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TheInjuryFactory said:
Nah, it's pole vault.

Probably about to lose cos of my big junk.

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Highlight of the Olympics for sure!
Loved the jokes afterwards when blokes were successfully clearing the next heights like "yeah congrats small dick"
 

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Tonga Bob said:
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Now we come to the awarding of this season's Pwned Trophy. This goes to the player who makes the opposition melt the hardest and the rest of us laugh our arses off. It is one of the club's highest honours, passed down through the generations of Wazzas in recognition of their services to lulz.

There were quite a few worthy noms this season. Some were individual like Barrybran's take down of "budget Dingster" in round 11, Dinsdale and his fake bingo card in round 6, my actual OOF checklist in round 4 and TheInjuryFactory with his Tour de Fromage in round 16. Some were a group effort like the regular Season of Guts, while others were from outside of the SFA such as Dinsdale copping a turniping from his wife, our disdain for the town of Burnie and our completely abominable usage of the Spanish language.

One pwnage event stands out above all others in season 38, and it even had a sequel. That is of course the whole Cirque du Raz shitshow from round one which saw him leave before actually playing a game of qooty, only to return later in the season denying any knowledge of said event. The problem with it is though that it was pretty much the whole team that were involved and as the saying goes, 'the team that pwn together stay together'. I have but one Pwned Trophy to give however and it came in round 7 when a Roy stalwart was trying to go all esoteric & mystical. Our boy though was having none of that...

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Official Match Thread - Season 38, Round 7: Roys FFC v Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

With what food? Tater tots.
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So for the second time in Coney Island history, it's my honour to award Raveneyes with the season 38 Pwned Trophy!



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Thanks cap!

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Here's hoping this is drawn out until just before the Liverpool vs Accrington Stanley blockbuster.

 
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Dragons FFC 13.9 (87) defeat Coney Island Warriors 7.4 (46)​

We lost a preliminary final. Again.

We lost to the monkey bastard Dragons. Again.

Won the first quarter though. Woot I guess.

FootyGuy13 is now a Coney Island Life Member and Ocha905 is now a tween. Congrats gents, you deserved better.

That's it, season's done.

Some people did some stuff. Dinsdale & Piggy Smalls kicked two goals each, TheInjuryFactory hugged some people, pantskyle & I played kick to kick.

In retrospect my surly ass review adds to the suspense of the final votes. I am a genius!

Rich (BB code): 
DRA SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
DRA               2    2        6    2        11   5        13   9    87     
CIW               4    1        5    3        6    3        7    4    46     
DRA        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
A Swallow   0  6  3  0  0  0  0  0  0   27  toxic        0  2  2  5  2  0  1  0  0   27
BringBackT  0  3  5  5  0  1  1  0  0   32  Raveneyes    0  7  1  6  1  0  0  0  0   40
T2B_        0  5  3  3  1  0  0  0  0   34  Mesc         0  1  0  3  0  0  0  0  0    9
VandoHawk   0  5  4  4  1  0  1  0  0   36  Paracleet    0  6  5  2  0  0  0  0  0   37
DJ75        0  0  1  2  0  0  0  0  0    7  TubbsFarqu   0  0  1  4  1  0  0  0  0   15
Ge3ks       0  7  3  3  0  0  0  0  0   36  Freofalcon   0  6  4  3  3  0  0  0  0   48
Ljp86       0  10 4  10 1  0  0  1  0   72  Tonga Bob    0  7  2  8  3  2  0  1  0   63
Blaze Stor  0  12 5  5  0  0  0  1  0   67  pantskyle    0  9  3  8  1  1  0  0  0   57
freo84      0  7  4  7  2  0  2  0  0   49  FootyGuy13   0  6  4  7  0  0  0  0  0   44
Bradesmaen  0  6  7  8  2  0  0  1  0   69  Barrybran    0  10 5  1  0  0  0  0  0   47
Pickitt     0  3  1  4  1  0  1  0  0   21  Dinsdale     0  6  3  3  0  0  1  2  1   43
Purple Jes  0  5  5  5  1  0  1  1  3   50  zackah       0  4  3  4  1  1  2  0  0   28
Hatchy1992  0  3  0  0  1  1  0  2  1   27  Piggy Smal   0  3  0  0  1  0  0  2  1   26
Bonz        0  7  2  0  1  0  0  5  2   63  The Filth    0  2  0  0  2  1  1  1  1   19
Chief       0  3  1  0  0  0  0  2  1   25  Reginald P   0  1  0  1  1  0  0  0  1   10
DragoDelph  13 9  0  7  2  0  1  0  1   60  spudmaster   8  5  0  9  1  1  1  1  0   49
Drizzy      0  5  0  4  10 2  0  0  0   65  Ocha905      0  7  0  8  1  0  0  0  0   41
Pie 4 Life  0  7  0  8  6  2  0  0  0   63  TheInjuryF   0  6  0  7  6  1  0  0  0   57
Knifey Spo  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4  brahj        0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Ligma       0  1  0  5  0  0  0  0  0   13  brian_muz    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

Votes:

One vote - P. Smalls
Two votes - D. Piranha
Three votes...
 
