Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors | Season 35 Team Thread | All In The Family | Congratulations pantskyle - Four Time Frankston Rover Medallist!

[Tonga Bob]

Inaugural Season: Season 18
Home Ground: Van Cortlandt Park
Colours: Orange, Black and White


INAUGURAL SQUAD
B: amos - Sydney Bloods (vc) - oogac
HB: Mofra - Frankston Rover (c) - Plugger35
C: Lord_Flashheart - Mr_Smooth - thetradesman
HF: BigJoeD_ - alex_is_on_fire - Stronzo
F: Brucie Buffer - InvinciBLUES - deathevocation
R: Haduken - candiehappy - zackah
Int: DeeWong6996 - Aussie Rocker


beez Trophy: TheInjuryFactory (Season 34, Season 29)
Mobbs Medal: TheInjuryFactory (Season 32), Freofalcon (Season 21)
Alf Andrews Medal: Reginald Perrin (Season 21)
Fred Medal: harry000 (Season 31), BigJoeD_ (Season 26)
EKA Medal: BLERN (Season 25), Wooshette (Season 20)
TFLUA-Tiger Medal: Tonga Bob (Season 30), toxic (Season 21), El Dubya (Season 19)
Frankston Rover Award: TheInjuryFactory (Season 30), NaturalDisaster (Season 29)
Hall of Fame: Itsmyshow, Frankston Rover, pantskyle


WIKI PAGE
Coney Island Warriors - Sweet FA Wiki

CLUB HISTORY

Stats & History - Coney Island Warriors - Club History

CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS The Coney Island Fantasy Football Club, nicknamed the Warriors, is a qooty club playing in the Sweet Football Association (SFA). Formed in Season 18 by Frankston Rover in the Sweet suburb of Docklands, the Warriors were originally founded as a Bay 13 club and they retain...

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Coney Island Warriors - Club Profile

Sweet Football Association profile of the Coney Island Warriors

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[credit to Hate for putting the Sweet FA+ site together]

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Season​	Position​	Captains​
S18​	6th​	Frankston Rover​
S19​	Runners Up (Minor Premiers)​	Frankston Rover​
S20​	9th​	BigJoeD_​
S21​	5th​	BigJoeD_​
S22​	4th​	Wooshette​
S23​	8th​	Wooshette​
S24​	9th​	Frankston Rover​
S25​	11th​	Wooshette​
S26​	8th​	Frankston Rover​
S27​	4th​	Wooshette​
S28​	10th​	TheInjuryFactory​
S29​	9th​	TheInjuryFactory​
S30​	10th​	TheInjuryFactory​
S31​	3rd​	TheInjuryFactory​
S32​	11th​	TheInjuryFactory​
S33​	7th​	Tonga Bob​
S34​	12th​	Tonga Bob​
S35​	3rd (Minor Premiers)​	Tonga Bob​

Bold denotes finals qualification​

 

[Tonga Bob]

S34 Frankston Rover Medal: pantskyle
S34 Wooshette Medal: Dinsdale
S34 Pwned Trophy Winners: Raveneyes & Snuffaluphagus

beez Trophy: TheInjuryFactory

Season 34 Team Thread

Official Team Thread - Coney Island Warriors | Season 34 Team Thread | Congrats to pantskyle for winning the Frankston Rover Medal!

Inaugural Season: Season 18 Home Ground: Van Cortlandt Park Colours: Orange, Black and White INAUGURAL SQUAD B: amos - Sydney Bloods (vc) - oogac HB: Mofra - Frankston Rover (c) - Plugger35 C: Lord_Flashheart - Mr_Smooth - thetradesman HF: BigJoeD_ - alex_is_on_fire - Stronzo F: Brucie Buffer...

