where the result is meaningful for the Pies?'

I dont take him to Collingwood games as looking at pies supporters is traumatic enough for him.
Reckons tattoos and lack of teeth is something he doesnt relate to

 

[Corn Cobbers]

I dont take him to Collingwood games as looking at pies supporters is traumatic enough for him.
Reckons tattoos and lack of teeth is something he doesnt relate to

... as well as a fan base enjoying a day at the footy

 

[Worm4]

You're just not liking it because we are pointing out the suffering of the Carlton children.

My children don't suffer. They have a good education, food on the table each day, a warm bed at night, a backyard they can play in, the latest games and devices to keep them entertained - no, theyre not suffering at all.

 

[Pleasedontfail11]

My children don't suffer. They have a good education, food on the table each day, a warm bed at night, a backyard they can play in, the latest games and devices to keep them entertained - no, theyre not suffering at all.

So if they are bad, do they have to watch a Carlton game?

 

[Pleasedontfail11]

So we can't see who voted for Carlton in the thread any more. My guess is that certain posters didn't like getting called out.

 

[Cyclops]

It's pretty easy really . Kids are very easily influenced and they ask a lot of questions. An example is my nephew when he was 4 years old back a decade ago - he asks who the most successful club is in the AFL, im going to choose them. And voila, we have a Carlton supporter on board.
He is now 12, and has a pure hatred for all things but Carlton and its beautiful to see considering his mother is a mad pies supporter. If anything , he could have chosen Richmond and been content with that. Collingwood - meh, 3 flags in my lifetime and then some , doesn't exude a team of sustained success in any language and at least my nephew, plus many other of his mates, know this.
When we go past Vic Park on the train, he laughs at the stadium. He thinks Collingwood is scummy when he looks at that real estate. Love it

...now lets ask him about flags in his lifetime

 

[Worm4]

So we can't see who voted for Carlton in the thread any more. My guess is that certain posters didn't like getting called out.

Call me out. I'm sticking fat.

 

[Worm4]

...now lets ask him about flags in his lifetime

Newsflash - he doesnt care. Between us, we've seen 5.

 

[CarmenSandiego]

OMG You are proud of the suffering you have caused that poor kid. I'm sickened!

How did he enjoy the final game of 2022? Owen 60? McGovern's hero moment? Nicky D's goal in the final minute? Round 1 this year?

The horror!! Poor bugger!

Teaches them resilience.

Which the younger generation need a whole lot of! You lot are killing this country