News Collingwood are in serious trouble..

[Dead Eye Didak]

Make us look like a bunch of ancient geriatric spuds that have built their entire gameplan around feeding one player the ball non stop and blowing enough smoke up his arse to have him cry to umps every time a player goes near him? Pretty confident.

As for being beaten fairly comprehensively... We've matched up decently with them over the last few years so while I wouldn't be completely shocked, I'd certainly back us to put up a far better fight than the cooked Pies did today.

Before thinking about beating one of the possible premiership teams this season in GWS, learn to try and beat teams that are rebuilding, inexperienced and one of the possible wooden spoon winning teams.....