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Season	Frankston Rover Medallist Best & Fairest	Wooshette Medal Leading Goalkicker	Pwned Trophy
S18	Lord_Flashheart	invinciBLUES (47)	Lord_Flashheart
S19	El Dubya	Stronzo (82)	Reginald Perrin
S20	Frankston Rover	Wooshette (36)	Wooshette
S21	Wooshette	Reginald Perrin (84*)	Packedlunch
S22	Jazny	Packedlunch (69)	Frankston Rover
S23	Frankston Rover	craffles (55)	zackah
S24	Freofalcon	Itsmyshow (46)	zackah
S25	BLERN & candiehappy	Itsmyshow (42)	Frankston Rover
S26	Freofalcon	BigJoeD_ (77**)	Wooshette
S27	pantskyle	Raveneyes (74)	Wooshette
S28	comewhatmay	BEEG (62)	comewhatmay
S29	comewhatmay & pantskyle	BEEG (60)	harry000
S30	harry000 & Tonga Bob	NaturalDisaster (56)	TheInjuryFactory
S31	The Half Back	harry000 (82**)	Lord_Flashheart
S32	TheInjuryFactory	BEEG (54)	Volbeat
S33	A Swallow & FootyGuy13	BEEG (64)	Elton Johns Wig
S34	pantskyle	Dinsdale (36)	Raveneyes & Snuffaluphagus

* Winner of Alf Andrews Medal
** Winner of Fred Medal

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[Tonga Bob]

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00 Volbeat
1 SBYM
3 Frankston Rover
8 Mofra
9 Ambrose Burnside
10 Raveneyes
11 Reginald Perrin
12 CursingFijian
13 FootyGuy13 (VC)
16 Smoooothy
17 pantskyle (LG)
18 The Filth Wizard (LG)
21 The Half Back
22 Freofalcon
23 TheInjuryFactory (LG)
24 Purple7x08_24
25 Tonga Bob (C)
27 Mesc
30 FurTheWin
33 Piggy Smalls
36 spudmaster (LG)
42 Lord_Flashheart
44 Dinsdale (LG)
46 toxic
69 BEEG
88 WaywardSonSon
93 Agent93 (LG)
94 TubbsFarquhar
99 Snuffaluphagus
?? Moo

30/30

In: CursingFijian (Bombers), The Filth Wizard (Royals)

Out: Cesoir (delisted), Stronzo (delisted)

Spoiler

Volbeat SBYM Frankston Rover Mofra Ambrose Burnside Raveneyes FootyGuy13 Smoooothy pantskyle The Half Back Freofalcon TheInjuryFactory Tonga Bob Mesc FurTheWin Piggy Smalls spudmaster Lord_Flashheart Dinsdale toxic BEEG WaywardSonSon Agent93 TubbsFarquhar Snuffaluphagus Moo CursingFijian The Filth Wizard Reginald Perrin Purple7x08_24

 

[Tonga Bob]

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CursingFijian	50 GAMES	RD 1
Moo	50 WARRIORS GAMES	RD 2
Bob, T.	100 GAMES / 100 WARRIORS GAMES	RD 2
Freofalcon	250 GAMES	RD 5
TheInjuryFactory	150 GAMES / 150 WARRIORS GAMES	RD 5
Reginald Perrin	150 GAMES / 150 WARRIORS GAMES	RD 7
The Filth Wizard	350 GAMES	RD 8
Snuffaluphagus	50 GAMES / 50 WARRIORS GAMES	RD 9
The Half Back	50 WARRIORS GAMES	RD 13
TubbsFarquhar	100 WARRIORS GAMES	RD 14

*Earliest possible round attainable

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Player​	Total Games​	Warriors Games​
Moo​	354​	48​
The Filth Wizard​	342​	YET TO DEBUT​
Frankston Rover​	329​	213​
pantskyle​	330​	109​
The Half Back​	307​	37​
TubbsFarquhar​	277​	86​
Raveneyes​	266​	266​
Volbeat​	251​	51​
Freofalcon​	245​	229​
Smoooothy​	237​	220​
Agent93​	226​	12​
Lord_Flashheart​	165​	165​
BEEG​	158​	84​
toxic​	152​	118​
TheInjuryFactory​	145​	145​
Reginald Perrin​	143​	143​
Dinsdale​	114​	114​
Piggy Smalls​	100​	45​
Tonga Bob​	98​	98​
FootyGuy13​	81​	81​
Mofra​	52​	52​
CursingFijian​	49​	YET TO DEBUT​
Snuffaluphagus​	41​	41​
Mesc​	30​	30​
Ambrose Burnside​	24​	24​
WaywardSonSon​	21​	9​
FurTheWin​	12​	12​
SBYM​	12​	12​
spudmaster​	12​	12​
Purple7x08_24​	5​	5​

