Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors | Season 35 Team Thread | All In The Family | Congratulations pantskyle - Four Time Frankston Rover Medallist!

[Tonga Bob]

Huge relief to see these figures - thanks, Bob.

For The Greater Good.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Huge relief to see these figures - thanks, Bob.

We are an active team in the Sweet Football Association on BigFooty dot com

 

[Tonga Bob]

We are an active team in the Sweet Football Association on BigFooty dot com

Through the roof!

 

[Headless]

That's the first thing we want to promote!

 

[Freofalcon]

Round 2 Tonga Bob
10 touches out of the back pocket

5 votes - Freofalcon

That is all

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round 2 Tonga Bob
10 touches out of the back pocket

5 votes - Freofalcon

That is all

All-Sweet FA back pocket guernsey incoming.

 

[Dinsdale]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. Tonga Bob
4. pantskyle
3. Agent93
2. spudmaster
1. Dinsdale

 

[Dinsdale]

anyone got the gif of us all dancing after a win?

 

[Tonga Bob]

anyone got the gif of us all dancing after a win?

There's this:

I think Raveneyes had something else??

 

[Dinsdale]

There's this:

I think Raveneyes had something else??

thats right, Raveneyes had all our avatar faces in a dancing gif.

 

[Raveneyes]

There's this:

I think Raveneyes had something else??

thats right, Raveneyes had all our avatar faces in a dancing gif.

Nobody knows how to celebrate like we do. Even NaturalDisaster was enjoying himself!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Three - At Home vs The Phoenix

Happy Monday Wazzas, it's time to take a look at the week just gone. It was a big week where a lot of us gave great effort, only for that effort to be somewhat unrequited.

We were at home for the first time in season 35, hosting the fire chickens who were fresh off the bye. Weeks with the Phoenixeriteians are normally low-key affairs, but nobody told us as we regaled the visiting East Siders with many tales. We also had a couple of milestones, with silent bovine Moo putting in 50 Warrior games and oldmate doubling that.

Game time came and, like the trees at Dinsdale Ranch & Casa Bob, it all came tumbling down. Much like the rainy conditions that the recently recoloned philreich gave us for the second round running. Conceding the first five goals and ten of the thirteen kicked in the first half is a strategy reserved for the foolhardy or criminally insane. Which of those relates to us I'm not sure, but that's what we did. To our credit we outscored the visitors in the fourth quarter, but there are only four quarters in a game of qooty (which is why they're called quarters) so by the final siren we were 38 points in the red.

The loss saw us drop from fifth place to tenth place. Thankfully we cannot drop that far this week because there's only three more places left to drop, but we can certainly rise more than five places so we should probably try to do that instead.

Round Three Ladder​

                        P  W  L  D Pen   For  Agst     %    Pts Streak  Last 5  Change   GB  Chase
Baghdad Bombers         3  3  -  -   -   352   326  107.98%  12    W3   WWW       +2    Ldr      -
Las Vegas Bears         3  2  1  -   -   301   221  136.20%   8    W1   WLW       +2     +1      -
Gold City Royals        3  2  1  -   -   326   253  128.85%   8    L1   WWL       -2     +1      -
Geelong Gumbies         3  2  1  -   -   306   254  120.47%   8    L1   WWL       -2     +1      -
Ophidian Old Boys FFC   3  2  1  -   -   298   272  109.56%   8    W2   LWW       +3     +1      -
Roys FFC                3  2  1  -   -   245   229  106.99%   8    W2   LWW        -     +1      -
East Side Phoenix       2  1  1  -   -   196   174  112.64%   8    W1   LW        +4     +2      -
West Coast Wonders      2  1  1  -   -   207   201  102.99%   4    L1   WL        -1     +2    Ldr
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fighting Furies         3  1  2  -   -   317   333   95.20%   4    W1   LLW       +1     +2      -
Coney Island Warriors   2  1  1  -   -   172   202   85.15%   4    L1   WL        -5     +2      -
Dragons FFC             3  1  2  -   -   286   363   78.79%   4    L2   WLL       -2     +2      -
Sin City Swamprats      3  -  3  -   -   284   367   77.38%   -    L3   LLL       +1     +3     +1
Mount Buller Demons     3  -  3  -   -   249   344   72.38%   -    L3   LLL       -1     +3     +1

