Criminals...

[The Made Guy]

Up to a point. It would have been better if we could have won a flag in that time.

Or even a final.

 

[hot carl]

Just a memory jolter.

Gardiner...i'm sure everyone remembers
Cousins...see above
Kerr...stole prescription pad from doctor (self prescribed drug commonly used to hide cocaine in drug testing - 'needed sleeping pills')
Lynch...ran from cops
Sampi...held knife to girlfriend
Chick...his wife fled the country and has a restraining order against him
Waters...stumbled in front of taxi (more stupid than criminal)

My Club (just pre-empting the eagles fans replies)...

Heath Black...got in fight after brother got bashed, pushed a policewoman
Farmer...incident with wife/girlfriend
Peter Bell...lawyer (could be used to defend the above)

Feel free to post your clubs indiscresions (spelling?)

What can you say...chicks dig bad boys.
I know which club is getting more punanni.

 

[peppy la pew]

Or even a final.

Does that ease the pain of losing the big one ?

 

[hoss]

What can you say...chick digs bad boys.
I know which club is getting more punanni.

Chick digs bad boys. Mmmm, well if that's Danny's preference, good on him.

 

[Tormented Tiger]

With all the people in the big cities with the pressure and speed of modern life why are all the disturbed people from country towns like Mangalore, Perth and Adelaide?

 

[peppy la pew]

With all the people in the big cities with the pressure and speed of modern life why are all the disturbed people from country towns like Mangalore, Perth and Adelaide?

It is a question I worry myself silly about every night. Oh how i long for the exclusive suburb that is Frankston.

 

[section8]

What can you say...chicks dig bad boys.
I know which club is getting more punanni.

They also dig winners.

 

[section8]

With all the people in the big cities with the pressure and speed of modern life why are all the disturbed people from country towns like Mangalore, Perth and Adelaide?

Peter Costello is from Melbourne

 

[Mofra]

Peter Costello is from Melbourne

Touche

 

[Lightning_Rod]

i heard the old scott welsh has a bit of a rep, also mr thurstans??

 

[Killer eagle]

With all the people in the big cities with the pressure and speed of modern life why are all the disturbed people from country towns like Mangalore, Perth and Adelaide?

Perth is not a country town, it is a city, with a population of over 1.5million. I dont think you have seen any country towns if you consider Perth to be a country town.

 

[The Made Guy]

Does that ease the pain of losing the big one ?

I can understand why you have to come onto a forum to have that question answered. Then again, there's always the Playstation for your taste of finals glory.

 

[- PC -]

Didnt your mate Goodwin threaten to slice some photographer's neck open at the end of last year?

Charming stuff.

Dont let the facts get in the way of a good troll

He threatened to hit him..not slice him

 

[The Made Guy]

Dont let the facts get in the way of a good troll

He threatened to hit him..not slice him

Threatened to kill him.

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Threatened to kill him.

At least he didn't have a knife in his hand.

 

[The Made Guy]

At least he didn't have a knife in his hand.

No, just the personality of someone born in Adelaide. A death twice as painful.

 

[ICanDressMyself]

No, just the personality of someone born in Adelaide. A death twice as painful.

Yeah you're heaps funny.

The "Adelaide people are weird" joke is old and lame, get some new material funny man.

 

[The Made Guy]

you're heaps funny.

Cheers, thanks.

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Cheers, thanks.

Oh sorry I forgot to add..

/end sarcasm

 

[spell_check]

Pickett - you know the history.

 

[The Made Guy]

Oh sorry I forgot to add..

/end sarcasm

Oh you were being sarcastic? I feel embarrassed now.

I can't match it with these intellectual-powerhouse Adelaide private school boys. I will go and hide now.

 

[Warwick]

i heard the old scott welsh has a bit of a rep, also mr thurstans??

3, 2, 1...

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Oh you were being sarcastic? I feel embarrassed now.

I can't match it with these intellectual-powerhouse Adelaide private school boys. I will go and hide now.

Glad you finally realised you're not up to our level.

Seeya.

 

[The Made Guy]

Glad you finally realised you're not up to our level.

Seeya.

Bye bye. Good luck with the rest of your studies.

 

[Chewy]

Feel free to post your club's indiscretions

Shane Crawford - Hank Bulger MD, Shane Crawford Exposed
Jason Dunstall - that helmet and annoying radio persona
Peter Everitt - lied about Goodwin stomping on his foot
Luke Hodge - drank some beers at his 21st and forgot his speech.
Lance Franklin - had sex with 16 girls in a row, then prematurely ejaculated over the 17th
Mark Williams - shot 13 spectators dead and wounded another 27 with an imaginary gun
Sam Mitchell - lost the lower half of each leg in a body waxing accident
Zac Dawson - arrested for trying to impersonate Napoleon Dynamite while Rocca was lining up for goal
Campbell Brown - has repeatedly tried to commit suicide on the footy field
Richard Vandenberg - gouged out one of McPhee's eyes, then slashed his throat with a broken bottle, severed his limbs with a butcher's knife and threw the body parts into the Yarra, except for the head, which he kept in his fridge for 6 months.
Don Scott - vandalized a Melbourne jumper once
Dermott Brereton - Condemned by Amnesty International for crimes against humanity with his various hairstyles
Alastair Clarkson - started the Battle Of Britain and finished Dutchy Holland
Jeff Kennett - disease carrier (foot in mouth)
Jarryd Roughead - his rough head alone is an indiscretion
Jordan "Chief" Lewis - scalped a dude's head with a tomahawk
Beau Dowler - driving under the mistaken belief that he's Mark Skaife
Timmy Clarke - he once kicked over a jam tin