*As at end of Season 34

 

[Tonga Bob]

[kit design a TheInjuryFactory joint]





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[Tonga Bob]

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SFA Season 35 Official Premiership Fixture

Round One - 29 January 2023 (Opening Round)

Baghdad Bombers vs Fighting Furies at Abdu Prison
Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Ljp86's Lair
East Side Phoenix vs Gold City Royals at The Eyrie
Las Vegas Bears vs Roys FFC at The Stadium in the Sky
Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Gumbies FFC at Spotswood Oval
West Coast Wonders vs Mount Buller Demons at The Colosseum
Bye: Coney Island Warriors


Round Two - 5 February 2023

Fighting Furies vs Coney Island Warriors at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Mount Buller Demons vs Roys FFC at Snow Dome
Gumbies FFC vs Dragons FFC at House of Gumby
Las Vegas Bears vs Baghdad Bombers at The Stadium in the Sky
Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs West Coast Wonders at Spotswood Oval
Sin City Swamprats vs Gold City Royals at Underground Stadium
Bye: East Side Phoenix


Round Three - 12 February 2023

Mount Buller Demons vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at Snow Dome
Dragons FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Ljp86's Lair
Gumbies FFC vs Roys FFC at House of Gumby
Coney Island Warriors vs East Side Phoenix at Van Cordlandt Park
Gold City Royals vs Fighting Furies at The Golden Throne
Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers at Underground Stadium
Bye: West Coast Wonders


Round Four - 19 February 2023

Mount Buller Demons vs Baghdad Bombers at Snow Dome
Dragons FFC vs West Coast Wonders at Ljp86's Lair
Gumbies FFC vs Gold City Royals at House of Gumby
Roys FFC vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval
Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears at Van Cordlandt Park
Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Phoenix at Underground Stadium
Bye: Fighting Furies


Round Five - 26 February 2023

Fighting Furies vs West Coast Wonders at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
East Side Phoenix vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The Eyrie
Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval
Las Vegas Bears vs Gumbies FFC at The Stadium in the Sky
Gold City Royals vs Dragons FFC at The Golden Throne
Sin City Swamprats vs Mount Buller Demons at Underground Stadium
Bye: Baghdad Bombers


Round Six - 5 March 2023

Dragons FFC vs Fighting Furies at Ljp86's Lair
East Side Phoenix vs Baghdad Bombers at The Eyrie
Roys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Renown Park
Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cordlandt Park
Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Spotswood Oval
West Coast Wonders vs Gumbies FFC at The Colosseum
Bye: Mount Buller Demons


Round Seven - 12 March 2023

Baghdad Bombers vs Roys FFC at Abdu Prison
East Side Phoenix vs Mount Buller Demons at The Eyrie
Gumbies FFC vs Fighting Furies at House of Gumby
Coney Island Warriors vs West Coast Wonders at Van Cordlandt Park
Las Vegas Bears vs Sin City Swamprats at The Stadium in the Sky
Gold City Royals vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The Golden Throne
Bye: Dragons FFC


Round Eight - 19 March 2023

Fighting Furies vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Dragons FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Ljp86's Lair
Roys FFC vs East Side Phoenix at Brunswick Junction Oval
Las Vegas Bears vs Mount Buller Demons at The Stadium in the Sky
Gold City Royals vs Baghdad Bombers at The Golden Throne
West Coast Wonders vs Sin City Swamprats at The Colosseum
Bye: Gumbies FFC


Round Nine - 26 March 2023

Fighting Furies vs Roys FFC at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Dragons FFC vs East Side Phoenix at Ljp86's Lair
Gumbies FFC vs Mount Buller Demons at House of Gumby
Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bombers at Van Cordlandt Park
Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Spotswood Oval
West Coast Wonders vs Las Vegas Bears at The Colosseum
Bye: Gold City Royals


Round 10 - 2 April 2023

Baghdad Bombers vs West Coast Wonders at Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies vs Sin City Swamprats at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Coney Island Warriors vs Gumbies FFC at Van Cordlandt Park
Las Vegas Bears vs East Side Phoenix at The Stadium in the Sky
Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Dragons FFC at Spotswood Oval
Gold City Royals vs Mount Buller Demons at The Golden Throne
Bye: Roys FFC


