Opinion Commentary & Media VIII

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DuckYeah said:
How do you know this? On face value it sounds Pre Season 2024.
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"Get to do it this weekend as well" straight after speaking about playing Bont and Libba.
 

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Kanga Glory said:
Get over it, that prick can cop it all.
I'll tell you a story - I was out at a establishment in the Ascot Vale area many years ago, was talking to a lovely lady making progress, in walks Carey, said girl looks at him says'cant stand him, such a w***er'. Feeling good I go to get some drinks , come back and low and behold said girl is over there chatting to Carey. She never came back for her drink and left establishment 15 minutes later with Carey.
So I can hold a grudge 🤣
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Here's another story: Late 1993 ish I was going through a breakup with my high school sweetheart. We'd done the whole "buy a unit and plan the wedding" thing, and with 2 months to go until our nuptials everything was going swimmingly. (Or so I thought) Anyway, as things do it all went sour and we broke up. Things turned a bit nasty, and in the midst of a heated argument, I think about who would get custody of the cat, she yelled at me that she had had gone out and slept with Wayne Carey the previous night. Her friend later confirmed it. She hated football, and had always resented the fact that I was addicted to North Melbourne.
Anyway, I've always felt sorry for Wayne, because clearly she used him to get back at me and he was the innocent victim who probably never even knew. Poor bugger.
 
Tiberius said:
Here's another story: Late 1993 ish I was going through a breakup with my high school sweetheart. We'd done the whole "buy a unit and plan the wedding" thing, and with 2 months to go until our nuptials everything was going swimmingly. (Or so I thought) Anyway, as things do it all went sour and we broke up. Things turned a bit nasty, and in the midst of a heated argument, I think about who would get custody of the cat, she yelled at me that she had had gone out and slept with Wayne Carey the previous night. Her friend later confirmed it. She hated football, and had always resented the fact that I was addicted to North Melbourne.
Anyway, I've always felt sorry for Wayne, because clearly she used him to get back at me and he was the innocent victim who probably never even knew. Poor bugger.
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Need more information about the fate of the cat please.
 
Tiberius said:
Here's another story: Late 1993 ish I was going through a breakup with my high school sweetheart. We'd done the whole "buy a unit and plan the wedding" thing, and with 2 months to go until our nuptials everything was going swimmingly. (Or so I thought) Anyway, as things do it all went sour and we broke up. Things turned a bit nasty, and in the midst of a heated argument, I think about who would get custody of the cat, she yelled at me that she had had gone out and slept with Wayne Carey the previous night. Her friend later confirmed it. She hated football, and had always resented the fact that I was addicted to North Melbourne.
Anyway, I've always felt sorry for Wayne, because clearly she used him to get back at me and he was the innocent victim who probably never even knew. Poor bugger.
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Wayne continues.

"I remember the night well, it was late 1993 I was yet to reach my footballing peak both on and off the field but I knew who I was and what I'd become. I was out at establishment, I won't say which one, and in walked a lovely lady she had a look in her eyes, a look of spite, revenge and a hatred of all things AFL, it was then that I knew she'd come home with me. I won't go into details, I was happy to be the antagonist to her protagonist, but what I realise now but didn't then was she wasn't in a great place. I do remember one thing, as she left she locked eyes with me, a stern look you could say, and said, "I'm keeping the f*cking cat", which was weird because I don't own a cat. This stuff happened all the time, the angry, anti-AFL sex thing, not the cat thing that was strange"
 
Does everyone remember the Roo Boy ad on tv?

There is a story I was told that is related both to the ad and to some of the stories above.

The setting: Lounge room, a couple are enjoying ‘relations’ on the couch. The TV is on.

On comes the Roo Boy ad. This is the first time that it’s been on TV. The man is quite excited to see it, so much so that he lifts the young lady off his lap and deposits her onto the couch next to him. He then proceeds to intently watch Ewen McCormick do his thing.

Quite satisfied with the experience of watching the ad he then assumes that ‘relations’ will resume. Unhappy with being dumped on the couch mid-coitus the young lady says no. The man is confused but is still pleased with how the ad came out.

 
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Tiberius said:
Here's another story: Late 1993 ish I was going through a breakup with my high school sweetheart. We'd done the whole "buy a unit and plan the wedding" thing, and with 2 months to go until our nuptials everything was going swimmingly. (Or so I thought) Anyway, as things do it all went sour and we broke up. Things turned a bit nasty, and in the midst of a heated argument, I think about who would get custody of the cat, she yelled at me that she had had gone out and slept with Wayne Carey the previous night. Her friend later confirmed it. She hated football, and had always resented the fact that I was addicted to North Melbourne.
Anyway, I've always felt sorry for Wayne, because clearly she used him to get back at me and he was the innocent victim who probably never even knew. Poor bugger.
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Just shows you how easy the dating scene/one night stands really are for women.

Can you imagine a scenario where you are beefing with your girlfriend, who loves the Barbie movie and you just go out and bang Margot Robbie just to piss her off?

About as likely as * winning a final in our lifetime.
 
Tiberius said:
Here's another story: Late 1993 ish I was going through a breakup with my high school sweetheart. We'd done the whole "buy a unit and plan the wedding" thing, and with 2 months to go until our nuptials everything was going swimmingly. (Or so I thought) Anyway, as things do it all went sour and we broke up. Things turned a bit nasty, and in the midst of a heated argument, I think about who would get custody of the cat, she yelled at me that she had had gone out and slept with Wayne Carey the previous night. Her friend later confirmed it. She hated football, and had always resented the fact that I was addicted to North Melbourne.
Anyway, I've always felt sorry for Wayne, because clearly she used him to get back at me and he was the innocent victim who probably never even knew. Poor bugger.
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Wonder if she made it up to get at you?
 

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hilly said:
Wonder if she made it up to get at you?
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Possibly. The past is the past and I put it all behind me many years ago.
I save my grudges for the important things, like the free kick Gavin Dore paid to Darryn Creswell against Shannon Motlop that cost us the Sydney game in 2002.
 
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Gumble Frankieton said:
Does everyone remember the Roo Boy ad on tv?

There is a story I was told that is related both to the ad and to some of the stories above.

The setting: Lounge room, a couple are enjoying ‘relations’ on the couch. The TV is on.

On comes the Roo Boy ad. This is the first time that it’s been on TV. The man is quite excited to see it, so much so that he lifts the young lady off his lap and deposits her onto the couch next to him. He then proceeds to intently watch Ewen McCormick do his thing.

Quite satisfied with the experience of watching the ad he then assumes that ‘relations’ will resume. Unhappy with being dumped on the couch mid-coitus the young lady says no. The man is confused but is still pleased with how the ad came out.

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There is a massive error in that video, Carey was made Captain in 1993, and we didn't start wearing the bounding Kangaroo jersey until 1995. :)
 
Tiberius said:
Possibly. The past is the past and I put it all behind me many years ago.
I save my grudges for the important things, like the free kick Gavin Dore paid to Darryn Creswell against Shannon Motlop that cost us the Sydney game in 2002.
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If you mention that again I will search Facebook until I find a photo of that cat and I'll load it as my profile photo just to teach you a lesson.
 
It’s pretty wild that two random people have stories of Carey having his way with their women.

It’s no wonder Carey ended up with such a warped perspective of how women should be treated and how relationships are supposed to be and the whole Stevens saga. Not an excuse but definitely an explanation for how he became who he is.

Women throwing themselves at you would be such a head ****.

Also it makes me feel cheated that we don’t at least have one bastard Carey father-son in the team right now…

Not a single contraceptive slip up?
 

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