Ocha905 said:
Here's hoping this is drawn out until just before the Liverpool vs Accrington Stanley blockbuster.

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I promise to finish before midnight Vicbias time
 
Tonga Bob said:
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Dragons FFC 13.9 (87) defeat Coney Island Warriors 7.4 (46)​

We lost a preliminary final. Again.

We lost to the monkey bastard Dragons. Again.

Won the first quarter though. Woot I guess.

FootyGuy13 is now a Coney Island Life Member and Ocha905 is now a tween. Congrats gents, you deserved better.

That's it, season's done.

Some people did some stuff. Dinsdale & Piggy Smalls kicked two goals each, TheInjuryFactory hugged some people, pantskyle & I played kick to kick.

In retrospect my surly ass review adds to the suspense of the final votes. I am a genius!

Rich (BB code): 
DRA SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
DRA               2    2        6    2        11   5        13   9    87    
CIW               4    1        5    3        6    3        7    4    46    
DRA        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
A Swallow   0  6  3  0  0  0  0  0  0   27  toxic        0  2  2  5  2  0  1  0  0   27
BringBackT  0  3  5  5  0  1  1  0  0   32  Raveneyes    0  7  1  6  1  0  0  0  0   40
T2B_        0  5  3  3  1  0  0  0  0   34  Mesc         0  1  0  3  0  0  0  0  0    9
VandoHawk   0  5  4  4  1  0  1  0  0   36  Paracleet    0  6  5  2  0  0  0  0  0   37
DJ75        0  0  1  2  0  0  0  0  0    7  TubbsFarqu   0  0  1  4  1  0  0  0  0   15
Ge3ks       0  7  3  3  0  0  0  0  0   36  Freofalcon   0  6  4  3  3  0  0  0  0   48
Ljp86       0  10 4  10 1  0  0  1  0   72  Tonga Bob    0  7  2  8  3  2  0  1  0   63
Blaze Stor  0  12 5  5  0  0  0  1  0   67  pantskyle    0  9  3  8  1  1  0  0  0   57
freo84      0  7  4  7  2  0  2  0  0   49  FootyGuy13   0  6  4  7  0  0  0  0  0   44
Bradesmaen  0  6  7  8  2  0  0  1  0   69  Barrybran    0  10 5  1  0  0  0  0  0   47
Pickitt     0  3  1  4  1  0  1  0  0   21  Dinsdale     0  6  3  3  0  0  1  2  1   43
Purple Jes  0  5  5  5  1  0  1  1  3   50  zackah       0  4  3  4  1  1  2  0  0   28
Hatchy1992  0  3  0  0  1  1  0  2  1   27  Piggy Smal   0  3  0  0  1  0  0  2  1   26
Bonz        0  7  2  0  1  0  0  5  2   63  The Filth    0  2  0  0  2  1  1  1  1   19
Chief       0  3  1  0  0  0  0  2  1   25  Reginald P   0  1  0  1  1  0  0  0  1   10
DragoDelph  13 9  0  7  2  0  1  0  1   60  spudmaster   8  5  0  9  1  1  1  1  0   49
Drizzy      0  5  0  4  10 2  0  0  0   65  Ocha905      0  7  0  8  1  0  0  0  0   41
Pie 4 Life  0  7  0  8  6  2  0  0  0   63  TheInjuryF   0  6  0  7  6  1  0  0  0   57
Knifey Spo  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4  brahj        0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Ligma       0  1  0  5  0  0  0  0  0   13  brian_muz    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

Votes:

One vote - P. Smalls
Two votes - D. Piranha
Three votes...
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...S. Master! Those three votes take spud to 48, meaning he cannot be beaten but TheInjuryFactory needs a perfect score to join him. And with two names left to read it's squeaky bum time for the season 32 winner. Here goes.

Four votes - T...
 
Tonga Bob said:
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Dragons FFC 13.9 (87) defeat Coney Island Warriors 7.4 (46)​

We lost a preliminary final. Again.

We lost to the monkey bastard Dragons. Again.

Won the first quarter though. Woot I guess.