CIW SENIORS Vs ESP SENIORS
CIW               1    0        3    2        6    5        10   8    68      
ESP               6    3        10   6        14   6        16   10   106     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ESP         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Piggy Smal  0  2  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    8  jackenny     0  5  1  7  1  0  0  1  1   43
Reginald P  0  3  1  3  0  0  1  0  0   15  Shermy       0  4  1  2  0  0  1  0  0   16
CursingFij  0  4  0  1  0  0  0  0  0   14  raskolniko   0  2  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   17
Mesc        0  3  3  3  0  0  1  0  0   21  The Blue W   0  12 9  7  1  0  0  0  1   82
Snuffaluph  0  4  2  3  1  0  0  0  0   28  eth-dog      0  3  9  13 1  0  0  0  0   66
Raveneyes   0  3  1  8  2  0  0  0  0   36  daddy_4_ey   0  4  3  2  1  0  1  0  0   26
TheInjuryF  0  8  3  10 2  2  0  1  0   69  Zoops        0  8  3  3  0  1  2  0  0   34
TubbsFarqu  0  6  1  7  0  4  2  0  1   34  Catsnlaker   0  11 3  8  0  1  2  1  0   59
Agent93     0  13 4  10 2  1  1  0  0   77  Jack The G   0  5  0  2  0  0  1  0  2   18
FootyGuy13  0  6  2  1  1  0  0  1  0   36  Drunkgolia   0  3  0  2  1  0  0  0  1   18
Freofalcon  0  6  7  6  0  0  0  0  1   52  Wise Guy S   0  2  2  4  0  0  0  0  0   20
Purple7x08  0  6  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   22  akkaps       0  6  4  11 0  0  2  1  0   52
Moo         0  4  2  1  1  1  0  3  1   44  por_please   0  1  1  0  0  0  0  1  0   12
The Filth   0  4  1  0  1  0  1  1  3   25  Itsmyshow    0  8  2  0  0  1  0  6  2   69
toxic       0  3  1  1  0  0  0  1  2   22  sey666       0  5  1  0  1  0  1  4  1   44
Mofra       3  8  6  6  1  0  2  1  0   61  TY24         8  4  0  5  3  0  3  0  1   34
Dinsdale    0  15 0  8  3  2  0  1  0   81  Le Grille    0  9  2  10 5  2  3  0  0   66
Tonga Bob   0  3  0  8  5  5  1  0  0   47  Milera2Bet   0  7  0  5  4  1  0  0  0   48
spudmaster  0  3  3  2  0  0  0  1  0   28  SunsphereP   1  5  1  1  0  1  0  0  0   22
pantskyle   13 6  0  5  1  1  0  0  0   46  MP_          0  5  0  6  2  2  0  2  1   50

Despite the conditions both Dinsdale and Agent93 had a game-high 23 disposals each, with the goal Dinsdale kicked the only real thing separating the two. TheInjuryFactory had a nice game, while pantskyle had the better of the ruck duel before giving Mofra a turn with the hitouts. Moo came off the bench for the second game to great effect, kicking three goals to be our only multiple goalscorer.

​

​

Despite the qooty result we had an active week, accounting for almost three quarters of the posting with all of them quality offerings.

Round Four - At Home vs The Bears


Last time we met: Round 6, Season 34

Coney Island Warriors 18.12 (120) defeated Las Vegas Bears 14.8 (92) at Van Cortlandt Park​

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG CursingFijian Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon FurTheWin Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo pantskyle Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster The Filth Wizard The Half Back TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat WaywardSonSon ​

Lot of activity means a lot of reasons to give votes to your fellow Wazzas for the Frankie. Get amongst it!

Round 3 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Dinsdale
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) Agent93
2 votes) Bob, T.
1 vote) spudmaster




Actually have a couple of nominations for the #PwnedTrophy this week. First is this from pantskyle that ended an East Sider's week before it began:

Official Match Thread - Season 35, Round 3 - Coney Island Warriors vs East Side Phoenix @ Van Cordlandt Park

Well I went there to find stuff to sell on eBay, the carcasses were a bonus and made a good broth too you sir are a brave man and have a cast iron stomach

www.bigfooty.com

The other one is more of a joint effort. Started by Raveneyes and jenga'd on top by TheInjuryFactory Dinsdale and others, it was the conversation around various World Cups which some took more literally than what was intended but descended into elite tomfoolery. There's too much to copy in here, but I'm sure you can find it if you know where to look.

If anybody else has any nominations then please throw them in here.

We're still at home this week, as we host a Teddy Bears' Picnic. Have a good one Wazzas!

 

[Agent93]

Round 3 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Raveneyes
4 votes) Bonga
3 votes) TIF
2 votes) pants
1 vote) spuddie

 

[Dinsdale]

That was a good week, despite the result, great input from Spud, the usual high start and great input from the skipper, sometimes it's hard to keep up my friends.

 

[Dinsdale]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

Round 3.