Round 11 - 9 April 2023 (Easter Round)

Baghdad Bombers vs Dragons FFC at Abdu Prison
Mount Buller Demons vs Fighting Furies at Snow Dome
Roys FFC vs Gold City Royals at Brunswick Junction Oval
Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Spotswood Oval
Sin City Swamprats vs Gumbies FFC at Underground Stadium
West Coast Wonders vs East Side Phoenix at The Colosseum
Bye: Las Vegas Bears


Round 12 - 16 April 2023

Baghdad Bombers v Ophidian Old Boys FFC at Abdu Prison
Gumbies FFC v East Side Phoenix at House of Gumby
Roys FFC v Dragons FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval
Coney Island Warriors v Mount Buller Demons at Van Cordlandt Park
Las Vegas Bears v Fighting Furies at The Stadium in the Sky
West Coast Wonders v Gold City Royals at The Colosseum
Bye: Sin City Swamprats


Round 13 - 23 April 2023 (ANZAC Day Round)

Baghdad Bombers vs Gumbies FFC at Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies vs East Side Phoenix at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Mount Buller Demons vs Dragons FFC at Snow Dome
Roys FFC vs West Coast Wonders at Brunswick Junction Oval
Gold City Royals vs Las Vegas Bears at The Golden Throne
Sin City Swamprats vs Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium
Bye: Ophidian Old Boys FFC


Round 14 - 30 April 2023

Baghdad Bombers vs Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison
Gumbies FFC vs West Coast Wonders at House of Gumby
Roys FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at Brunswick Junction Oval
Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Gold City Royals at Spotswood Oval
Bye: Dragons FFC, East Side Phoenix, Fighting Furies, Mount Buller Demons, Sin City Swamprats


Round 15 - 7 May 2023

Baghdad Bombers vs Mount Buller Demons at Abdu Prison
Dragons FFC vs Gumbies FFC at Ljp86's Lair
East Side Phoenix vs Las Vegas Bears at The Eyrie
Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cordlandt Park
Ophidian Old Boys FFC vs Fighting Furies at Spotswood Oval
Gold City Royals vs Sin City Swamprats at The Golden Throne
Bye: West Coast Wonders


Round 16 - 14 May 2023 (Mother's Day Round/Heritage Round)

Fighting Furies vs Gumbies FFC at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Mount Buller Demons vs West Coast Wonders at Snow Dome
East Side Phoenix vs Baghdad Bombers at The Eyrie
Las Vegas Bears vs Dragons FFC at The Stadium in the Sky
Gold City Royals vs Coney Island Warriors at The Golden Throne
Sin City Swamprats vs Roys FFC at Alberton Oval
Bye: Ophidian Old Boys FFC


Round 17 - 21 May 2023

Mount Buller Demons vs Sin City Swamprats at Snow Dome
Dragons FFC vs Gold City Royals at Ljp86's Lair
East Side Phoenix vs Fighting Furies at The Eyrie
West Coast Wonders vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The Colosseum
Bye: Baghdad Bombers, Coney Island Warriors, Gumbies FFC, Las Vegas Bears, Roys FFC


Round 18 - 28 May 2023 (Final Round)

Fighting Furies vs Dragons FFC at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome
Mount Buller Demons vs Coney Island Warriors at Snow Dome
East Side Phoenix vs Roys FFC at The Eyrie
Gumbies FFC vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at House of Gumby
Sin City Swamprats vs Las Vegas Bears at Underground Stadium
West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bombers at The Colosseum
Bye: Gold City Royals


Finals Week One - 4 June 2023

First Qualifying Final: 1st vs 4th
Second Qualifying Final: 2nd vs 3rd
First Elimination Final: 5th vs 8th
Second Elimination Final: 6th vs 7th


Finals Week Two - 11 June 2023 (Queen's Birthday Round excl. Qld & WA)

First Semi Final: Loser First Qualifying Final vs Winner First Elimination Final
Second Semi Final: Loser Second Qualifying Final vs Winner Second Elimination Final


Finals Week Three - 18 June 2023

First Preliminary Final: Winner First Qualifying Final vs Winner Second Semi Final
Second Preliminary Final: Winner Second Qualifying Final vs Winner First Semi Final


Finals Week Four - 25 June 2023

Grand Final: Winner First Preliminary Final vs Winner Second Preliminary Final at SFA Park

 

[Tonga Bob]

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Dear legends, have YOU got what it takes to tackle Sweet FA SpudQoach™ and win this snazzy badge??