FootyGuy13 is now a Coney Island Life Member and Ocha905 is now a tween. Congrats gents, you deserved better.

That's it, season's done.

Some people did some stuff. Dinsdale & Piggy Smalls kicked two goals each, TheInjuryFactory hugged some people, pantskyle & I played kick to kick.

In retrospect my surly ass review adds to the suspense of the final votes. I am a genius!

Rich (BB code): 
DRA SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
DRA               2    2        6    2        11   5        13   9    87    
CIW               4    1        5    3        6    3        7    4    46    
DRA        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
A Swallow   0  6  3  0  0  0  0  0  0   27  toxic        0  2  2  5  2  0  1  0  0   27
BringBackT  0  3  5  5  0  1  1  0  0   32  Raveneyes    0  7  1  6  1  0  0  0  0   40
T2B_        0  5  3  3  1  0  0  0  0   34  Mesc         0  1  0  3  0  0  0  0  0    9
VandoHawk   0  5  4  4  1  0  1  0  0   36  Paracleet    0  6  5  2  0  0  0  0  0   37
DJ75        0  0  1  2  0  0  0  0  0    7  TubbsFarqu   0  0  1  4  1  0  0  0  0   15
Ge3ks       0  7  3  3  0  0  0  0  0   36  Freofalcon   0  6  4  3  3  0  0  0  0   48
Ljp86       0  10 4  10 1  0  0  1  0   72  Tonga Bob    0  7  2  8  3  2  0  1  0   63
Blaze Stor  0  12 5  5  0  0  0  1  0   67  pantskyle    0  9  3  8  1  1  0  0  0   57
freo84      0  7  4  7  2  0  2  0  0   49  FootyGuy13   0  6  4  7  0  0  0  0  0   44
Bradesmaen  0  6  7  8  2  0  0  1  0   69  Barrybran    0  10 5  1  0  0  0  0  0   47
Pickitt     0  3  1  4  1  0  1  0  0   21  Dinsdale     0  6  3  3  0  0  1  2  1   43
Purple Jes  0  5  5  5  1  0  1  1  3   50  zackah       0  4  3  4  1  1  2  0  0   28
Hatchy1992  0  3  0  0  1  1  0  2  1   27  Piggy Smal   0  3  0  0  1  0  0  2  1   26
Bonz        0  7  2  0  1  0  0  5  2   63  The Filth    0  2  0  0  2  1  1  1  1   19
Chief       0  3  1  0  0  0  0  2  1   25  Reginald P   0  1  0  1  1  0  0  0  1   10
DragoDelph  13 9  0  7  2  0  1  0  1   60  spudmaster   8  5  0  9  1  1  1  1  0   49
Drizzy      0  5  0  4  10 2  0  0  0   65  Ocha905      0  7  0  8  1  0  0  0  0   41
Pie 4 Life  0  7  0  8  6  2  0  0  0   63  TheInjuryF   0  6  0  7  6  1  0  0  0   57
Knifey Spo  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  1    4  brahj        0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0
Ligma       0  1  0  5  0  0  0  0  0   13  brian_muz    0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0

Votes:

One vote - P. Smalls
Two votes - D. Piranha
Three votes...
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oh yeah, votes.

Tonga Bob said:
...S. Master! Those three votes take spud to 48, meaning he cannot be beaten but TheInjuryFactory needs a perfect score to join him. And with two names left to read it's squeaky bum time for the season 32 winner. Here goes.

Four votes - T...
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...Bob. That makes me the best player of the finals series for us. Exactly what you want from a leader, to have the sim arbitrarily give them stuff. Huzzah to me!

That leaves one name left, our BOG for the prelim.

Five votes:...
 
Tonga Bob said:
oh yeah, votes.


...Bob. That makes me the best player of the finals series for us. Exactly what you want from a leader, to have the sim arbitrarily give them stuff. Huzzah to me!

That leaves one name left, our BOG for the prelim.

Five votes:...
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...T...
 
Frankston Medal Winners For Season 38 New
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    So for the fifth time in history we have joint Frankies. Season 32 winner TheInjuryFactory pulls a best on from out of his arse in the last match of the season to join first time winner spudmaster to poll the most votes at 48. For spud it's the first major award of what I'm sure will be a stellar career in the SFA, while for TIF the trophy cabinet gets bigger and bigger (hope you know a good carpenter). TIF also becomes the first person to achieve the Double Frankie by winning both the Frankston Rover Award & Medal in the same season. Absolute scenes!!!

    So Ladies and Gentlemen, please charge another thing and congratulate the Frankston Rover Medallists for season 38 - spudmaster and TheInjuryFactory!!!

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