5. spudmaster when your not suspended you're great
4. Me, by God I'm good, shucks thanks Mum, now get off my account
3. Tonga Bob stop being so good
2. Raveneyes good trolling, love it
1. CursingFijian keep it up mate, love your work

 

[FootyGuy13]

Spoiler: Round 3

Round 3 Tonga Bob
5 votes - Dinsdale
4 votes - Agent93
3 votes - Mofra
2 votes - TheInjuryFactory
1 vote - Freofalcon

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Round 2 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. The Filth Wizard
4. TheInjuryFactory
3. Dinsdale
2. Snuffaluphagus
1. Moo

Round 3 #FrankstonRoverMedal

5. Dinsdale
4. Agent93
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. Tonga Bob
1. pantskyle

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Four - At Home vs The Vegans

Hey cool, it's another game preview!

The Las Vegas Bears came to visit last week. There were two engaged teams with the visitors celebrating a couple of milestones, they introduced us to their new rapping minstrel, and we saw the return of both SBYM from a harsh European winter & Lord_Flashheart in an Attenbouroughesqe depiction of ursine mating patterns. What was also great to see was the engagement of 20 different Wazzas over the course of the week!!!

As we all know however, activity has zero impact upon qooty. Game day duly arrived, carried on the shoulders of friend of the Warriors philreich for the third consecutive week. He didn't bring rain this week, what he did bring was pain. CursingFijian kicked the first goal of the match which was his first in Coney Island colours, however the Vegans kicked eight first quarter goals to race out to a 35 point quarter time lead. We outscored the visitors by 7 goals to 3 in the second half, but the damage was already done as we finished 18 points adrift at the final siren (admittedly inaccuracy from our opponents made things more respectable), with the Bears treated the four premiership points like a pic-a-nic basket and pilfered them back to Las Vegas.

This means we drop one spot on the ladder, where thankfully the winless Swamprats & Demons keep us from the bottom. They play each other next week, so we'll remain above at least one of them for another round.

Round Four Ladder​

                        P  W  L  D Pen   For  Agst     %    Pts Streak  Last 5  Change   GB  Chase
Baghdad Bombers         4  4  -  -   -   459   416  110.34%  16    W4   WWWW       -    Ldr      -
Las Vegas Bears         4  3  1  -   -   416   318  130.82%  12    W2   WLWW       -     +1      -
Gold City Royals        4  3  1  -   -   456   349  130.66%  12    W1   WWLW       -     +1      -
Roys FFC                4  3  1  -   -   369   327  112.84%  12    W3   LWWW      +2     +1      -
East Side Phoenix       3  2  1  -   -   260   228  114.04%   8    W2   LWW       +2     +2      -
Geelong Gumbies         4  2  2  -   -   402   384  104.69%   8    L2   WWLL      -2     +2      -
Ophidian Old Boys FFC   4  2  2  -   -   396   396  100.00%   8    L1   LWWL      -2     +2      -
Dragons FFC             4  2  2  -   -   363   433   83.83%   8    W1   WLLW      +3     +2    Ldr
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
West Coast Wonders      3  1  2  -   -   277   278   99.64%   4    L2   WLL       -1     +3     +1
Fighting Furies         3  1  2  -   -   317   333   95.20%   4    W1   LLW       -1     +3     +1
Coney Island Warriors   3  1  2  -   -   269   317   84.86%   4    L2   WLL       -1     +3     +1
Sin City Swamprats      4  -  4  -   -   338   431   78.42%   -    L4   LLLL       -     +4     +2
Mount Buller Demons     4  -  4  -   -   339   451   75.17%   -    L4   LLLL       -     +4     +2

