Favourite Simpsons Episode

[Docker_Brat]

This question is like asking 'what is your favourtie beer?'

So many great ones to choose from.

One episode that was my favourite for a long time was the one where Bart gets punished and is banned from seeing the Itchy and Scratchy movie. So many classic quotes..

Grandpa: "Mmmpfhph"
Homer: "If you don't start talking properly we'll put you in a home"
Grandpa: "You already put me in a home!"
Homer: "OK we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on 60 Minutes"
Grandpa: "I'll be good"


Homer: "There was this one time where I wanted a catchers mitt but my dad wouldn't get it for me, so I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. Doctor thought I might have brain damage."
Bart: "Dad, what's the point of this story?"
Homer: "I like stories."

 

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I hadn't seen 'Homer Goes to College' for ages until I saw it tonight, but while it isn't the best constructed episode, it's probably the funniest one I've seen.

There's virtually a laugh in it every 20 seconds. Amazing.

 

[FIGJAM]

Originally posted by dj21
Apart from the classics from the earlier seasons my favorites are the one when Homer goes to work for Scorpio...

Good call. Scorpio is a freaken legend!!

"You want sugar? Here have some!"
*Scorpio reaches into pockets and pulls out a handfull of sugar and give it to Homer*
"Sorry it's not in little packets!"

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Homer: I was enquiring as to how I might obtain some business hammocks??

 

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I hadn't seen 'Homer Goes to College' for ages until I saw it tonight, but while it isn't the best constructed episode, it's probably the funniest one I've seen.

There's virtually a laugh in it every 20 seconds. Amazing.

Certainly is a good episode:

Snake: Uh, wallet inspector.
One of the nerds: Oh, here you go. I believe that's all in order.
Snake: I can't believe that worked!
Homer: Hey...that's not the wallet inspector!

and...

Homer: Hello Dean, you're a stupid head!
Dean: Homer, is that you?
Homer: Aahhh!

and...

Marge: An A+! How did you do it?
Homer: Oh, let's just say I had help from a little magic box.
Marge: You changed your grade with a computer?
Homer: D'oh!

Also that show that Homer watches, which has that Nerdlinger with the Bra Bomb.

 

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The M-320!

Krustys' Home Pregnancy Test (Warning - may cause birth defects)

That car Homer test drives from Crazy Vaclav: Put it in the 'H'!

The Crash Test Dummy exhibit from the same episode (Mr. Plow):
Lisa: Wait, that's not a dummy!
Man: This exhibit is closed!

The Balloons that Homer gives to the Cherry Picker Operator:
Homer: These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker.
Operator: Hmm, I've already got some but they're not this nice. Deal!

The super glue that Homer gives to Bart from the same episode (Lost our Lisa)
Homer: Hope this stuff holds!

Later, when Marge reads the super glue after Bart sticks the items to his face:
In case of ingestion, consult a mortician.

Lisa: Stupid bus, it can't even go to the place it's supposed to stupid go!

 

[Bombers_Forever]

I loved last night's repeat- the Substitute Teacher. (Mr Bergstorm) and Bart running for class president! Classic!

 

[Spiritof82]

The "Tram-ap-o-lene" and Amish Barn episode "It be a fine Barn pilgrem" "Doh-eth"

 

[Magnum]

The simpsons has to be the greatest show EVER, here are some of my favourite lines from the show, I cant pick a favourite episode - too many

Marge: "homer the plant called, they said if you don't show up
tomorrow don't bother showing up on monday"

Homer: "Woohoo 4-Day weekend!!"

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Mr. Burns: "Oh meltdown is one of those annoying “buzzwords." We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus..."

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Marge: "You know, it's funny... your father and my mother both seem very lonely"

Homer: "Tee hee hee hee hee! That is funny! ..."

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Homer and government guy watching top secret government film: "...in 1945, Europe struggled to rebuild after the war."

Homer: "heheheh! Losers!"

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Apu: "Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet?"

Homer: "Bee!!!"

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Classic Stuff...