ENTRIES NOW OPEN!!

Competition - SpudQoach™ Season 35 - Congratulations sausageroll !!

Welcome to the 7th edition of..... Back with a sassy coif and a quaint nostalgic aroma and yes, even more bloody popular demand than we ever thought bloody possible! Even more than last time, when we foolishly and rather feverishly thought, 'surely there's never been this much popular demand...

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But TiF, how do I play?

• Pick a team of useless spuds (qooty, not posting)
• BUT they have to be the type of spuds who will play every game, so think Freofalcon etc
• You pick a captain who has their score doubled, so this has to be your most confident pick. Again, a club veteran type that will play every game, but won't post jack s**t and will play back pocket, full back etc.
• You have to pick positions based on the last round of last season, so you get a bit of wriggle room and can make some clever picks of guys who played as mids last season, but has decided to play full back in S35 as an example.

The aim is for your squad to have the lowest possible dreamteam score all up but if they miss any games, they get a penalty added to their score so hence the danger of inactives f**king you up if they don't get picked!!

But there's no work to do during the season, it's set and forget once you get your squad in. Oh, and a great opportunity to besmirch someone near and dear to you.

But don't just take my word for it, here's what the skipper had to say...

I'm really bad at this.

In.

 

[Freofalcon]

Dear legends, have YOU got what it takes to tackle Sweet FA SpudQoach™ and win this snazzy badge??

ENTRIES NOW OPEN!!

Competition - SpudQoach™ Season 35 - Congratulations sausageroll !!

Welcome to the 7th edition of..... Back with a sassy coif and a quaint nostalgic aroma and yes, even more bloody popular demand than we ever thought bloody possible! Even more than last time, when we foolishly and rather feverishly thought, 'surely there's never been this much popular demand...

www.bigfooty.com

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But TiF, how do I play?

• Pick a team of useless spuds (qooty, not posting)
• BUT they have to be the type of spuds who will play every game, so think Freofalcon etc
• You pick a captain who has their score doubled, so this has to be your most confident pick. Again, a club veteran type that will play every game, but won't post jack s**t and will play back pocket, full back etc.
• You have to pick positions based on the last round of last season, so you get a bit of wriggle room and can make some clever picks of guys who played as mids last season, but has decided to play full back in S35 as an example.

The aim is for your squad to have the lowest possible dreamteam score all up but if they miss any games, they get a penalty added to their score so hence the danger of inactives f**king you up if they don't get picked!!

But there's no work to do during the season, it's set and forget once you get your squad in. Oh, and a great opportunity to besmirch someone near and dear to you.

But don't just take my word for it, here's what the skipper had to say...

If I played every game last season, why isn’t my arse full of splinters?

All I remember is a lot of Freofalcon < out

 

[Tonga Bob]

Dear legends, have YOU got what it takes to tackle Sweet FA SpudQoach™ and win this snazzy badge??

ENTRIES NOW OPEN!!

Competition - SpudQoach™ Season 35 - Congratulations sausageroll !!

Welcome to the 7th edition of..... Back with a sassy coif and a quaint nostalgic aroma and yes, even more bloody popular demand than we ever thought bloody possible! Even more than last time, when we foolishly and rather feverishly thought, 'surely there's never been this much popular demand...

www.bigfooty.com

​

But TiF, how do I play?

• Pick a team of useless spuds (qooty, not posting)
• BUT they have to be the type of spuds who will play every game, so think Freofalcon etc
• You pick a captain who has their score doubled, so this has to be your most confident pick. Again, a club veteran type that will play every game, but won't post jack s**t and will play back pocket, full back etc.
• You have to pick positions based on the last round of last season, so you get a bit of wriggle room and can make some clever picks of guys who played as mids last season, but has decided to play full back in S35 as an example.

The aim is for your squad to have the lowest possible dreamteam score all up but if they miss any games, they get a penalty added to their score so hence the danger of inactives f**king you up if they don't get picked!!

But there's no work to do during the season, it's set and forget once you get your squad in. Oh, and a great opportunity to besmirch someone near and dear to you.