CIW SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
CIW               3    2        8    4        10   5        15   7    97      
LVB               8    7        13   8        15   17       16   19   115     
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  LVB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Snuffaluph  0  8  5  9  1  0  3  0  0   52  Art Vandel   0  1  0  2  0  0  0  0  0    7
Mofra       0  4  3  3  0  0  1  0  0   24  Grin         0  7  4  7  2  0  1  0  0   52
Agent93     0  8  2  8  1  1  2  0  0   45  Shadow Man   0  1  1  4  1  0  0  0  0   18
Mesc        0  5  5  8  1  2  2  0  0   46  tony         0  6  1  4  2  0  0  0  0   37
Purple7x08  0  5  4  4  2  0  0  0  0   43  MWPP         0  11 6  11 1  0  2  0  0   71
Raveneyes   0  5  4  4  1  1  1  0  0   37  Jezmiester   0  11 6  8  2  0  1  3  2   92
TheInjuryF  0  12 3  8  1  0  1  1  0   68  RonnieRave   0  17 7  9  0  0  3  3  0   99
spudmaster  0  9  3  12 3  1  1  0  0   70  Supersuns    0  8  6  15 0  0  0  0  0   72
TubbsFarqu  0  4  0  7  1  1  0  0  0   31  kane249      0  9  2  7  1  1  0  0  0   52
FootyGuy13  0  7  4  7  0  0  0  2  1   60  Muddiemoos   0  11 5  9  2  1  0  1  2   83
Reginald P  0  3  3  8  2  1  0  0  1   44  JoshWooden   0  2  2  2  0  0  0  0  1   17
Tonga Bob   0  8  0  8  3  1  0  0  0   53  4cunningTo   0  5  8  11 1  1  2  0  0   60
Piggy Smal  0  7  1  0  0  1  0  3  4   47  Matera92     0  4  1  1  0  1  0  0  4   22
The Filth   0  4  1  0  0  1  0  3  1   35  Broken       0  9  0  0  3  1  0  3  6   64
Freofalcon  0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  RookiePick   0  1  2  0  0  2  0  0  1   12
pantskyle   13 9  0  15 0  0  2  1  0   70  Cap          14 14 0  15 4  1  1  3  2  120
Dinsdale    0  11 0  12 4  1  0  2  0   86  Millky95     0  13 0  13 4  3  0  1  1   91
SBYM        0  5  1  8  1  1  0  1  0   45  Electronic   0  9  0  12 2  1  2  2  0   66
CursingFij  0  3  2  4  0  0  0  1  0   29  I Dont Car   0  1  1  2  1  0  0  0  0   14
toxic       0  2  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   16  Dingster     0  3  3  5  1  1  0  0  0   33

While there were no obvious standout performances, there were a few worth writing about. Dinsdale was probably best on for us with 23 disposals, 4 tackles & 2 goals while spudmaster (21 disposals/3 marks/3 tackles), pantskyle (24 disposals/13 hitouts/1 goal), TheInjuryFactory (20 disposals/3 marks/1 goal), FootyGuy13 (14 disposals/4 marks/2 goals), Snuffaluphagus (17 disposals/5 marks) The Filth Wizard & Piggy Smalls (3 goals each) all put in an honest shift.

​

Round Five - Away vs the Roys


Last time we met: Round 12, Season 34

Coney Island Warriors 12.7 (79) were defeated by Roys FFC 18.19 (127) at Van Cortlandt Park​

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG CursingFijian Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon FurTheWin Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo pantskyle Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster The Filth Wizard The Half Back TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat WaywardSonSon ​

Thanks for eveyone who's submitted Frankie votes so far, make sure you keep them coming!!!

Round Four #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Dinsdale
4 votes) spudmaster
3 votes) pantskyle
2 votes) TheInjuryFactory
1 vote) CursingFijian




Couldn't go past this. First match thread post for the year from Lord_Flashheart and well worth the wait.

Official Match Thread - Season 35 | Round 4 | Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears @ Van Cordlandt Park

So I am up against my nemesis Matera92? That's a very Lego Movie comment.

www.bigfooty.com

#PwnedTrophy

If you have any other nominations please get them in here.

We're on the road this week, away to the Roys. Our recent record against them isn't that good (who am I kidding, it's sh*thouse) so it's time our turntables. Have a great week!

 

[FootyGuy13]

Spoiler: Round 4

Round 4 Tonga Bob
5 votes - Dinsdale
4 votes - spudmaster
3 votes - pantskyle
2 votes - TheInjuryFactory
1 vote - FootyGuy13

 

[Dinsdale]

Round 4 Tonga Bob

5. Dinsdale
4. spudmaster
3. pantskyle
2. CursingFijian
1. Tonga Bob

 

[spudmaster]

Round 2 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes pantskyle
4 votes The Filth Wizard
3 votes Tonga Bob
2 votes Snuffaluphagus
1 vote Agent93

Round 3 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Dinsdale
4 votes) Agent93
3 votes) TheInjuryFactory
2 votes) Tonga Bob
1 vote) Mofra

Round Four #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Dinsdale
4 votes) pantskyle
3 votes) TheInjuryFactory
2 votes) spudmaster
1 vote) FootyGuy13

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Pwned Trophy nom nom nom

I was lucky enough to run into Kate Bush so took the opportunity to quickly ask her if she had anything she'd like me to pass on to the Roys.

#PwnedTrophy

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Round Four #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. Dinsdale
4. spudmaster
3. pantskyle
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. FootyGuy13

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Shit is too easy.

This is amazing Raveneyes, had to use it!!

 

[Dinsdale]

Round 5 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

votes based on combo of match stats and keeping the match thread banter alive

5. Purple7x08_24
4. pantskyle
3. Dinsdale
2. Tonga Bob
1. spudmaster