Vintage Bay Diary of a Welching Flog - A True Story Containing a Real Life Grand Final Parade Welch

Will the Flog Streak?

  • Yes

    Votes: 7 6.1%

  • No, he's a welching flog

    Votes: 80 69.6%

  • Jack Watts is more likely to bare his bum

    Votes: 28 24.3%
  • Total voters
    115

Remove this Banner Ad

Porked04 said:
I see where you're going with this Friend. I can see a lull through October and he'll be required through FOTY voting.


Typical, just shows he never planned to go through with the bet. If he did, he would've researched the route.


Let us not forget that tomorrow is a solemn day. DaVillaBlues lied to us as a Bay community. He's broken our collective trust. Let the Badge be a symbol for all to see that DaWilly is a pants on fire liar :(
Click to expand...


Nevermind porky! Wellington Parade has a nice ring to it anyways. Let's see some cheeks paraded down Wellington...medium rare!
 
Smeg Head said:
Rolled bloody gold! I almost want Croation Tiger to succeed, such his effort and dedication to his cause!
Click to expand...

Tyreboyz is the true hero of this story to balance off against DaVillageIdiot's villain.

Plugger35 said:
Who has a family BBQ on the day before the GF? Most people have a BBQ on the actual day of the game.

112927552_7b163f594e.jpg
Click to expand...

To be fair, he's a Carlton flog. They have BBQs just because these days.
 

Log in to remove this ad.

6.32pm, Friday October 2nd, 2015

Like any mummy's boy, he spent the day sobbing in her arms on the couch, not that Sooz minded. She was grateful to have him back. She loved him, for welcher or worse. He logged on and checked his profile; staring back at him was the black shiney badge. "I'm a coward" he sobbed as he lay his head on her lap. She stroked his hair, "yes sweety, you are".

--

The prison guard open the gate and with a powerful left foot, pushed the Croatian Tiger outside the gate. "D/H" he muttered as he walked away. Although he still wasn't a Mod, he was content; his enemy had been badged a welcher. He smiled and thought maybe next year will be a Goodyear for the Croatian Tiger.......



FIN


AUTHOR'S NOTE

I'd like to extend my thanks and appreciation to ALL the members of the Jane Austen Book Club for your input, suggestions and encouragement. Thanks to Detective Starburns, SMEG Head and Royals1922 for their behind-the-scenes research, Yidaki for the amazing artwork on the cover, A Cut Above, all the Officer's, other characters in the storyline for taking their role with grace and good humour and the Croatian Tiger; the one and only Tiggy Tiger.

Finally, I would like to thank my co-author DaVillaBlues for his wonderful input, comments and posts that brought the story to life.

Thanks friends :)


You've been Porked
 

(Log in to remove this ad.)

Porke"d said:
OP is a massive phag
Click to expand...
Porked, firstly welcome back mate. As a poster famous for outing morans & giving them their just desserts its important you should know that in your absence Tiggy Tiger AKA PixelTyrez -an old adversary of yours I believe- has renamed has account Catscratch and been caught posting extremely dubious photos of muscular young boys, which has led many of us to suspect one of his pastimes is fiddling.... and I don't mean of the violin kind.

Naturally that's in addition to trying to have sex with his cousin and being unable to change a tyre.
 
A Cut Above said:
Porked, firstly welcome back mate. As a poster famous for outing morans & giving them their just desserts its important you should know that in your absence Tiggy Tiger AKA PixelTyrez -an old adversary of yours I believe- has renamed has account Catscratch and been caught posting extremely dubious photos of muscular young boys, which has led many of us to suspect one of his pastimes is fiddling.... and I don't mean of the violin kind.

Naturally that's in addition to trying to have sex with his cousin and being unable to change a tyre.
Click to expand...
That's awfully kind of you ACA :thumbsu:

I apologise for my absence and previous poor behaviour. I think I never fully processed the 07 GF.

Wow, the old Croatian Tiger has gone through a makeover, odd name change. Yuck, I hope for the Bay's sake that any pictures uploaded were taken on a shit house Huawei smart-phone with limited pixels to hide any graphic content...
 
Porked04 said:
6.32pm, Friday October 2nd, 2015

Like any mummy's boy, he spent the day sobbing in her arms on the couch, not that Sooz minded. She was grateful to have him back. She loved him, for welcher or worse. He logged on and checked his profile; staring back at him was the black shiney badge. "I'm a coward" he sobbed as he lay his head on her lap. She stroked his hair, "yes sweety, you are".

--

The prison guard open the gate and with a powerful left foot, pushed the Croatian Tiger outside the gate. "D/H" he muttered as he walked away. Although he still wasn't a Mod, he was content; his enemy had been badged a welcher. He smiled and thought maybe next year will be a Goodyear for the Croatian Tiger.......



FIN


AUTHOR'S NOTE

I'd like to extend my thanks and appreciation to ALL the members of the Jane Austen Book Club for your input, suggestions and encouragement. Thanks to Detective Starburns, SMEG Head and Royals1922 for their behind-the-scenes research, Yidaki for the amazing artwork on the cover, A Cut Above, all the Officer's, other characters in the storyline for taking their role with grace and good humour and the Croatian Tiger; the one and only Tiggy Tiger.

Finally, I would like to thank my co-author DaVillaBlues for his wonderful input, comments and posts that brought the story to life.

Thanks friends :)


You've been Porked
Click to expand...
Beautiful
 

Remove this Banner Ad

Vintage Bay Diary of a Welching Flog - A True Story Containing a Real Life Grand Final Parade Welch

Similar threads

crazywildhorse
  • Poll
To welch or not to welch
Replies
3
Views
105
Sqotty from office works
Sqotty from office works
frggr
  • Poll
Fixture The David King Medal - most backfire threads from Grand Final to Grand Final (Red Raw Bottom 11 flogs ITT)
15 16 17 18 19
Replies
466
Views
11K
frggr
frggr
Aristotle Pickett
Think Tank Grand Final Entertainment--Confirmed and Rumoured.
2 3
Replies
63
Views
2K
Kabanna
Kabanna
STPer18
flggr Enough about SHITney/Souf MelSHIT choking in Grand Finals. Let's laugh at the select clubs who are bad enough to lose a Grand Final to this absolute m
Replies
12
Views
417
Dont_be_a_Plonka
Dont_be_a_Plonka
zackah
Things more reliable than Sydney in a Grand Final
2
Replies
27
Views
883
Elmer_Hauser
Elmer_Hauser
BloodRet
Game Day 2024 AFL Grand Final - Sydney Swans vs Brisbane Lions. A celebration of interstate superiority on neutral turf.
40 41 42 43 44
Replies
1K
Views
14K
Kabanna
Kabanna
V_23
Think Tank Clothes and items that only flogs wear
Replies
7
Views
396
Grin
Grin
Back
Top