But don't just take my word for it, here's what the skipper had to say...

It’s true, I am.

 

[FootyGuy13]

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[Tonga Bob]

You have to go find e̷̢̛̛̮̤̫͖̮̻͇̤͕͑͛̕͜͝ȩ̸̡͕̪̣̗̈̇̃̾̄͂̊́̋̊͘͝e̸̢̼͓̜̱̘̯̤͛̈̇͆͂̓̃͝g̷̢̣̠̠̟̹͇̣̰̐͑̓͜͠g̴̡̘̺̩̯̥͍͉̞̗͇̝͂͛̆̏̓̒̀̃̅͆͜g̶̨̨̬̟̲͓̹͈̥͍̤͈̻̜͈͂̂́͒̀̀̋̑͑̉̔̊̂͝ş̵̛̭̻̞̝͉̗͎̫̮̇͑͛̿͑̒̇͋̈́͘̚͠ for B̵̛͎̲͙͕̤̮̠̦̮̱̹͎͎͛͊͘À̸̝̺̘͜Å̶̛̺͖̘̲̩͙̪̮͙̜̼̱̓̑̈̂̈̓̉̄̌͆̑ͅA̵͈̪͉͓̬̠̘̖̪̿̀̋̒̓̈́̌̃͗̑̕Ą̴̬̟͙͚͎͕̠̜̬̏̂̃͑̈́͆Ą̴̞͉̥̪̯̙̗̿̌́̊͆̄̿̈́̾̕ͅA̶̦̣͓̩̮̰͉̿A̵̡͔̫̙̝̦̮͉͊̈́̌̽̋́̕͘̚͠͠R̸͈͉̩̼͉̀͌͊̀͐̽̏͌T̵̩̺̋͆͝

 

[Tonga Bob]

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG CursingFijian Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover FurTheWin Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo pantskyle Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster The Filth Wizard The Half Back TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat WaywardSonSon

Hey Wazzas, welcome to round one. As you would have figured out by now we've copped the bye first up so we have no match thread to go to. But never fear, I've come up with a cunning plan. What we'll do instead is to have a scavenger hunt through the match threads for the other teams. Not only will it encourage you to explore other threads and discover what malarkey the other teams are dishing up, it gives you the opportunity to sh*tpost in their match threads to get some practice in for next week when we do have a match thread, and to make general nuisances of yourselves. Idle hands and whatnot.

I'll post the first set of clues in the team PM, and instructions on what to do with them.

LFG,

Bob.

 

[Dinsdale]

Hey Wazzas, welcome to round one. As you would have figured out by now we've copped the bye first up so we have no match thread to go to. But never fear, I've come up with a cunning plan. What we'll do instead is to have a scavenger hunt through the match threads for the other teams. Not only will it encourage you to explore other threads and discover what malarkey the other teams are dishing up, it gives you the opportunity to sh*tpost in their match threads to get some practice in for next week when we do have a match thread, and to make general nuisances of yourselves. Idle hands and whatnot.

I'll post the first set of clues in the team PM, and instructions on what to do with them.

LFG,

Bob.

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[TheInjuryFactory]

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[Piggy Smalls]

I think I’m going to start signing off work emails with LFG instead of ‘thanks and regards’

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Yours in qooty,

TiF

 

[serial_thrilla]

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Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG CursingFijian Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover FurTheWin Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo pantskyle Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster The Filth Wizard The Half Back TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat WaywardSonSon

Hey Wazzas, welcome to round one. As you would have figured out by now we've copped the bye first up so we have no match thread to go to. But never fear, I've come up with a cunning plan. What we'll do instead is to have a scavenger hunt through the match threads for the other teams. Not only will it encourage you to explore other threads and discover what malarkey the other teams are dishing up, it gives you the opportunity to sh*tpost in their match threads to get some practice in for next week when we do have a match thread, and to make general nuisances of yourselves. Idle hands and whatnot.

I'll post the first set of clues in the team PM, and instructions on what to do with them.

LFG,

Bob.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

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Oh good, the shitposts are going to come to us instead Tonga Bob

 

[Tonga Bob]

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[serial_thrilla]

Oh good, the shitposts are going to come to us instead Tonga Bob

The Simpsons graphics have lured me in.