Off-topic ENGLAND ARE SHIT, Smith can GAGF

[smasha]

Our new anthem.



Warner taking a guitarists spot while on holiday.

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Which cardoon shown on an OLED TV would give Warner the idea of tampering a cricket ball with sandpaper?

Wile E Coyote was always using tools and shit to try and catch the roadrunner so I reckon it might have been that one.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Davey taking everyone down with him it seems.
As per FoxSports:

“There’s been an extraordinary development. Basically David Warner has gone rogue. He’s taken himself off the team WhatsApp and he’s had a major falling out with the fast bowlers, including Mitchell Starc,” Craddock said.

“It’s on two fronts. The first is that they believe he has given evidence to the integrity commissioner that they knew about the ball tampering. And the second is that there’s been a story published on the Channel 9 website today which quotes an “unnamed source” saying that the bowlers knew about the ball tampering.

“They (Australia’s bowlers) are blistering, to the point where I understand where one of the bowlers is thinking about approaching team management and saying ‘get him off the tour’.

 

[Laphroaig]

You've got to think that Maxwell is enjoying being sent for to take the place of the disgraced captain who publicly branded him as unsuitable to be a member of the Australian team....

 

[Starburns_]

You've got to think that Maxwell is enjoying being sent for to take the place of the disgraced captain who publicly branded him as unsuitable to be a member of the Australian team....

Bet he gets screwed again and they don’t pick him.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Bet he gets screwed again and they don’t pick him.

They won't

Burns
Renshaw
Ussie
Marsh
Handscomb
Marsh
Paine

They're gonna pick Pete first as the reserve batsman on tour and the other two are openers replacing openers.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I’m having a chat with Brett Geeves tonight, should be interesting.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

LG (OLED) have dumped Warner as a spokesman. No more cardoons for Davey.

 

[oogac]

LG (OLED) have dumped Warner as a spokesman. No more cardoons for Davey.

I saw a clip with Max Markson and he basically said they will lose millions and all their sponsorships as no one want to be associated with cheats

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

LG (OLED) have dumped Warner as a spokesman. No more cardoons for Davey.

You mean he wont be able to see how black the blacks are?

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

You mean he wont be able to see how black the blacks are?

Well, not now he's been sent home.

racist.gif etc etc

 

[QuietB]

You mean he wont be able to see how black the blacks are?

Boof will tell him - that TV is a black campaigner

 

[oogac]

 

[Yidaki]

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F#$k. Can't we give Warner a life sentence for playing. Wait a life sentence for being Australian. Leave him in SA.

 

[SaltPeter]

F#$k. Can't we give Warner a life sentence for playing. Wait a life sentence for being Australian. Leave him in SA.

Carringbush would probably suffice .. campaigner


Bay Cricket continued in Part 3:

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/bay-cricket-pt-3-england-are-shit-smith-can-gagf.1189467/

 

[David Schwarz]

Steve Smith rubbing the ball with stuff off his lips . Sunscreen perhaps. Nothing wrong with that..

Are you a wizard?