Finals Bantz - West Coast vs Port Power- First Elimination Final

[Stryke]

Would be great to see you lot come over ala the Tiges fans in 2014. That was a great atmosphere. Until the game started...

Plus the mining bubble has burst so makes it hard for you to travel.

 

[Xsess]

Qu. What's the definition of a Port Adelaide Virgin?

A. A girl who can run faster than her dad and her brothers.

 

[FatPizza]

We're in the eight just play the East Perth ressies and let the boys rest up for a real contender

Ha ha, you fell into the eight because the dumb Cows rested players.

If only Talia and Walker hadn't played against you lot, you might've only lost by 50.

 

[Suma Magic]

 

[Suma Magic]

^^
Just helping you Port boys out, covering up for the lack of quality bants.

 

[the early bird]

Remember people, we are dealing with Port Adelaide supporters here so ...

 

[Us against the rest]

We are gonna tear those pussies apart.

 

[Stryke]

Gotta remember that we are probably wary of entering a banter thread with West Coast Crows Lite.

 

[Coaster2012]

Ryder will be the difference. I'm calling Port in a close one.

 

[FatPizza]

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That is the most cringeworthy 'tradition' I've seen adopted by an AFL team in recent memory.

 

[Us against the rest]

It's hard to banter with Port, not all of their dozen members are members on Bigfooty. We should bring a couple of Eagles tarps over to help them cover the empty seats.

 

[Bob Fossil]

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Which is also how many points you lost the 2007 grand final by.

 

[Stryke]

Which is also how many points you lost the 2007 grand final by.

You guys did let Cyril win a Norm Smith on you *shudder*

 

[Woobla Stainz]

Heading over for this match. I'm going to shag all their women. And when i'm done with the players, ill go after their wives, girlfriends and boyfriends.

Hope you "Tarp" up lad.

 

[Bob Fossil]

You guys did let Cyril win a Norm Smith on you *shudder*

We forgot to break the glass in case of emergency

 

[FatPizza]

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So that's 2017 members, and 60022 days since anyone joined the club?

Note: I am aware that's almost 164 years.

 

[Stryke]

We forgot to break the glass in case of emergency

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What does Graham Cornes have to... oh wait. Nevermind.

 

[Stryke]

119

Shouldn't you be working out how to co-ordinate your flight to Adelaide via Bali?

 

[Quinz]

The only thing more pathetic than Fremantle is an off brand South Australian Fremantle that wears teal. The Port board is a frothing Crows-obsessed mess.

Just like the Dockers, they pretend there's something more "real" about their team- it's fewer fans, fishy dockworker odour and less AFL level success somehow translates to something more tangible than their bigger brothers. They kid themselves that their fans are more passionate, never leave early, that the media is full of sycophants for the other side and biased against them (5DoubleCrow, Channel Eagle).

Neither of them seem to realise that they are actually just embarrassing footnotes to rich football regions, developed in board rooms to specifically differentiate them from the existing club. Made to try and fool exactly the kind of braindead fans that they are now famous for.

12,000 tickets are still available, and given that it's the only event on in Adelaide this month the AFL must have been unlucky enough to go on sale in between dole cheque distributions. Because who would want to watch a 1996 created franchise get belted at home on Saturday twilight when you could be shooting up in a dark corner of the Rundle Mall? Hopefully they still have the number of the tarp guy.

And who the **** is Tom Jonas?

Eagles by 119.

 

[ChampRevesby]

 

[Xsess]

Shouldn't you be working out how to co-ordinate your flight to Adelaide via Bali?

Shouldn't you be working out how to keep your lights on in a stiff breeze?

 

[Jootube]

Quinz

 

[ChampRevesby]

The only thing more pathetic than Fremantle is an off brand South Australian Fremantle that wears teal. The Port board is a frothing Crows-obsessed mess.

Just like the Dockers, they pretend there's something more "real" about their team- it's fewer fans, fishy dockworker odour and less AFL level success somehow translates to something more tangible than their bigger brothers. They kid themselves that their fans are more passionate, never leave early, that the media is full of sycophants for the other side and biased against them (5DoubleCrow, Channel Eagle).

Neither of them seem to realise that they are actually just embarrassing footnotes to rich football regions, developed in board rooms to specifically differentiate them from the existing club. Made to try and fool exactly the kind of braindead fans that they are now famous for.

12,000 tickets are still available, and given that it's the only event on in Adelaide this month the AFL must have been unlucky enough to go on sale in between dole cheque distributions. Because who would want to watch a 1996 created franchise get belted at home on Saturday twilight when you could be shooting up in a dark corner of the Rundle Mall? Hopefully they still have the number of the tarp guy.

And who the **** is Tom Jonas?

Eagles by 119.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centres_in_Australia#South_Australia

 

[Stryke]

T

And who the **** is Tom Jonas?

Looks like we found Tony Jones Big Footy account....

 

[Ghossein]

Looks like we found Tony Jones Big Footy account....
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really boggles the mind


more specifically the brain stem