Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Chicken Treat]

That exciting time of the year when all the mper.haers arrive.

 

[Cleavy]

That exciting time of the year when all the mper.haers arrive.

there ain't no party like a Crico chicken nuggs/chicky tenders party

 

[Shane Heard]

Another year ..another court date for the Chrisco scammers


“On Chrisco's website it says cancellation fees on most of its layby orders will incur a charge of 20 per cent of the instalments made up to 90 days before the final payment is due.

That figure increases to 50 per cent within 90 days prior to the final payment due date. “

Chrisco faces Fair Trading Act court date - NZ Herald

Christmas hamper provider Chrisco is facing a likely court appearance for alleged breaches of the Fair Trading Act.

www.nzherald.co.nz

 

[DickieKnee]

Another year ..another court date for the Chrisco scammers


“On Chrisco's website it says cancellation fees on most of its layby orders will incur a charge of 20 per cent of the instalments made up to 90 days before the final payment is due.

That figure increases to 50 per cent within 90 days prior to the final payment due date. “

Chrisco faces Fair Trading Act court date - NZ Herald

Christmas hamper provider Chrisco is facing a likely court appearance for alleged breaches of the Fair Trading Act.

www.nzherald.co.nz

A 2008 Herald on Sunday investigation found that goods purchased in a Chrisco hamper cost 24 per cent to 38 per cent more than if they were bought in the supermarket.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

A 2008 Herald on Sunday investigation found that goods purchased in a Chrisco hamper cost 24 per cent to 38 per cent more than if they were bought in the supermarket.

You can't put a price on convince.

 

[boncer34]

You can't put a price on convince.

Actually you can. Its a 24 to 38 per cent mark up.

 

[Mofra]

Actually you can. Its a 24 to 38 per cent mark up.

No it's not. It's between 2 and 3.1 per cent made in 12 convincent payments.

 

[Over The Post]

PFD Foodservices == Pet Food Distributors who made their fortune in the 70s selling brown sludge dog food (complete with bits of chopped intestines and lamb docking rings) in red ice cream containers. Two of them were on the shopping list every week for our German Shepherd.

Now they're one of the big wholesalers for the retail / restaurant trade.

 

[Royces Hart]

PFD Foodservices == Pet Food Distributors who made their fortune in the 70s selling brown sludge dog food (complete with bits of chopped intestines and lamb docking rings) in red ice cream containers. Two of them were on the shopping list every week for our German Shepherd.

Crico customers would lap that shit up.

Were my brown sludge intestines?

 

[Over The Post]

Crico customers would lap that shit up.

Were my brown sludge intestines?

We had some visitors over one night and their daughter (a bit older than me) helped me get the dogs dinner. She asked me if I ate his food and I said yeah and started crunching on a dog biscuit to prove it. She said nah not the biscuits, I eat the meat out of the tin.

 

[radiojake]

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besides the peanut butter and the bin liners / foil wrap, I dont think there is a single item in that photo that I would ever buy...


...

actually just last week when I was sick I did ask for nutri grain for some reason and that would be the first time in atleast ten years i had it - something about being sick that triggers some weird comfort foods but yeah nothing else would even be close

I just dont get it

 

[Cleavy]

the only thing good about Nutri Grain is making 'nuts and bolts'

 

[nobbyiscool]

Chrisco started showing up in my fb ads, likely because of this thread.

They've been having a social media competition trying to get people to share their photos, which is great, cos the Venn diagram of people who use Crico and boomers who still can't figure out hashtags is basically a circle.

 

[Chicken Treat]

 

[DickieKnee]

Chrico customers across the country must be so happy this time of year unpacking their boxes wondering about the convince.

 

[brucetiki]

Were my Crico

 

[Mofra]

Looks like abomination (and another step on the inevitable march towards diabetes) is one the menu for dessert tonight:

 

[Nothing]

Looks like abomination (and another step on the inevitable march towards diabetes) is one the menu for dessert tonight:

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Is that an actual ad?

Replete with spelling/typo mistake?

 

[sosos]

Is that an actual ad?

Replete wirh spelling/typo mistake?

Do you work there?

 

[Nothing]

Do you work there?

Depending on where there is, maybe.

Yes I type awfully though.

 

[Royces Hart]

Were my sandwhcih?